Ok, you're blind and deaf and can't talk. You're in the middle of a jungle and need to go south. You only have clothes, no equipment and no one with you. How can you tell which way is north ?

Up, duh!

which jungle?

the moss on a tree is only on the north side of a tree,

move around until you run into a tree, find the moss whitch gives you the correct direction

that doesn't work below equator

well you didn't mention that did you DID YOU!!!!!!!!

is there any other clues you forgot about????

i thought people were smart enough to know that

hmmm... GOOGLE!!!!!

i posted it because you wont find the answer on google

Ok, ok...I know this one. Well, I don't know the answer, but here's a clue so someone smarter can get on the right track.

You don't have to bother with north. There must be some way of knowing which direction is south, which is where you really need to go.

EDIT: which jungle? Just your generic run-of-the-mill jungle?

Take off your pants, get an erection and then turn around and around till you feel a pull on your cock. This is because Santa up at the North Pole is using the magenetic field around the Earth to draw you closer to him(what a perv).

It won't work right if you're near a big iron mountain or some silly [CENSORED] like that though.

lol

The sun?

You can feel the warmth of the sun. When the sun's at it's hottest you'll know it's right above you. If you can work out what direction it lays when it's setting and rising (west and east), when it'll be at it's coolest, you can determine north and south.

Walk around a bit until you hear a female moaning. Peter North should be somewhere around there.

how the hell did a blind deaf man end up in a jungle anyway?

How would he know he needed to go south in the first place

if you're blind deaf and dumb what the [CENSORED] are you doing in the jungle?

but the trees will block the sun from getting thru the jungle and to you.

no one even came close to the right answer

Well, I'd rather just figure out which way was south, seeing as how that's where I want to head anyway.

OOOH! OOOOOH! I KNOW! This riddle is so freakin easy its like...laughable...

The answer is obviously "Q". I mean come on...that's the answer to everything in life...

Your riddle, i pre-maturely assume, is missing some vague details luv..

Is there anything metal on your clothes? is it night or day? could you follow the wind that beats from a shoreline? could you wander around until you step into a river that commonly leads to some form of civilisation?

Or is the answer quite simply, 'you can't'.

Maybe the blind, deaf, and mute dude should've thought of that BEFORE he fell into a jungle with no equipment.

"you can't"

no he has super powers and can go south whenever

easier riddle:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

The Wife, cos she immediately called the police even tho she was sleeping ??///

The Butler...it is always the butler.

No...it was the maid...mail doesn't come on Sundays.

assuming its morning (?)
you seek a tree and walk around it, looking for it's shadow.
the shadow should be shed to the west, so just feel where the shadow is and turn to the right and start walking.
then you're at the south mother[CENSORED]er.

other than that, i have no clue.

SPIERDALAJ HUJU

quote:Originally posted by Chakra`

Or is the answer quite simply, 'you can't'.



yup


the lesson for today
sometimes the easiest answer is the best





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[CENSORED]ing ape

quote:Originally posted by karmazonquote:Originally posted by Chakra`

Or is the answer quite simply, 'you can't'.



yup


the lesson for today
sometimes the easiest answer is the best





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lesson for the next day: if the answer to the riddle is a punch line, it's a joke, not a riddle.

I was gonna say "you cant" but then I dint bother..

3 chimps are sitting on a branch. one eats a monkey. the second scratches his ass. the 3rd programs a 2d multiplayer side-scroller. which one ate the monkey?

quote:Originally posted by peemonkey3 chimps are sitting on a branch. one eats a monkey. the second scratches his ass. the 3rd programs a 2d multiplayer side-scroller.


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lol.

The first one.

quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-oldeasier riddle:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?


The dead guy because you said they did.

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-oldeasier riddle:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?


The dead guy because you said they did.


Lol I thought he just made a typo >.<

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyif you're blind deaf and dumb what the [CENSORED] are you doing in the jungle?


LOL! i dont know why but that sounded funny :D

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Lol I thought he just made a typo >.<

D is too far away from R to be mistyped, I thought to myself.

I may be wrong.
May being 80% chance...

*high-five's eyic*

A get married couple go on honeymooning to Niagra Falls. The next day, The wife was killed, via the waterfall.
A man in their hometown reads the newspaper, calls the police and in Niagra Falls, the husband is arrested and charged for killing his wife.

Who was the man in the hometown, and more importantly, how did he know?

god

the man was George "The Waterfall" Johnson