2 tired guys who actualy had sex in their lifes, 5am in the morning, 5 hours of Homeworld2, another hour of soldat, ALOT of bordem, and this is what you get, Enjoy:


10 Reasons why Soldat is better than sex

1- Having a minimie in Soldat is not as bad as having a minimie in sex
2- A Barret can reload in 3 seconds, YOU! can't.
3- If you spray in Soldat, you actualy have a chance of hitting the target.
4- In Soldat you can actualy get away with having a flag up your ass.
5- Playing Soldat with minors is not illegal
6- Soldat lasts longer!
7- In Soldat if you can't play, you can get a sub.
8- If you get bored with Soldat you can just change the map.
9- Having the real thing in Soldat costs only 9$!
10- If you aim well in soldat, someone will actualy say "Nice Shot"


10 Reasons why Sex is better than Soldat

1- In Soldat you can't think of someone else when you kill him.
2- In sex, you'll be respected for spraying well.
3- In sex having an over powered weapon is a good thing.
4- In sex you dont have to say GOOD GAME afterwards
5- You can actualy earn money from sex.
6- Your real life friends will respect you for having ALOT of sex.
7- In sex you relief tention, in Soldat you gain it.
8- Having sex in bed is netural, playing Soldat in bed is just wierd.
9- MM has a better chance of "owning" in sex then in Soldat
10- Its [CENSORED]ing SEX! ofcoruse its better then Soldat u nerds!

And how are Soldat and Sex similar? "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" is stupid in both scenarios. ho ho.

nice one guv.

Haha, funny and true..

quote:Originally posted by Chakra`And how are Soldat and Sex similar? "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" is stupid in both scenarios. ho ho.

nice one guv.


You made me choke on the chip I was eating :(

you got some good points there, ok.

quote:Originally posted by Ok
4- In sex you dont have to say GOOD GAME afterwards



It could help if you did. I mean if they really earned it.

On a side note, the best soldat phrase that can be associated with a sexual scenario:

'Drunken man stumbles into the back room of an adult book store, his eyes widen in shock and he screams with terror': "Bunch of slap jawed [CENSORED]gots around here!"

/endscenario

hehe, nice -)

that's just stupid

This is the stupdest thing I've ever read. But it was funny!

SOLDAT vs SEX hmmm I choose FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO COLTS

colts fan since 2001
thank god for tony dungY!

I have never had sex or played soldat so I saldy wouldn't know if your right Ok... :(

Erghh u are ugly

I hope I can assume sex is better. Virgin power, rawr.

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My nerd meter just broke

I read this in the library, and am about to get kicked out.

soldat and sex really IS similar! i'd let a chick blow my clusters anytime.. xP!

only way they're similar is i havent played soldat in months :(

The only way its similiar is that its SO [CENSORED]ING HARD TO GET A "GOOD GAME" NOW AND DAYS!

haha, thats pretty good

lol;D;)nice one(ten)hehehe

quote:Originally posted by OkThe only way its similiar is that its SO [CENSORED]ING HARD TO GET A "GOOD GAME" NOW AND DAYS!

In SEX you don't have lags :X
"6- Your real life friends will respect you for having ALOT of sex." --> wouldn't them respect you for playing soldat ALOT ? ;)

quote:Originally posted by aznbl00dI can assume sex is better. Virgin power, rawr.

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyonly way they're similar is i havent played soldat in months :(


Haha

soldat lasts longer, in like 5 minutes i get bored with sex, but still sex makes you feel good

u get bored? tell me it's lack of feedback from a sexdoll...

now, what is better, soldat, or necrophilia......
:p

Sex = Conception = Child to Raise = ~$130,000 - $290,000 Over 17 Years

Soldat = Free


Soldat wins.

don't give MM any ideas now...

everything thing was pretty good aside from #6 under sex i wouldnt want friends having any sexual thoughts involving me.

nice list, many fun lines ;) however I don't understand
"1- In Soldat you can't think of someone else when you kill him." Questionable!

I think of you whenever I beat someone in checkers Veronica :D

Like, imagin you're [CENSORED]ing an ugly girl, you can just imagin its someone else :)
If you're drunk enough, you can actualy think you're [CENSORED]ing Jenna Jamason or something :)

When you're playing Soldat against a lame camper or a sprayer , or just the normal tompenny style tard you can't just imagin you're playing someone else, it doesnt help, not even if you're totaly pissed (tried both btw :P)

me encanta :0

quote:Originally posted by Veronicanice list, many fun lines ;) however I don't understand
"1- In Soldat you can't think of someone else when you kill him." Questionable!


whenever i knife someone, i think of... Ghandi? :O

Too true...too true....

what if your m79 shot misses the target you thought of and hit and killed another player behind? *sniffle*

quote:Originally posted by Chakra`And how are Soldat and Sex similar? "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" is stupid in both scenarios. ho ho.

nice one guv.


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