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Kazuki
October 26, 2005, 1:38 am
"When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out, he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in."

Crazy fekkin' Britts.

LazehBoi
October 26, 2005, 1:46 am
I can understand that. What is my prize?

Vijchtidoodah
October 26, 2005, 1:55 am
Any and all sports involving long pieces of wood are just an excuse for otherwise straight men to fondle a fallic-looking object.

Deleted User
October 26, 2005, 1:56 am
im australian i was born knowinbg how to play cricket, cept for that damn ashes trophy, YOU CAN KEEP THE BLASTED THING

Captain Ben
October 26, 2005, 7:17 am
I don't blame you, Vijcht. Any game with men and red balls loses points in my books.

Vijchtidoodah
October 26, 2005, 7:43 am
That pretty much excludes all of my fun growing up...

F3nyx
October 26, 2005, 5:20 pm
I prefer Brockian Ultra Cricket myself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brockian_Ultra-Cricket

peemonkey
October 26, 2005, 7:20 pm
shooting is the only sport ill ever play ever again. ever.

a-4-year-old
October 29, 2005, 2:01 am
why don't you all be real men and NOT play games that can take days to finish O_O

frogboy
October 29, 2005, 2:22 am
quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-oldwhy don't you all be real men and NOT play games that can take days to finish O_O
Not all games of cricket take days to finish. One-day cricket is usually 20 overs or 50 overs, which take less than a day to finish.

a-4-year-old
October 29, 2005, 11:33 pm
quote:Originally posted by frogboyquote:Originally posted by a-4-year-oldwhy don't you all be real men and NOT play games that can take days to finish O_O
Not all games of cricket take days to finish. One-day cricket is usually 20 overs or 50 overs, which take less than a day to finish.


i know that, and i really don't care, shooting is better. who wants to hit a ball with an oddly shapped paddle, go kyaking all you need is a kyak (or however you spell it)

Vijchtidoodah
October 29, 2005, 11:54 pm
Kayak, and you'd need a paddle as well, unless you just planned on sitting around all day.

a-4-year-old
October 30, 2005, 4:27 am
the cricet batty thingy would be your paddle duh!

Deleted User
October 30, 2005, 6:44 am
cricket sucks, id rather watch paint dry

Captain Ben
October 30, 2005, 7:24 am
I surfski! It's like a kayak you don't sit in! Pictue a surfboard with grooves in it...

vash763
October 30, 2005, 7:41 am
I sit on my ass!

Actually I think cricket is pretty retarded.

mickle89
October 30, 2005, 1:38 pm
Cricket all the way!!!!!

mar77a
October 30, 2005, 3:02 pm
[CENSORED] cricket. Go table tennis.

papasurf31
October 30, 2005, 3:04 pm
FREESTYLE WALKING!

and ping-pong :>

Yukwunhang
October 30, 2005, 3:27 pm
<3 ping-pong

vash763
October 30, 2005, 9:19 pm
ping pong ftw!

Rhombus
October 31, 2005, 4:51 pm
freestyle walking heh, love those thundernerds.