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Lol I've seen that somewhere else before too >.<

I woke up in prison once, and my ass hurt like hell. Musta slept on it funny.

HWTA!?

Hahahaha, let me translate it.

OKEY
EDIT: It's not like I'll get a price if I translate it correctly.
:/ aznbl00d you're a prick.

i dont get whats happening in the second pic

Breakfast :D

yumz

it's for people who are [CENSORED] but dont want to go in the other dude. so mess around with it in their but cheeks. note the very last word in the instructions

Isn't it because there are 14 million bachelors in China?

I like how it says to use a non permanent marker xD

Keke just me abusing the latest internet craze!
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I love how the first guy looks so content, but the second is pissed because he has eggs and a band-aid glued to his ass.

...it's a hotdog.

Obviously...

ENJOY YOUR FRIEND'S CRACK

Prepare a marker.

1 FIRST
Pick a marker with a colour you like and draw two nipples on your friend's ass. A beautiful shape and nice quality of ass is prefered. It's also better to use a non-permanent marker so you can modify the nipples and clean it easily.

2 THEN
Be careful of the position of your penis so you won't insert it into your friend's anus. Put you penis parallelly between your friend's crack and adjust the position until you feel comfortable. Rub your penis hardly until you ejaculate.

3 FINALLY
You may want to take a rest on your friend and thank him after that. If you do not have an erection during this...err..[CENSORED], it may be because the nipples are not detail enough, or your friend's ass is not good enough. More likely, you're ghey.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

...I think it was better without the translation.

[CENSORED] yea..
way to go yukwunhang.

:(

bananaban