okay ask away.. i will answer each and every question you ask ^_^

hi camping carl

my answer is Hi!

How much Norris would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

well it would start Pretty Harshly with chuck norris karate chop to the knee cap but then chuck knows how to reflect lightning with his belt of shineyness so he would call in a ghostbuster or two to do the dirty job and then a karate potatoooo chip to the groin and its all over

IS peemonkey bitter because Chuck Norris raped him and broke his heart?

He raped my heart and broke me

pee monkey is only as bitter as the sweet flavor of piss... and chuck norris would not share his own............

Vaginal Discharge!

ok....where do babies come from

Refer to previous statement.

cardboard boxes deliver babys into the vaginas of grown ladys

Thats where a baby comes from

whats the meaning of bashpit?

What is your thought on DNA Styx not being here, and you being here all happening at the same time?! apoLOLypse?!

what is the meaning of the interstellar potatoes with the radios?

If a tree falls in the Bash Pit, does it make a sound?

Why is the sky blue?

Why isn't your royal butt in the iraq?
Or have 'they' returned?

Why does anyone claim to actually like vegetables?

I like vegetables.

whats the meaning of bashpit?

meaning is actually from a old age of pits and the word bash comes from the phrase dorito.. as in chip so in a since its old aged corn chips. :D

What is your thought on DNA Styx not being here, and you being here all happening at the same time?! apoLOLypse?!

The meaning of this is.. someday i will be a wonderful woman..

what is the meaning of the interstellar potatoes with the radios?

The radiosssssss are powered by the potatos because of the high electiracl [CENSORED] thats in them DUHHHDFHSFHSFDH and the meaning of them is to listen to listen to N SYNC YA

If a tree falls in the Bash Pit, does it make a sound?

actually it doesnt.. because the tree keeps falling and falling because this is a pit that doesnt end

Why is the sky blue?

sky is blue because of the p0rn we watch and it covers up cum stains

Why isn't your royal butt in the iraq?
Or have 'they' returned?

still training.. i leave in august.. with gold team... scarlet team is leaving now.

Why does anyone claim to actually like vegetables?

i like corn ..

I like vegetables.

yes you do.... so far so good yay ask more ;D

why are the chipmunks never on msn when the moon is in bisquit mode, and does this affect the ladies taking showers on the weather channel?

are you the camping carl i saw on call of duty 2?
and where does the world go when the drapes close?

what CC thinks about ebby headless photos?

what is the the answer to (x-5)(x-5)=0?

WHY DOES CAMPING CARL DESERVE MY BABIES?!

Did you wear those new stormtrooper face masks they have in Iraq ?

Wouldn't a high five be 5.5-5.9?

why is paramud a geek/nerd/ass mucncher/non-straigt/[CENSORED]/[CENSORED]got/loled

and why does terriost like bombing ppl.....and why do i go toilet.......and why did my sister ask me to look at her pussy last night?????

why are the chipmunks never on msn when the moon is in bisquit mode, and does this affect the ladies taking showers on the weather channel?

chipmunks are out freaking singing.... the bisquit is to buttery and it doesnt only [CENSORED] men :0

what side of the bed did u wake up on and why did u cum back

are you the camping carl i saw on call of duty 2?
and where does the world go when the drapes close?

im not sure i play call of duty 2... BUT IM NOT SURE.. and i say alot of [CENSORED] that makes dollars

what CC thinks about ebby headless photos?

i have not seen them O.o Where are they if i may ask

what is the the answer to (x-5)(x-5)=0?
FRANKKKKKKKKKkk

Did you wear those new stormtrooper face masks they have in Iraq ?

Yes ---

Wouldn't a high five be 5.5-5.9?

we 6 fingered people dont do high 5ives


why is paramud a geek/nerd/ass mucncher/non-straigt//got/loled

and why does terriost like bombing ppl.....and why do i go toilet.......and why did my sister ask me to look at her pussy last night???

paramud is a exotic dancer....

people that are terriest for Paris AND WE DONT know

the toilet sucks p00p

Your sister has a yeast infection

why does cows BLAW!!?? honkity honk?

what is the square root of my secret yoghurt pr0n folder, and why do they all have the indiana jones theme?

 Quote:Originally posted by Psychowhat is the square root of my secret yoghurt pr0n folder, and why do they all have the indiana jones theme?


rofl

 Quote:Originally posted by Psychowhat is the square root of my secret yoghurt pr0n folder, and why do they all have the indiana jones theme?



The answer is in ur name

 Quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carl
i have not seen them O.o Where are they if i may ask


some are still floating around in Official Forums' Picture Thread if i may answer, some were deleted

No.

Where are babies manufactured?

Why is Paramud a schlockmeister?

Geo vs Vijcht who would win in a pie eating contest.

why?

what side of the bed did u wake up on and why did u cum back

i wake up on a top bunk..... so like..... the middle
and i like cumming on peoples backs?

No

yes

Where are babies manufactured?

Irish towns

Why is Paramud a schlockmeister?

because he owns an easy bake oven

Geo vs Vijcht who would win in a pie eating contest.

it would be a tie because there are not enough pies

why?

trains Just dont go that fast

well your response didn't seem like you believed me so here are the pics

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will crucifying expired milk cause a relapse in the tomato shockwawes in my armpit?

did mr.laumaudster really eat the train in episode 8 page 7 in the comic book zap the poo?

Two cars passed each other, one of the cars was driving 75km/h. Four seconds later the distance between the two cars was 100 meters. How fast was the second car driving?

Why are you so damn secksy?

Why a lead pipe?

will crucifying expired milk cause a relapse in the tomato shockwawes in my armpit?

Nuu it will give you diarreeaaa

did mr.laumaudster really eat the train in episode 8 page 7 in the comic book zap the poo?

YES AND BOBOBOBOBOBO did summon yugioh threw his afro and he summoned a dragon to attack ITS ALL TRUE

Two cars passed each other, one of the cars was driving 75km/h. Four seconds later the distance between the two cars was 100 meters. How fast was the second car driving?

TRICK QUeSTION ITS A PLANE

Why are you so damn secksy?

cause im hawt

Why a lead pipe?

cause it fits the hole;)
wink wink

where do pregnant bunnies come from?

in episode 17, page 11 did spock kill marge?

btw: whose spock? i serisouly dont know, maybe google will help :(

will cheesus assemble his army of ding dongs in the parking lot?

where do pregnant bunnies come from?

my back yard hahahahah

in episode 17, page 11 did spock kill marge?

btw: whose spock? i serisouly dont know, maybe google will help :(
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Spock doesnt kill he fades away... and spock IS THE BALD GUY

WHY ARE U SUCH A COCK SUCKING LITTLE B.I.T.C.H

WHY DOES TAIQUIN LIKE ESCAPING THE WORD FILTER ??

WHY ARE U SUCH A COCK SUCKING LITTLE B.I.T.C.H

I enjoy the little things in life... * glares down at taiquins lower half.. and winks***

WHY DOES TAIQUIN LIKE ESCAPING THE WORD FILTER ??

hes a complete idiot perhaps?

What is the meaning of life?

where are my combat mufflers

what is the purpose of meaning?

why the [CENSORED] don't the presidents fight they'r war?!
why do they allways send the poor?!

System of a down sucks cock!!!!

i do believe, that they are not that bad indeed

Why does Conan O'Brien look like Tarja.

what does dascoo mean?