Ways to know you grew up redneck
Times from my youth that I realized that I am grew up in a redneck environment.
- You have ever thrown a dead baby goat out a speeding car, then went and ate lunch.
-At any point in your life you could name 4 breeds of goats on the spot.
-You have been mowing the lawn since you where 10 year old.
-You learned how to ride a bike without training wheels due to the fact you broke your training wheels and your dad told you "Just ride it."
-You have ever killed a deer.
-You have helped your dad skin deers your whole life.
-You have a favorite spot to pee off the front porch.
-You hate "love bug season."
-You have ever tied a skull to a tree and stuck it in an ant pile so you could put it in your room later.
-You ever found a really cool toy at a dump and your dad let you take it home and wash it then play with it.
-You have ever put a fence with your dad over the summer.
I am sure some more will come to mind but if you have "redneck" moments post them :D

The time I got a hunting knife at the toy drive pretty much affirmed my suspicions that Arizona is full of rednecks.

Or when I called the paramedics, and the woman who ran the local trash dump came with a stretcher.

the smell of fresh cow[CENSORED] reminds me of home. im serious, it's a good smell. viva la sonoma county

I've mowed the lawn since I was 10 occasionally :P
My bike didn't have training wheels!
As well I have built a fence over the summer :(
[CENSORED] you t im not a redneck like j00!

im not a redneck either just grew up in a redneck enviroment

Suuuuure you aren't.

I've done about three of those.With the skull thing, i've done that with crab shells.

I also talk like a redneck and my more northernish parents call me a redneck.

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahSuuuuure you aren't.

Ask chakra I don't even sound like a redneck.

"If you go to family reunions to meet women, you're probably a redneck."
-Jeff Foxworthy

Anyone who pees out of their window, ?, is a redneck in my book.

:O how did you hear about that?

Who hasn't?

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahAnyone who pees out of their window, ?, is a redneck in my book.
peeing outdoors is one of those things that most men have forgotten how fun it can be.

i pissed off the top of a tree on my grandfather's car when i was 8. greatest [CENSORED] ever.
you've only built 1 fence? kids these days are too [CENSORED]ing soft and whiney and meeeehhhhhhh WAHHHHAA :'(
buncha tee dubbya aye tee's

We put up a fence around our "main" house's back yard one summer... We also built a floating dock, installed electrical wiring down from the vacation/lake house to the dock, modified the before-mentioned floating dock, added to the already-existing non-floating dock, installed a jet ski lift (and then took it apart and reinstalled it 2 feet away), built multiple staircases for the docks, we did literally all of the landscaping at our "main" house (we've got one we normally live in and then a vacation house on some lakefront property), planted around 2000 plugs of grass, and we also recently modified the bass fishing boat's trailer to fit a sailboat that we bought on E-Bay and had to bring up from the next state over... Oh, and one of the jet skis was bought on E-Bay, as well as a "Genesis" pinball machine that we keep in our basement (at our "main" house).

Speaking of the basement, when we first moved in to our current residence we also built another wall or two down there, put up all the drywall, painting, woodwork, carpeting, and so on, and we also turned some attic space next to my sister's old room into a walk-in closet.

Oh, and back where we used to live, my dad tore down the backyard deck and replaced it with a screened-in porch, built a deck around our above-ground swimming pool, dismantled and rebuilt said pool because of some problem it had, built himself a small workshop building separate from the house, and built the chainlink fence we had around our backyard.




Oh, and pretty much every one of the lake house related projects featured my dad coming up with some unorthodox method for doing things you'd think would be impossible for a teenager and a 50-year-old to pull off in an afternoon; one example of such a situation being the need to lift a really heavy, hand-held pile driver onto a really heavy 16-foot I-beam, and then raise said pile driver up and slam it downward repeatedly in order to force the I-beam down into a lakebed--all while keeping the whole thing sticking straight up perfectly so that we could bolt it down to the dock and install the jet ski lift itself. We were having trouble raising the piledriver high enough, so my dad ended up nailing a chunk of wood onto another chunk of wood to make a T shape, and pushed it up at the rim of the piledriver's opening in order to get the extra height we needed.

quote:Originally posted by ?:O how did you hear about that?


You talked about it quite a bit around the time that I began joining the IRC channel and then you made an entire thread explaining why, exactly, you did it.

Edit: In fact, I think it was that thread that coerced me into joining the IRC community. I'll hold you accountable to that terrible decision as long as you're around.

Ive never done none of that stuff....No even Mow the Lawn cause IM lazy..

You know you're going no where in life when

-You have more toys in your locker than schoolwork
-You can laugh at nothing for five minutes
-You have more spives in your cutlery drawer than knives and spoons
-Your girlfriend fights with you about being too 'in her face' and then dumps you for feeling neglected
-You catch the train for the sole reasons of laughing at the coke sniffers
-You've lived right next to a canal for almost five years and have never swam in it
-You own shaving cream but don't shave
-The guy at the 7-11 wants to know why you don't buy porn magazines
-You take the time and effort to compose a list like this

I suppose the only real redneck'thing I've ever done is stand in cow[CENSORED] to stop my feet from numbing in winter.

the hell is wrong with pissing outdoors

idono my favourite spot to pee off the porch is in the elft corner in a garden, but only at night

I usually only piss out doors when its raining, so I can do it wherever the hell iwant!

My favourite spot to pee outdoors is on peoples cars but only when I'm drunk >.<

The modern day redneck also likes to pimp out his pickup truck. At least, the people around here do...

quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodahquote:Originally posted by ?:O how did you hear about that?


You talked about it quite a bit around the time that I began joining the IRC channel and then you made an entire thread explaining why, exactly, you did it.

Edit: In fact, I think it was that thread that coerced me into joining the IRC community. I'll hold you accountable to that terrible decision as long as you're around.

I'm not gonna lie I don't remember you from back then, I barely remember the thread.
Any peeing outdoors is awsome, it was wierd one time cause my dad told me to stop peeing in one spot before I go to school cause that part of the lawn was really green and healthy but the other part was jsut kinda normal, at least I can pee off my porch or out the window 24/7, unless its cold, then I go inside.