http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-12-30-bullet-head_x.htm?csp=34

lols 50cent aint got nothing on him

Solid. O_o

Pfft, that's nothing. I swallowed my own poop once.

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahPfft, that's nothing. I swallowed my own poop once.


His wife shot him in the face, and he asks if she hit him... lol Hardcore but eating poop is way more manly

However I shave with Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick :)

Swallowing your own poop seems like you should be making money on some internet fetish site. Maybe Milkman and his snot pr0n would be interested. This guy pwns swallowing poo.

Reading your post gives me an idea... getting shot in the head fetish. If people enjoy snot porn, then they'll definitely enjoy getting shot in the head.

Omfg.
He-he. She had to shot him with ruger-77.:)

quote:Originally posted by frogboyReading your post gives me an idea... getting shot in the head fetish. If people enjoy snot porn, then they'll definitely enjoy getting shot in the head.


If only we could get certain undesireables to get hooked on that fetish, the world would be a better place.

4 men and a women.

"Hey, how come I don't have a hole?"

"Here, take this, shut up, and make a hole!"

Ahahaha @ PS31.

Interesting article...
Many gunshot deaths are actually psychosomatic.
I've read a case where a cop got shot in the arm with a .22 and he died, things like this happen fairly often. And there are plenty of cases where a drugged up criminal takes a magazine of 9mm and still lives since he's not really aware he has been shot, or can't think of the implications.
If the guy in the article was aware of being shot at the time it happened, he probably would have died.

very strange story...

Ew how do you eat yur own poop. I wanna see you eat Diarriah (dunno how to spell, tried ot fix it up a few times but i think its wrong) poop! Hahah, now thats gross.

That story is similar to the guy with who didnt notice that his head was being eaten by worms after he noticed that there was a huge whole in his head.

Well, technically, I sort of inhaled my own poop. Then I got pneumonia from it and almost died. Yes, I am actually telling the truth. Sadly. Oh so sadly.

nice story

the article totally took out any emotional aspcts though, lol

No wonder; feces are toxic. But you can safely drink piss I think, if you want to dehydrate yourself.

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahWell, technically, I sort of inhaled my own poop. Then I got pneumonia from it and almost died. Yes, I am actually telling the truth. Sadly. Oh so sadly.
thank you for sharing that.

quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderEw how do you eat yur own poop. I wanna see you eat Diarriah (dunno how to spell, tried ot fix it up a few times but i think its wrong) poop! Hahah, now thats gross.

That story is similar to the guy with who didnt notice that his head was being eaten by worms after he noticed that there was a huge whole in his head.

That sounds familiar. There's another story about a boy who had maggots inside his genitals and instead of removing them, the doctor thought it'd be best to let them work their way out. Ouch.

I dunno, it's kinda a close call between taking a bullet in the head and this guy: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/11/16/1132016820398.html

For those who don't want to read the story; some guy cut his own balls of with a pair of wire cutters, put 'em in a ziploc, and took them to the pub to show his mates. That's one tough sumbich right there.

quote:Originally posted by lithiumI dunno, it's kinda a close call between taking a bullet in the head and this guy: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/11/16/1132016820398.html

For those who don't want to read the story; some guy cut his own balls of with a pair of wire cutters, put 'em in a ziploc, and took them to the pub to show his mates. That's one tough sumbich right there.

I would say he has balls for doing that, but I'd be wrong?
That's pretty crazy right there. >.<

I have no idea how he didn't pass out while doing that. He was probably on acid or something at the time.

Yeah thats how us Americans do!

Not as tough as the guy that got stabbed in the heart and then shot the other guy in the face with a harpoon as payback....
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Ouch.

quote:Originally posted by MichalInteresting article...
Many gunshot deaths are actually psychosomatic.
I've read a case where a cop got shot in the arm with a .22 and he died, things like this happen fairly often. And there are plenty of cases where a drugged up criminal takes a magazine of 9mm and still lives since he's not really aware he has been shot, or can't think of the implications.
If the guy in the article was aware of being shot at the time it happened, he probably would have died.


Totally. I've seen on the news that a guy on angel dust running around with a chainsaw had to be shot 40 times by police before he died. 40 TIMES!!!1111!

being on drugs doesnt count

Yeah but drugs make you cool so that's like a factor of +50 to the overall toughness level.

"Hunt was working in the Tahoe Donner Subdivision in Truckee, standing atop a six-foot ladder while drilling over his head, when he gave the drill an extra push to bore a hole. As he felt the ladder begin to wobble out from under him, he tried tossing his power drill aside (a standard practice in the construction industry, intended to prevent workers from injuring themselves attempting to regain grips on out-of-control power tools) before falling to the ground. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to throw the drill far enough away, and he landed upon it face-first. The 18-inch-long, 1.5-inch diameter chip auger drill bit pierced Hunt's right eye and exited through the side of his skull."

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He came away from the ordeal without any loss of function.

quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah"Hunt was working in the Tahoe Donner Subdivision in Truckee, standing atop a six-foot ladder while drilling over his head, when he gave the drill an extra push to bore a hole. As he felt the ladder begin to wobble out from under him, he tried tossing his power drill aside (a standard practice in the construction industry, intended to prevent workers from injuring themselves attempting to regain grips on out-of-control power tools) before falling to the ground. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to throw the drill far enough away, and he landed upon it face-first. The 18-inch-long, 1.5-inch diameter chip auger drill bit pierced Hunt's right eye and exited through the side of his skull."

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He came away from the ordeal without any loss of function.

That's just luck right there. Poor guy >.<

I remember reading in the book of Guiness world records that an old Bulgarian guy had had a bullet lodged behind one of his ears for over 50 years. I'm not sure exactly how they found this out or how they found the bullet in the first place, but I'd imagine it'd be pretty hard to survive being shot behind the ear, living through it, and continuing with life for over 50 years without treating it, or maybe even without noticing it, somehow.

That guy who cut his own balls off deserves to be gangbanged and then shot ... many times. For being such an idiot. Honestly, who does that sort of thing? Who has such lack of common sense to do something like it?

I'd have to agree that the worst story here is Vijcht's, though. Made me cringe. >_>

quote:Originally posted by KazukiI remember reading in the book of Guiness world records that an old Bulgarian guy had had a bullet lodged behind one of his ears for over 50 years. I'm not sure exactly how they found this out or how they found the bullet in the first place, but I'd imagine it'd be pretty hard to survive being shot behind the ear, living through it, and continuing with life for over 50 years without treating it, or maybe even without noticing it, somehow.

That guy who cut his own balls off deserves to be gangbanged and then shot ... many times. For being such an idiot. Honestly, who does that sort of thing? Who has such lack of common sense to do something like it?

I'd have to agree that the worst story here is Vijcht's, though. Made me cringe. >_>


That man is a good guy who stands by his word. If you don't have your word what do you have left? That guy realized that and was like oh [CENSORED], I've got to cut my balls off and you know what he did because he was so tough!! >:P

Haha, no, he's a f*cking idiot. Don't know if I can go more in-depth than that.

He's a real man... even without his manhood!!

Haha, Cookie. If you think that, then we'll just let Canada win in our next US vs Canada match and let you cut your own balls off. Sound good? Maybe then you can send it to some museum just to show how drunk/dumb you had to be to do so.

Edit: Actually, keep giving me material. XD Maybe I'll turn it in as an essay for English class.

There was a story about a woman in India who had surgery on her eye, and while in the hospital she complained about pain and begged for nurses to help her, but they just kept telling the woman it was natural to feel pain after the surgery.

Well, on the day it was time to remove her bandage she was still in extreme pain so they sent in a doctor. The doctor removed the bandage and was shocked to find that ants had crawled past the bandages and eaten away her eye. Ouchies and talk about horrible medical treatment.

Ugh. It's kind of hard to imagine how hardcore that would suck, especially because it'd be so slow.

quote:Originally posted by KazukiUgh. It's kind of hard to imagine how hardcore that would suck, especially because it'd be so slow.

The thing that bothers me though is the fact that no one saw any ants go into the bandage. It'd have to take a lot of ants to get the job done, so it seems that no one was really tending to the woman in the first place.

Ugh, torture right there.

Blargh. It's like nature's version of Saw. >_<;

I remember this story that n00bface was telling us on the IRC channel. It was basically about how Russian female swimmers would apparently have some type of inflated balloons inside their bodies (one way or another <_<) to somehow help them swim better, and I believe he said that one woman died because of the balloon bursting inside of her. I highly doubt it's true, since it's n00bface, but hell. Thought I'd mention it.

quote:Originally posted by EbbyThere was a story about a woman in India who had surgery on her eye, and while in the hospital she complained about pain and begged for nurses to help her, but they just kept telling the woman it was natural to feel pain after the surgery.

Well, on the day it was time to remove her bandage she was still in extreme pain so they sent in a doctor. The doctor removed the bandage and was shocked to find that ants had crawled past the bandages and eaten away her eye. Ouchies and talk about horrible medical treatment.


Oh, that's gut-wrenching. x(

Thats nothing, when i was in hospital a hobo got through my bandages and ate my goul bladder without anyone noticing. NOW THATS GUT_WRENCHING

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahPfft, that's nothing. I swallowed my own poop once.


His wife shot him in the face, and he asks if she hit him... lol Hardcore but eating poop is way more manly

However I shave with Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick :)


Never mess with the Chuck! As deadly as the second prince of denmark, and as beautiful as Sylvester Stallone.. 0_o

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought so.