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headstone
November 23, 2005, 9:11 pm
1. You vote to kick the invisble hacker.
2. Your taunts consist of "omg n00b", "haxor!!!!", "lagg!!!", and "omg i pwn u".
3. Your name is "Silent Stealth Ninga Sniper" and you use the minigun.
4. If your team is losing, it must be because the other team is hacking.
5. You try to kick the hacker with the invisible head.
6. You don't understand why people tell you to change your name.
7. In Clan Recuitment, you describe yourself as "master sniper" because you got some kills camping in b2b.
8. You actually call people "autotards", "rugertards" and "lawtards".
9. You refuse to play in servers who ban the sniper line.
10. You realize that everyone in Leo's Realistic servers are total invisibility-hackers.
11. You never pass the flag, even if you have 1% health and no medikits.
12. You keep your camping spot, even after you have been announced and killed there 5 times.

add your own!

Belier13
November 23, 2005, 9:17 pm
13. Your name headstone and you are the gaiest person on the soldat Forum

Echo_Trail
November 23, 2005, 9:26 pm
14. you use words that you don't even understand, in order to seem smart..(usually backfires)
15. you think soldat is all about serious matters, and life dependant gameplay.
16. you spend 10 minutes just looking at your screen in this forums, wondering what to write...

I did.. x)

Deleted User
November 23, 2005, 9:34 pm
17. your name is major

vash763
November 23, 2005, 10:04 pm
18. You don't understand the rules in Infiltration.

Deleted User
November 23, 2005, 10:32 pm
19. On realistic you wonder why you die every time you jump off of something and yell "WTF!"
20. You call people "Kill Stealers" on capture the flag.
21. You call people noobs even though your score is 2 kills and 8 deaths
22. You constantly vote your custom made maps...

Deleted User
November 23, 2005, 10:47 pm
hi my name's charlie what's yours?

reckon
November 23, 2005, 10:48 pm
23: You make threads like this.

Deleted User
November 23, 2005, 10:51 pm
24. You whine at the person who 'stole' your flag when you died and beg them to
give it back.
25. You call the other person a noob because he/she was owning you xP
26. You constantly snipe respawning people.

headstone
November 23, 2005, 11:18 pm
Thanks, Belier13, but actually, I'm not "gai", so you're going to have to look around some more. : )

27. Your name is "Yourself", "Your Mom", or "Someone", and you get mad when someone steals your name.
28. You come in last, so you start using a hack... and you come in second last.

Deleted User
November 23, 2005, 11:26 pm
29. you call the runer of a modded server a newbie cause he picks the best gun allways
30. you think bots are players
31. you think players are bots cause they talk apon kill instantly with stuff like "Suck It!!!!" or "The Reaper got you".

GAMEOVER
November 23, 2005, 11:52 pm
When you waste time posting stupid topics like this.

headstone
November 23, 2005, 11:55 pm
Dude, been their done that. That's not the most original reply ever.

The Geologist
November 24, 2005, 12:20 am
Wow, just like this topic is not the most original topic ever. They were made for each other.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 12:24 am
32. When you post in a topic then claim its stupid.
33. When you descibe many things that you do in game...

(you know who you are.)

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 1:07 am
33. *whispers* When you Have a barret in your hands :X
34. When you relate this game to Counter Strike.
35. When you truly believe your whole team sucks but you're near the bottom.
36. If I manage to kill you with a chainsaw using my absolutely bad keyboard :P
37. When you always shout out "double kill" everytime you net one.
38. When you repeat number 33 like I just did, Despite the fact someone just did that number..and skip number 39 for no aparent reason just to make a lame joke about myself in a stupid attempt to make you laugh, which probably fails.
40. When you decide to try to get a lonely minigunner banned from a server because he's schools you with the minigun and you think it's a geh weapon, but you can just LEAVE the server and go to another one because almost every server has the minigun banned, thus leaving the poor minigunner to rot because you get him banned from the only minigun available server there is. (I hope you can tell I'm annoyed with this)

headstone
November 24, 2005, 1:30 am
[q]37. When you always shout out "double kill" everytime you net one.[/q]

True! Maybe like a serial kill be worth announcing, but no one cares if you get a double in a zombie match.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 2:07 am
41. you join the team that everybody is on cause their winning
42. you complain about this topic
43. you thought of more but then you forgot them (stupid me)
EDIT: Remembered now
44. you ask to team up with the only other person in the server
45. your coming last and you say to the person who is winning, "I'll spare you if you spare me"

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 2:32 am
46. You continue some stupid list!

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 4:05 am
47. you complain about a list when you can just ignore it

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 4:53 am
Sorry I have to do this.....



48. You use #33 when there is already a #33.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 4:58 am
That guy was joking. And that makes 47 the same as 38. Anyway:
49. you love Zombie matches cause they are very callenging
50. you listen to some guy when he tells you to type /mercy, /kill or /brutalkill cause it's a really good cheat
quote:40. When you decide to try to get a lonely minigunner banned from a server because he's schools you with the minigun and you think it's a geh weapon, but you can just LEAVE the server and go to another one because almost every server has the minigun banned, thus leaving the poor minigunner to rot because you get him banned from the only minigun available server there is. (I hope you can tell I'm annoyed with this)

I don't have minigun in mine, cause it's replaced by the Hell's Fury. And yes, we know your angry cause it says it in your name.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 6:13 am
51. When you're a "Pro" for using the Minigun :O
52. When you camp in the middle of b2b
53. When you want vehicles in Soldat.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 6:49 am
54. When you are new.

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 6:52 am
55. you are allways hide camping

DeLarge
November 24, 2005, 9:19 am
56. You're stupid.

Echo_Trail
November 24, 2005, 12:08 pm
quote:Originally posted by Mister Angry 34. When you relate this game to Counter Strike.

MM does that...

Deleted User
November 24, 2005, 12:14 pm
quote:Originally posted by Echo_Trailquote:Originally posted by Mister Angry 34. When you relate this game to Counter Strike.

MM does that...


I think Angry means the 'soldat must have m16 and Glock in the next version because CS has them' talk.

57. You think auto users successfully use the 'spray and pray' tactic.


?
November 24, 2005, 3:03 pm
I posted a topic like this before, cept mine was funny...

headstone
November 25, 2005, 2:39 am
Congrats?

Pr0p3r
November 25, 2005, 2:58 am
if it wasn't already said:
58. You change your always stupid Name (remember "yourself", "your mum" oder "a fruitcake") at every turn-on of soldat to not blaim your last name.

Kaider
November 25, 2005, 4:03 am
59. You call someone else a noob

Deleted User
November 25, 2005, 7:12 am
60. you allways run around with the barret

UnStOpAbLe
November 25, 2005, 7:48 am
51. when u got a fat mother

UGK
November 25, 2005, 7:52 am
62. For Starting a Thread Exactly like this one...

Crazy_G
November 25, 2005, 11:22 am
When the flag carrier is waitin for the flag to be returned
and they get called a camper

Deleted User
November 25, 2005, 3:37 pm
63.
when you ask how to get the white flag in inf... and blame them for hacking

64.when you ask how to type(someone asked me in a game XD )

Taz
November 26, 2005, 2:51 am
65. when you're on soldatforums

Deleted User
November 26, 2005, 1:16 pm
66. you put 51 and 52 instead of 61 and 62.
67. you say something like 65 with a low post count on the forum that your baging.

Karvinen
November 26, 2005, 7:26 pm
68. You don't understand that you aren't supposed to get a good personal score in CTF/Inf games
69. You use minigun
70. You think that camping is always noobish
71. You camp in infiltration, red team (sniping a statgunner doesn't count)
72. You don't camp in infiltration, blue team
73. You don't understand that camping is a good tactic in CTF when your team has more points than the enemy team
74. You camp in the base when there are no flags in the base

Deleted User
November 26, 2005, 11:18 pm
quote:Originally posted by Karvinen68. You don't understand that you aren't supposed to get a good personal score in CTF/Inf game
69. You use minigun
70. You think that camping is always noobish
71. You camp in infiltration, red team (sniping a statgunner doesn't count)
72. You don't camp in infiltration, blue team
73. You don't understand that camping is a good tactic in CTF when your team has more points than the enemy team
74. You camp in the base when there are no flags in the base


69. Bite me.
70. With a barret, Damn right it is.
72. Guess I'm a noob...
73. Yep that means i'm a noob fo' sure

Deleted User
November 27, 2005, 1:24 am
quote:Originally posted by Karvinen68. You don't understand that you aren't supposed to get a good personal score in CTF/Inf games
69. You use minigun
70. You think that camping is always noobish
71. You camp in infiltration, red team (sniping a statgunner doesn't count)
72. You don't camp in infiltration, blue team
73. You don't understand that camping is a good tactic in CTF when your team has more points than the enemy team
74. You camp in the base when there are no flags in the base

68. It helps
69. Whats wrong with that (I use hell's fury instead)
70. Campers are cowardly noobs
72. Why camp when you can charge back at them with force

Kaider
November 27, 2005, 4:53 am
quote:Originally posted by Dezonusquote:Originally posted by Karvinen68. You don't understand that you aren't supposed to get a good personal score in CTF/Inf games
69. You use minigun
70. You think that camping is always noobish
71. You camp in infiltration, red team (sniping a statgunner doesn't count)
72. You don't camp in infiltration, blue team
73. You don't understand that camping is a good tactic in CTF when your team has more points than the enemy team
74. You camp in the base when there are no flags in the base


Agreed. When someone is infiltrating a real base, you don't see the guards huddle into a corner a suck on their passifiers when they're being called to duty, now do you?
68. It helps
69. Whats wrong with that (I use hell's fury instead)
70. Campers are cowardly noobs
72. Why camp when you can charge back at them with force

metal123
November 27, 2005, 12:02 pm
73. In realistic mod you keep complaining about why people keep turning invisible while calling them cheaters

Echo_Trail
November 27, 2005, 9:00 pm
74. You're a vegetarian! ...Damn you people!..

Kaider
November 27, 2005, 11:49 pm
quote:Originally posted by Echo_Trail74. You're a vegetarian! ...Damn you people!..


Alrighty then....

EDIT:

When you post as much as much as Echo_Trail

MOFO NOFO
November 28, 2005, 2:07 am
1. When you mod scenery to be invisible.
1. When you start topics
1. When you can count
1. When your name isnt MofoNofo
1. When you make mods that use most original graphics
2. When you like Hitman.

Deleted User
November 28, 2005, 11:00 am
quote:Originally posted by metal12373. In realistic mod you keep complaining about why people keep turning invisible while calling them cheaters

Already done! Number 10
Which brings me to
73. You keep using already posted ideas

Echo_Trail
November 28, 2005, 8:49 pm
quote:Originally posted by Kaiderquote:Originally posted by Echo_Trail74. You're a vegetarian! ...Damn you people!..


Alrighty then....

EDIT:

When you post as much as much as Echo_Trail


74. When prejudices are more important to you than actual gameplay..

headstone
November 28, 2005, 9:32 pm
wow this sucks

Deleted User
November 28, 2005, 11:40 pm
I think its time a moderator/admin locked this.

headstone
November 29, 2005, 1:01 am
/agree

Deleted User
November 29, 2005, 2:52 am
[IMAGE]

Deleted User
November 29, 2005, 5:35 am
75.When you argue Ruger requires the most skill in the whole game (yeah, damn right it doesn't. A [CENSORED]in AK takes more skill to use than a ruger, [CENSORED]in 4 shot 1/2 dmg barret when you use ruger. SHUT THE [CENSORED] UP I don't want to hear it from you rugertards, especially when half/all the beta team for 1.3 were rugertards.)
76.When you argue that "Usin' 'Saw" is more using the chainsaw, instead of NADE SPAMMING and spawn camping.

headstone
November 29, 2005, 12:42 pm
quote:75.When you argue Ruger requires the most skill in the whole game (yeah, damn right it doesn't. A in AK takes more skill to use than a ruger, in 4 shot 1/2 dmg barret when you use ruger. SHUT THE UP I don't want to hear it from you rugertards, especially when half/all the beta team for 1.3 were rugertards.)

No. Ruger is not that easy... I use both. The aiming is a pain in the ass, especially when you try to move and it takes more than two shots, without heads.

quote:76.When you argue that "Usin' 'Saw" is more using the chainsaw, instead of NADE SPAMMING and spawn camping.

Go play a game with Swarmer, idiot.

dr.ON
November 30, 2005, 7:36 am
Kill meh!!!!

Deleted User
November 30, 2005, 10:48 am
quote:When you post as much as much as Echo_Trail
I post more, so shut up.


CLOSE THIS PLEASE!!

Deleted User
November 30, 2005, 10:53 am
When on a friendly fire server you tk everyone, then you get kicked and come back and ask Why?

Da cHeeSeMaN
November 30, 2005, 5:31 pm
77. When you have a law in you hands and ask: "How i use the flame thrower?"

Echo_Trail
November 30, 2005, 8:20 pm
quote:Originally posted by Dezonusquote:When you post as much as much as Echo_Trail
I post more, so shut up.


CLOSE THIS PLEASE!!


Yeah, Shut the [CENSORED] up!
Kaider, I pwned you guys SO hard, and you know it!
So you just go ahead and call me a freakin newbie! In fact, i'll just have fun with it!
Oh, By the Way! Do I smell a challenge? Anytime missy!
You know, this world is mine for the taking!
All your base are belong to me..

Deleted User
December 1, 2005, 11:50 am
78. you don't know how to use the law, but allways pick it.
That is enough said, however the topic is improving.

Rabble
December 2, 2005, 4:15 am
79. when you write your posts in a different color
80. When you press f8 because your freind tells you its the best aimbot in the game
81. When write in a different language on an English forum
82. When you whine about closing topics that are fun to post in
84. When you mispel wodrs
83. When you cant use numbers correctly
85. When you join the soldat forums after 1 years of playing
86. Au revoir!


Echo_Trail
December 2, 2005, 7:09 am
That's funny...

Algernon
December 2, 2005, 7:26 am
quote:Originally posted by Echo_Trail[quote
Yeah, Shut the [CENSORED] up!
Kaider, I pwned you guys SO hard, and you know it!
So you just go ahead and call me a freakin newbie! In fact, i'll just have fun with it!
Oh, By the Way! Do I smell a challenge? Anytime missy!
You know, this world is mine for the taking!
All your base are belong to me..


quote:Originally posted by Echo_TrailThat's funny...


what the hell is your problem? shut up and get out if you're not going to contribure to the thread. jebus, i've never seen such trolling. the mods oughta [CENSORED] slap you and throw your ass out.

Echo_Trail
December 2, 2005, 8:33 am
It's ironic how you whine about me not contibuting to the thread.. Well, do you?
Aahh, gives me an idea..
Rabble, since nr 86 on you list doesnt really have anything to do about being a newb, i hope you won't mind me stealing it!
anyway..
86. Having completely lost all sence of moral..
87. Whining about peoples faults, and turn out to be the same..
I don't mean anyone in particular, if you should believe so.. :|

Deleted User
December 2, 2005, 11:42 am
89. you say captains post heaps
I think the topic is improving

GAMEOVER
December 2, 2005, 11:59 am
Can a mod move this to the lounge or bash pit its becoming a post farm full of keyboard warriors.

Rabble
December 3, 2005, 9:46 pm
quote:Originally posted by Echo_TrailIt's ironic how you whine about me not contibuting to the thread.. Well, do you?
Aahh, gives me an idea..
Rabble, since nr 86 on you list doesnt really have anything to do about being a newb, i hope you won't mind me stealing it!
anyway..
86. Having completely lost all sence of moral..
87. Whining about peoples faults, and turn out to be the same..
I don't mean anyone in particular, if you should believe so.. :|


i originally posted for number 81:

81. When write in a different language on an English forum

and 86. was in FRENCH

kekekek!

Deleted User
December 4, 2005, 11:06 am
quote:Originally posted by GAMEOVERCan a mod move this to the lounge or bash pit its becoming a post farm full of keyboard warriors.

It was originally.