Once apon a time a man named sam jack woke up, he found himself on the ground he reacted by....


psssst this is when you continue the story, and end your own little part of the story and pass it over to the next person..ya fool!

eating his own [CENSORED] for no apparent reason.

Too bad sam jack didn't know that eating ones own [CENSORED] sometimes comes at a high price, and he promptly died and sat in bed for weeks before being found.

Well thats what they thought...........but he really turned into a [CENSORED] ZOMBIE!


p.s. what [CENSORED] are we talking about anyway?

but then... SHAZAM

he turned into mr.T

(what luck)

Mr. T then pitied himself for being a foo, at which point he turned into..

A DRIBBLING EMO EDIOT!

who decided to... (CHOOSE YOUR OWN STORY TIME)
a)Jump off a roof
b)murder self with a shotgun.

If you chose a...
he jumped off the roof, but landed on his feet, sending his entire lower half through his upper half, but for some reason did not die and...

if you chose b...
it was a spas-12 so he didn't know how to use it, and he threw it on the ground, and it shot him in the foot. As he screamed and writhed in pain...

yeah so it was long, just keep going!

His foot was infected and he soon had to sprinkle fair dust on it to be healed.

then he married dascoo

and had a million babies, and then killed dascoo

AND THEN THE WOrLD eXLpOOOODED

and all thoose babies flew away to MARS!

But a metor hit the babies in the middle of the long journey,
some of them died, which was very convenient cause they would now
eat baby flesh instead of poo.

but the baby flesh was now radioactive, so the other babies who were eating the flesh turned into...................RADIOACTIVE BABIES!!

the radio active babies then made a civilization on mars, and they all were inbreeds becus they were all [CENSORED]ing eachother, even though there brother and sisters. then giant americans from canada declared war on the radioactive babies.............

because every forum I have been on has had one of these

And then the universe became unstable, ending this story in a void.

Meep quickly noticed Keiran doesn't give a [CENSORED] so, Keiran being from USA got a barret and shot a couple of radioactive babies...

then all of a sudden they all woke up to find themselfs playing soldat too much

and than a topic goes horribly wrong and everyone keeps talking about radioactive babies and the world esploding! o wait, that happens every day.

BABIES. EAT. BREAST.

and my vagina opens to reveal it's actually the lost Pope John Paul's left index finger inside a piano somewhere in portugal

therefore this story died. Probably not though,

Then the aliens started to attack the radio active babies which were hiding in someone's poop holes.

The babies were soon forced to give up the fight, due to an average iq below 50 and al the brother/sister humping, so they decided to hide. For years and years they searched the far ends of the universe, one even choosed the hide in the degabah system. It was the prettiest of all, the baby princess yoda. He crept into the dark wood, whilst everyone else inherited America. They slaughted the native american, for they had a dream of no prejudice nor hate, which the natives were obviously a threat against... what could be more ironic?
After a few decades, ...

the big cock came out of nowhere and completely scared the [CENSORED] out of that girl. She could do nothing to stop the ejaculation from completely covering her entire body...

and she transformed into a fairy princess who...

(meh)

then had sex with bill gates, and ate a taco

but then the taco became a radio active zombie taco

and then someone pointed out that radioactive is a single word

Then, after years of hiding, the babies began slowly revealing themselves to Soldaten as baby-nades!
However, being baby-nades ment that when they tried to produce more inbred babies, they exploded.
This caused nothing much at all, because nobody cared for the degenerative beasts. After all of the baby-nades exploded, alpha-nades evolved. The King of the Cats ate one, and his farts allowed him to nade-jump for miles and easily retrieve the Rambo Bow in LaGrange.

Eventually, he got the bright idea of eating his M79. The gun went off near his groin, blowing it out and leaving a large hole. He began listening to rap and media-savvy music. This caused permanent brain damage, but his husband kept him alive on the feeding tube for over a decade. When the tube was finally pulled, his husband was assaulted by an angry housewife. She used a rusty spork to gouge his eyes out. Blood was everywhere, his face rendered unrecognizable by the hideous scarring left behind by missed thrusts for his eyes. More angry women joined in, clawing at his vitals and tearing his flesh into feathery shreds. His groin lay in pieces on the ground; some ladies took parts as souvenirs. This fiasco was promptly attended to by riot police with hoses, beating the attackers back with the metal ends. There were many casualties, but the husband survived.

Left in intensive care, he was eventually murdered by an assasin from the "Right to Life" foundation.

The end.

then the king of the cats became a radioactive zombie!!

I'm all alone :(