The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is [CENSORED]!"

you suck.

lmao

nooooooooooo, the perfect man is censored!

What do you know about women?

They use different underwear?

it's geh (sorry but the sencor killed the joke!) besides how would you know i dont have connections!

you're like, 12?

I think this poem is funny :]

Hitman and n00bface will like it, too; for other reasons though I guess.

Is the perfect man THE G WORD :O :0

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyyou suck.


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I know i'm perfect (ego unleashed there) and cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming are not my favorite things :P

This is f'kin hilarious dude...I love it because it's so dang silly. *Copy+Paste for future use*

...I can cook! Spaghetti bolognaise and... stuff that can be microwaved.
I can vacuum, but I don't. I don't have kids (don't plan to), my girlfriends parent have shunned me, and her previous boyfriend and his posse have decided that I'm gonna end up like Tupac or something.

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyyou suck.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

censorpwned

I pwn at making cookies, my cookies taste great and are still soft after days of just sitting on a plate on the counter, goes and gets another cookie.