I invited Michal onto IRC (was his suggestion actually) to talk about a few things on the forums. He's hosting them and just had a few queries I wanted to pass by him...and, well, heres the log. S'interesting read I suppose.
[21:27] * Joins: MM47 <--thats him
[21:27] <Amblin> Hey MM47
[21:27] <Amblin> Chakra`, get the waffles!
[21:28] <MM47> hey
[21:28] <Chakra`> oh [CENSORED] it's him
[21:28] <Chakra`> why'd he have to come here while i'm webcamming girls on msn -_-
[21:28] <Chakra`> (not including you Se{JazzyJoe}xy )
[21:29] <MM47> sounds like fun
[21:29] <Evil-Ville> Because the girls are underaged and MM47 works for the police!
[21:29] <Se{JazzyJoe}xy> :( i don't get any fun "D
[21:29] <n00bface> exactly
[21:30] <MM47> I need evidence for this crime
[21:31] <n00bface> you can speak with the victim
[21:31] <Meandor> why is my mom having a webcam convo with some brit
[21:31] <Meandor> ..
[21:31] <Chakra`> ..anyhow MM47, glad you could make it
[21:31] <n00bface> why is that Chakra
[21:32] <Chakra`> shh
[21:32] <Evil-Ville> Heh, I think I've tamed the lounge
[21:32] <Chakra`> important stuff to talk about
[21:32] <Amblin> oh that reminds me, need to visit /cams/
[21:32] <Chakra`> MM47, would it be possible for me to have ftp access to the forums? so i could access the database and such ..
[21:32] <Meandor> Ville's the lounge mod now?
[21:32] <Evil-Ville> Meandor yeah
[21:32] <Chakra`> ..it'd help on a few things, as i want to install a few modifications to the forums, as well as tidy up the way things are operated
[21:32] <n00bface> how would ftp access give you database access
[21:32] <MM47> yes
[21:33] <MM47> the password is
[21:33] <Evil-Ville> banana
[21:33] <MM47> :) I'll pm it to you
[21:33] <Amblin> pinkglowcocks
[21:33] <Chakra`> don't confuse MM47 ya bastads
[21:33] <Chakra`> could you also give me the login site and any other details towards it
[21:33] <n00bface> hey i have a better idea
[21:34] <n00bface> ill keep quiet though
[21:34] <Chakra`> yeah you do that
[21:34] <n00bface> don't want to jeopardize the forum's future
[21:34] <n00bface> but it was a good idea
[21:34] <MM47> yeah, just don't upload porn it will eat the bandwidth
[21:34] <n00bface> about protection
[21:34] <Chakra`> no worries...i've got no porn right now ;_;
[21:34] * Chakra` hates his laptop
[21:34] <Amblin> poor Chakra`
[21:34] <Amblin> let me help you
[21:35] * Meandor donates some porn
[21:35] <Amblin> although you probably won't accept any since I'm german
[21:35] <n00bface> that is why you are webcamming minors!
[21:35] <Chakra`> donate porn to the chakra charity fund and get a custom title
[21:35] <Liber_Lupus> doctors, this man needs some porn!
[21:35] <Amblin> haha, I'd just burn all the stuff on DVD and send it to you
[21:35] <Amblin> mixed with some fine goatse and tubgirl
[21:35] <Meandor> Chakra`: take! [img]http://rudeimagenotforyoureyes.com/removed-by-chak.jpg
[21:35] <n00bface> german porn is funny, i saw this one public nudity thing where there was a woman copulating with a male in the back of a pickup truck on the autobahn
[21:36] <Chakra`> ...
[21:36] <Chakra`> ....thats ..disgusting
[21:36] <Meandor> (yes, that again)
[21:36] <Chakra`> ...and i'm slightly drunk, so i'd [CENSORED] anything
[21:36] <Meandor> me me!
[21:36] <Mel[CENSORED]> ahh
[21:36] <n00bface> yeah Meandor Meandor
[21:36] <MM47> you'd [CENSORED] those 2 guys?
[21:36] <n00bface> hahaaha everytime i see that pic i think of that brain bug thing from starship troopers
[21:37] <Chakra`> maybe after a few more pints MM47
[21:38] <MM47> maybe
[21:38] <Chakra`> well yeah, maybe
[21:38] <Chakra`> ..i don't like 5'o'clock shadows on men
[21:39] <Chakra`> once it gets blurry enough that i can't tell the difference in skin tone, i'm like a bishop in an orphanage
[21:39] <n00bface> teaching the unfortunately children of the beauty of christ??
[21:39] <Meandor> moving diagonally?
[21:39] <n00bface> unfortunate8*88
[21:39] <Chakra`> ..
[21:39] <n00bface> hahahahah
[21:39] <Chakra`> ..you'd think, MM47 being as sarcastic as we are, that he'd come here more often to share in the witty debates we have...
[21:40] <Meandor> lol, cock
[21:40] <n00bface> this reminds me of that joke my uncle told me lolol
[21:40] <n00bface> why do all the girls like jesus so much
[21:40] <Evil-Ville> lamo penis
[21:40] <Chakra`> ...or maybe not
[21:40] <Aavemainen> do tell
[21:40] <n00bface> because he was hung like THIS <------>
[21:40] <Aavemainen> n00bface
[21:40] <Aavemainen> your uncle is a funny guy
[21:40] <Aavemainen> I lol'd
[21:40] <n00bface> except you're supposed to hold your hands up lollol
[21:41] <Chakra`> hey MM47, i'm gonna go get another beer ...pm me with those details
[21:41] <Aavemainen> don't drink and drive
[21:41] <knot> HELLO COCKERS
[21:42] <knot> MM47
[21:42] <knot> i've been chosen to start a flame-war with you
[21:42] <Aavemainen> MM47 don't accept
[21:42] <Aavemainen> knot is known to cock
[21:42] <Chakra`> DON'T HARASS THE MAKER OF SOLDAT YOU UTTER [CENSORED]S
[21:43] <Chakra`> jeez, i thought you guys'd be helpful ¬_¬
[21:43] <knot> with what
[21:43] <knot> jacking you off
[21:43] <knot> or something
[21:43] <Chakra`> ...
[21:43] <knot> what the hell is your problem man
[21:43] <Aavemainen> he can do that himself
[21:43] <Aavemainen> that's why he bought a fleshlight
[21:43] <knot> his girly hands get tired
[21:43] <knot> though
[21:43] <knot> :0
[21:43] <Chakra`> does 'everyone' know now?
[21:43] <Aavemainen> nah
[21:43] <Aavemainen> I just like to bring it up
[21:43] <Amblin> hi Kazuki
[21:44] <Aavemainen> since I am jealous
[21:44] <knot> you really bought a fleshlight ?
[21:44] <n00bface> everybody knows though
[21:44] <Aavemainen> or your fleshlight
[21:44] <Chakra`> yes luv
[21:44] <Kazuki> Hey guys.
[21:44] <Aavemainen> hey Kazuki
[21:44] <knot> really?
[21:44] <Chakra`> i only told people in here though
[21:44] <n00bface> i was in u13 a few weeks ago and everybody started talking about chakra and his fleshlight
[21:44] <knot> how does it feel, Chakra`
[21:44] <Aavemainen> did they envy him?
[21:44] <n00bface> do you heat it up in the microwave first Chakra`
[21:44] <Alamo> wtf, Chakra` really bought himself a fleshlight? lol
[21:44] <Chakra`> better than sex at times, knot
[21:45] <Chakra`> ..
[21:45] <n00bface> wtf..there's actually people that dont know?!?!? he even wrote songs about it
[21:45] <Chakra`> ...wtf...you're talking about my fleshlight in front of michal
[21:45] <Aavemainen> really?!
[21:45] * Joins: Papasurf31
[21:45] <Aavemainen> send me the song/lyrics
[21:45] <n00bface> michal knows too
[21:45] <n00bface> Chakra`, send him the song
[21:45] <n00bface> it's called sex toy blues, come on
[21:45] <n00bface> everybody knows that one
[21:45] <Chakra`> uhh, i'm like, busy? talking to michal?
[21:45] <MM47> send me the song
[21:45] * Meandor stabs n00bface with a fleshlight
[21:45] <Aavemainen> :D
[21:45] <knot> (22:45:38) <@^Toto^> Quote #39: <TomPenny> i stopped masturbating :D <sneakyg> your still a [CENSORED]er
[21:45] <n00bface> send MM47 the song
[21:45] <Kazuki> Hahaha
[21:45] <Chakra`> ..
[21:45] <Aavemainen> Chakra`
[21:45] <Chakra`> ...ok who here has a good upload -_-
[21:45] <Aavemainen> now U must have to
[21:45] <Amblin> hahah, great quote
[21:45] <Papasurf31> Hi there
[21:46] <knot> yes
[21:46] <Alamo> chakra isn't even registered
[21:46] <Chakra`> i'll send to one guy and then he can send it everyone else...i've only got 11kbps
[21:46] <Chakra`> I was gonna register!
[21:46] <Alamo> but?
[21:46] <Aavemainen> send it to me
[21:46] <n00bface> i have good upload
[21:46] <Chakra`> jeez...i donated $50 to U13 ..
[21:47] <Chakra`> here you go n00bface ...go nuts
[21:47] <n00bface> sweet
[21:47] <Aavemainen> n00bface send it to me too please
[21:47] <Chakra`> so MM47
[21:47] <n00bface> ill upload it to the internet
[21:48] <Chakra`> can you tell me anything about your host for the forums MM47? it's just it's a little wacky at times..
[21:48] <Chakra`> ..during christmas and a while afterwards especially, it suffered alot of downtime almost every day
[21:48] <n00bface> does anybody care to hear my theory
[21:48] <Chakra`> kinda gets like that still now and then
[21:48] <deejii> n00bface: what theory?
[21:49] <Aavemainen> n00bface go ahead
[21:49] <Alamo> shoot n00bface
[21:49] <n00bface> about the forums being down
[21:49] <Papasurf31> n00bface, I would listen
[21:49] <n00bface> whoa triple highlight
[21:49] <n00bface> whoa
[21:49] <Papasurf31> continue
[21:49] <n00bface> ok so
[21:49] <MM47> yeah it's the whole host that is down at those times
[21:49] <n00bface> i think that they are hosted...on a private connection!
[21:49] <Chakra`> whole host eh
[21:49] <MM47> so I guess they are doing something serious
[21:49] <n00bface> i think it is just some guy in his basement with a couple servers hooked up to a FTTH fiber optics line
[21:49] <Chakra`> that what they told ya?
[21:49] <Chakra`> 'cos if you wanted, we could perhaps arrange another host in time
[21:49] <n00bface> i mean because the thing its just registered to one guy
[21:49] <n00bface> not a company
[21:49] <deejii> n00bface: so its located at russia?
[21:49] <n00bface> the address of the company is a home address
[21:49] <n00bface> a residential one!
[21:49] <Papasurf31> ...that was such a waste of time, n00bface
[21:49] <n00bface> no no..texas
[21:49] <n00bface> its in texas
[21:50] <Aavemainen> hmm
[21:50] <deejii> cant be
[21:50] <Alamo> how do you know n00bface?
[21:50] <n00bface> and they have FTTH in texas!
[21:50] <Aavemainen> who lives in texas?
[21:50] <n00bface> never trust FTTH!
[21:50] <Aavemainen> what is ftth
[21:50] <n00bface> texas is where the soldatforums host is
[21:50] <deejii> finns = texas
[21:50] <n00bface> fiber to the thome..fiber optics lines that go to residential areas
[21:50] <n00bface> directly into the home for fast connection to residential areas
[21:50] <Aavemainen> those R nice
[21:50] <Alamo> i want one of those
[21:50] <n00bface> yeah yeah, but you can never trust hosts that operate out of their houses
[21:50] <n00bface> with FTTH
[21:51] <Chakra`> MM47 you [CENSORED], stop msning your hoes
[21:51] <n00bface> im getting FTTH next year when they install it in minnesota
[21:51] <Aavemainen> hows the weather there?
[21:51] <MM47> the forums use mssql so it is not easy to find a host, it was DNA.Styx's idea...
[21:51] <Amblin> I won't trust you then n00bface
[21:51] <Alamo> cold
[21:51] <Chakra`> damn that styx
[21:51] <n00bface> and rightfully not
[21:51] <n00bface> because im going to start cheating people
[21:51] <n00bface> out of stuff
[21:51] <Alamo> i have -10°C (north), my sister has -17° (east)
[21:51] <Chakra`> if we could find an alternative host for it though MM47, would you be interested?
[21:52] <MM47> I have -27°
[21:52] <Alamo> whoa... that's chilly
[21:52] <deejii> we had just -25/-40 here
[21:52] <MM47> if it is better then yes
[21:52] <deejii> now its -3
[21:52] <MM47> but remember mssql
[21:52] <Chakra`> hmm alright
[21:52] <Chakra`> yes, mssql ...why's that a problem if i may ask?
[21:52] <n00bface> its -3 here too
[21:52] <n00bface> and we just got out of -25 also
[21:52] <Aavemainen> nap time
[21:53] <n00bface> we're going to have a "Winter heat wave" this month though
[21:53] <Alamo> but your weather is not hyped as russian cold in the media!
[21:53] <n00bface> it will be like april
[21:53] <Chakra`> 'k you got the tune n00bface...you [CENSORED]
[21:53] <MM47> because evrybody uses mysql which is free
[21:53] <n00bface> yes i got it
[21:53] <n00bface> you [CENSORED]
[21:53] <Chakra`> but would it be too much a problem transferring it to another host?
[21:53] <MM47> I don't know how to transfer the forums, Styx always did the dirty jobs
[21:54] <Chakra`> hmm no worries, plenty of people i can ask in the community for help on that
[21:54] <MM47> then no problem
[21:54] <Amblin> still thinking styx should do the move
[21:54] <Chakra`> but again it's just something i'm considering, 'cos the host was a little weird with us lately
[21:54] <Chakra`> thats a point MM47.. you got any way of contacting styx?
[21:55] <MM47> email him:)
[21:55] <n00bface> http://llsc.us/Chakra_-_Sex_Toy_Blues.mp3
[21:55] <Alamo> styx will always stay a mistery to me ^^
[21:55] <Alamo> where did he come from?
[21:55] <Chakra`> i emailed him with the forums email that he has...but do you have any other way of getting to him?
[21:55] <MM47> I think -censored by chak-
[21:55] <Chakra`> thats the stuff guv
[21:56] <MM47> Styx is a fictional character, he never existed
[21:56] <Chakra`> we believe him to be Boris now actually
[21:56] <Chakra`> http://soldatforums.com/rules.asp ..if you check the rules, theres been new evidence found to the existence of styx
[21:56] <Amblin> 1.2.*: 15 -- 1.3: 29 -- 1.3.1: 188
[21:56] <Amblin> 81.034483 % of 232 servers are using 1.3.1
[21:57] <Chakra`> i'm sure i had something else to ask you ...curse my memory
[21:57] <Alamo> lol MM47
[21:57] <Papasurf31> MM47, what are your plans for soldat now?
[21:57] <deejii> i think soldat is [CENSORED] now
[21:58] <deejii> my opinion
[21:58] <Amblin> ...
[21:58] <deejii> it hasnt any that old schoold touch
[21:58] <deejii> ;i
[21:58] <knot> just because he got owned in a gather
[21:58] <Papasurf31> you said something about a soldat 2, possibly?
[21:58] * Amblin hits Papasurf31 with a newspaper. NO!
[21:58] <MM47> I never said Soldat 2:)
[21:58] <n00bface> thank you
[21:59] <Amblin> something funny like the sumo game would be neat
[21:59] * Papasurf31 dodges newspaper.
[21:59] <knot> MM47 .. have you heard of soldat.gather ?
[21:59] <Chakra`> oh you so said soldat 2
[21:59] <MM47> yes
[21:59] <Evil-Ville> MABEY U SHUD MAEK SOLDAT 3DD
[21:59] <Alamo> with vehicles
[21:59] <Chakra`> knot, we asked him about soldat gather in the interview... you were 'there'
[21:59] <knot> have you seen the channel? it's amazingly full of people
[21:59] <knot> i was not
[21:59] <knot> :o(
[21:59] <Chakra`> you [CENSORED]ing were
[21:59] <knot> i don't remember then
[22:00] <n00bface> there's no conversation in gather though lolol
[22:00] <n00bface> its all <MASSHIGHLIGHT> ADD
[22:00] <MM47> I think I was to post news on soldat.pl about soldat.gather, did I do it?
[22:00] <n00bface> and then <after game> [CENSORED]ing noobs psrayers
[22:00] <Chakra`> so yeah michal, do you know what your host is upto? know if it can be relied upon in the future? otherwise i can start looking for another host and maybe work something out.... i could probably pay for it
[22:00] <knot> tehre si conversation , sometimes... n00bface
[22:01] <knot> :o(
[22:01] <knot> there is *
[22:01] <knot> but
[22:01] <knot> it's usually on the lines of
[22:01] <knot> ":Q"
[22:01] <knot> "lololo"
[22:01] <n00bface> ya when you, spectral, bugs and rune are all there at the same time, then there is conversation
[22:01] <knot> ";]]]]]"
[22:01] <Evil-Ville> Yeah but when there is conversation it's always whining a gather
[22:01] <Evil-Ville> about a gather
[22:01] <knot> :0
[22:01] <knot> no
[22:01] <deejii> naah
[22:01] <n00bface> hey also guys
[22:01] <knot> today we were talking about how [CENSORED] Rune is
[22:01] <n00bface> what does Whinge mean
[22:01] <Evil-Ville> Sure it is
[22:02] <MM47> maybe I'll ask them what's going on
[22:02] <n00bface> why do people say whinging instead of whining
[22:02] <n00bface> i used to think it was typos
[22:02] <knot> whinging is a better word than whining
[22:02] <Evil-Ville> It's the british way of saying whine
[22:02] <n00bface> i see
[22:02] <Chakra`> ok MM47
[22:02] <Amblin> night everyone
[22:02] <deejii> niiight
[22:02] <knot> night, cocker
[22:02] <n00bface> night Amblin
[22:02] <n00bface> n8
[22:03] <n00bface> **
[22:03] <Amblin> Chakra`, it's been archiving for more than 2 hours, I'll just leave it open
[22:03] <Chakra`> ..well other than ftp access and whats going on with the host, not much else to ask you pal ...sure i had more to ask but i forget ....you got msn perhaps? could badger you later about something
[22:03] <Chakra`> alright Amblin, let it run overnight
[22:03] <Chakra`> thanks Amblin
[22:03] <MM47> no msn
[22:03] <Chakra`> you [CENSORED]
[22:03] <knot> *cocker
[22:03] <Amblin> got to finish this por- movie on emule anyway
[22:04] <n00bface> por means for in spanish
[22:04] <Chakra`> surely you must have some instant-communication-thingy other than IRC
[22:04] <knot> i bet he uses 1 of those polish messenger things
[22:04] <MM47> gadu-gadu
[22:04] * Joins: Smegma
[22:04] <MM47> yeah
[22:04] <knot> :l
[22:04] <Chakra`> kurwa
[22:07] <Chakra`> well alwight MM47, you're free to go ...though it'd be nice if you popped in here every now and then, keep an eye on the troops
[22:07] * Amblin humps MM47' leg
[22:07] * Papasurf31 hit Amblin with a newspaper. NO!
[22:08] * Alamo pulls back Amblin on his collar
[22:08] <Alamo> bad dog!
[22:08] <Amblin> 't was just dry humping :(
[22:08] <MM47> it didn't feel like it
[22:08] <Pienne> MORNING
[22:08] <Papasurf31> hahaha, MM47
[22:08] * Alamo slaps Amblin
[22:08] <Pienne> o hi michal
[22:09] <Amblin> hey Pienne
[22:09] <Amblin> good night Pienne
[22:09] <MM47> you can use Miranda or something if you need instant messaging, it has Gadu-Gadu protocol as a plugin
[22:09] <Pienne> night Amblin <3
[22:09] <Amblin> Pienne, I'll send you a song while I'm asleep
[22:09] <Chakra`> miranda eh ...alright, whats your alias in gadu-gadu, or whatever you use to add a contact
[22:09] <Pienne> alright
[22:09] <knot> what exactly is a gadu anyway
[22:10] <Alamo> gadu gadu is a polish instant messenger or something like that
[22:10] <knot> but what is a gadu
[22:10] <knot> what does it mean?
[22:10] <deejii> blackmetal
[22:10] * knot slaps deejii around a bit with a large trout
[22:10] * Quits: Papasurf31 (Quit)
[22:10] * knot slaps deejii around a bit with a large trout
[22:10] <n00bface> everybody knows what gadu is
[22:10] * knot slaps deejii around a bit with a large trout
[22:10] <n00bface> polski komunikator internetowy
[22:10] <n00bface> jaaaaaa
[22:10] <knot> :I
[22:10] <deejii> ;i
[22:10] <Alamo> lol n00bface
[22:10] <MM47> mu number is : -censored by chak-
[22:11] <deejii> pipipii
[22:11] <MM47> gadu is second to msn in popularity
[22:11] <Alamo> i prefer icq on my miranda
[22:11] <n00bface> i refuse to believe it
[22:11] * Amblin dls the gadugadu plugin for Miranda
[22:11] <Alamo> but that's because everyone around here uses it
[22:11] <n00bface> this is the first i have ever heard of your crazy gadu gadu protocol
[22:11] <deejii> msn+msgplus is quite good ;o
[22:11] <deejii> +plugin
[22:11] <Amblin> yeah, ICQ is prevalent in germany
[22:12] <knot> i thought yahoo messenger was pretty popular too
[22:12] * Ania` adds
[22:12] <Ania`> xD
[22:12] <n00bface> Gadu-Gadu hardly has any hits on google when compared with MSN Messenger or ICQ
[22:12] <Chakra`> alright, thanks guv
[22:12] <Alamo> poor MM47 won't be safe from his fans from now on
[22:12] <MM47> ok bye
[22:12] <Chakra`> well i've had enough of you MM47, so ..[CENSORED] off
[22:12] <knot> like i'm gonna bother downloading that gadu crap
[22:13] <Alamo> good night mm
[22:13] <MM47> btw. harmonica suck!
[22:13] <knot> nighty night
[22:13] <n00bface> ooh ice burn
[22:13] <n00bface> !oh
[22:13] <Amblin> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[22:13] <knot> haha
[22:13] * Quits: MM47 (Quit)
[22:13] <Chakra`> ..
[22:13] <Chakra`> THAT [CENSORED]!!!!!!!!!
[22:13] <knot> ahaha
[22:14] <Amblin> claimed