In this thread, tell us something about yourself that is true and interesting. If anyone spams I'll have no choice but to lock the thread or move it to the bash pit and see it go to hell.

i had a lolipop today at lunch and i gave it to this girl in my class cause she kept nagging me. the end.

Already Ruined

I'm probably going to go over my transfer limit (stupid 3rd world internet) because trackmania nations uses up too much transfer. I dont want to be capped down to 64k :(

I've been told by my relatives that I didn't speak a single word as an infant. Instead, I started speaking in full sentences. Also, I began to run, apparently, instead of beginning to walk. Theoretically, that doesn't seem possible because of how the brain works, but whether you believe it or not is up to you.

Edit: Oh, I've been locked INSIDE my own room twice, in two different rooms, two different houses. I really don't know how it happens. The doorknob locks up completely and nothing I do gets it to turn. The first time, I had to jump out my second-story window, run around to the front door, go inside, and open up my room with a credit card. Hahah. Second time, I just busted the thing open with a hammer that was conveniently in my room because I had used it some days before to build my new desk.

then kazuki must be a genius...anyway another interesting thing is that lately my school started to have a lot 'fights', like bunch of people would surround each other and like start something..pretty weird...oh yeah..there was a catfight like the day before yesterday..2 gilrs fighting over a guy. pretty stupid if u ask me

Hey same with me Kazuki. I never spoke a word either until I was able to form sentences. My first words / (somewhat) sentence was "Chicken stuck" when I had chicken stuck in my throat 8-)

interesting thing that not EVERYBODY knows is that I had a painful penis injury a few weeks ago that has since healed.

Hmm...Oh I also have a mild chest deformity that makes my sternum slightly inverted.

My eyes change colours in different seasons..

My ring finger is the same size as my index finger which supposedly makes me more feminin.

I have two distinct birth marks on my penis. One inside the other.



You know you like it.

A funfact for those of you who don't care about my penis (all one of you) -- I'm getting certified for skydiving soon.

Uhm, something interesting about me.
When I was 3, I nearly died from eating a bite of chocolate.

And my full name all together has 46 letters in it.

I have guns. I one day aspire to own a Smith & Wesson .500, as it's just so sexy.
geo, ever consider going into the porn industry?

Fun fact: I'm double jointed across most of my body, can fit my legs behind my head, dislocate my shoulders, and a whole horde of other things good for getting a rise out of party goers.

999 , 1000, 1001 ...O hey, sorry didn't see you there. I just finished working out.

I have guns too, if your lucky I'll invite you to the show.

once upon a time when I was little robin hood was on tv and I kept singing the theme song and jumping on the chairs in the living room and fell and my eye landed on a really sharp corner of a table and hit directy on the edge (one little thing could've made me go blind) anyho my sister saw me fall and me and her went to the mirror and we stared for 10 seconds then a drop of blood dropped and then it started dropping like crazy, and I started crying like crazy and then we woke our parents up and they took me to hospital and I got it stitched up and i think 1-2 years later or somthing my grandfather unstitched and here I am with an uber cool scar on my eye, I rule, oh and also if you look closely one eye looks smaller than the other :o

One of my friends held a knife to my throat as a joke.
I also had a fight with the school counsellor today about whether or not I need anger management and by the way things went in that 'argument' I think I'll be getting alot of counselling cards.
Also, my mp3 player came with really cheap earphones and I can only hear sound with them when the bloody thing isn't moving and is tilted in certain way. Makes for very frustrating bus trips.

I'm eating biscuits. And I have a tooth that has a hole that's turning green.

Captain Ben: maybe you should get some proper earphones, save yourself the frustration.

hey i also have that chest inverted thing

weird

 Quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahI have two distinct birth marks on my penis. One inside the other.



You know you like it.

Bite marks?

 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenOne of my friends held a knife to my throat as a joke.
I also had a fight with the school counsellor today about whether or not I need anger management and by the way things went in that 'argument' I think I'll be getting alot of counselling cards.
Also, my mp3 player came with really cheap earphones and I can only hear sound with them when the bloody thing isn't moving and is tilted in certain way. Makes for very frustrating bus trips.


1) lol
2) That explains why your a [CENSORED] sometimes.
3) I posted freeipods for a reason...somone didnt listen.

 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipa Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenOne of my friends held a knife to my throat as a joke.
I also had a fight with the school counsellor today about whether or not I need anger management and by the way things went in that 'argument' I think I'll be getting alot of counselling cards.
Also, my mp3 player came with really cheap earphones and I can only hear sound with them when the bloody thing isn't moving and is tilted in certain way. Makes for very frustrating bus trips.


1) lol
2) That explains why your a [CENSORED] sometimes.
3) I posted freeipods for a reason...somone didnt listen.

I'd rather be a [CENSORED] sometimes than all the time.

 Quote:Originally posted by frogboy
Captain Ben: maybe you should get some proper earphones, save yourself the frustration.

Just bought some half an hour ago :)
The things work nicely and have a really cool racing stripe on the side. I can barely wait till I can annoy people on my school bus with my loud blaring music :D

my earphones are the best: they're shooting muffs with microphones in them and drown out noise so well, that when the rangemaster calls a ceasefire, I have to be tapped on the should because I can't hear [CENSORED] but faint music....that's what I call relaxing :)

My last name has 6+ possible pronounciations and even in my country people very frequently misspronounce it.
I like smoking weed, skunk and hash, or any mixture of those.
I am an atheist and I'm proud of it.

 Quote:Originally posted by Milkman DanBite marks?

I told you not to play rough.

I once spent 6 hours on a friday night helping some homeless kid I spotted get a bed to sleep on. We have youth hostels for such peeps, so I made a few phone calls and trips. Eventually found him one that had a vacancy and took him there on bus.

He had a megadrive (read: sega genesis for you yanks) on him for some bloody reason, and we played Streets of Rage and ThunderForce 4 on it until 3am. Had to walk 20 miles back home, the [CENSORED]. But we owned SOR on hard 3 times.


edit: on an entirely unrelated note, anyone here good with Cubase SX? downloaded tonnes of vst instrument plugins for it, but i'm gonna have to slave through the manual before I can get to grips with most of it. Kinda got my head around the midi-composer .... I wanna make music, as i'm destined to be the next Moby.

I've played football since I was 5.

I am very few days from getting a little sister (or so it is believed)

 Quote:Originally posted by FliesLikeABrickIn this thread, tell us something about yourself that is true and interesting. If anyone spams I'll have no choice but to lock the thread or move it to the bash pit and see it go to hell.


 Quote:Originally posted by SoulsnipaAlready Ruined


 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipa
1) lol
2) That explains why your a [CENSORED] sometimes.
3) I posted freeipods for a reason...somone didnt listen.


Save that crap for the bash pit and try not to ruin this topic, mmkay?

The lower graders and my classmates sometimes call me Hitler. One higher grader greets me by swinging his arm, occasionally. It's disturbing.

Umm, share something....
How about pain?
My friend got nearly stabbed to death while he was walking home at six PM and some Narco homosexual person sorta told him to go behind a corner with him, he started to run away but that muggler shoved a knife into my buds left arm. (happened yesterday)
Today his fingers on the left arm were purple...

^^ :O

Hmm I broke my nose five times in three months during football season, broke it the first time in an unrelated incident helping my friend move a desk, then broke it four more times in practices while it was healing up. Now it's kindof twisted and wierd.

I haven't had a pleasant Valentine's Day in six years.

2005-I failed an important test.
2004-My uncle's dog died.
2003-Got a bunch of hate mail.
2002-I somehow ended going out with a girl that I wasn't attracted to.
2001-My hateful, racist grandmother came to live with us for over a year.
2000-I broke my collarbone.

 Quote:One of my friends held a knife to my throat as a joke.
That happened to me but the guy at the time was mad at me and when he held the knife to my neck I stepped forward, pressing the knife further into my neck and said this "Do it you [CENSORED]ing pussy!" He backed down and went home.
I fought a sevre battle with depression from 7th to 10th grade, and sometimes in 11th grade, I have a cursing problem, I want to be a stand up comedian, I used to have an anger problem, in 3rd grade I bruised a kids ribs, then one time I punched a kid in the face that was holding me back from fighting then took on 4 kids at one time and won. But really the only thing I do now is curse when I get mad, and I managed my problems without a shrink or medication, I did it with religion, which is one reason why I am very passionate about trying my hardest to live a good christian life.

I'm looking foward to study computing. I know HTML, PHP, Javascript, JScript, VBscript, C, C++ and Batch files.

And i have a scar like Harry Potter tho it's not green unless i paint it with marker.

my dentist broke a finger whilst she was fingering me..

I'm not circumsized!!! \o/

i guess it is time for me to contribute...

When i was 10/11 I had cancer and spent a year recieving treatments and such to rid myself of it... including 6 months of chemotherapy, a month of radiation treatment, and a year's worth of constant pill cycles (up to 18/day) to keep myself from getting sick and weak

I am the least aggressive guy in the world in real life... people can push me and throw stuff at me all they want. kick me in the face and all I wil do is smile with the teeth I have left :)

I have fluctuating Body Temperatures.
One minute I'll be warm in 5 Degree whether or Cold on a Spring day.

I've eaten 4 bags of David Sunflower Seeds in the past 3 days.

An English kid pushed me down 3 flights of stairs today.

I am the most pro- multicultural person ever.
A few years back i broke my arm ice skating, i was looking at a girl while doing one of those criss crossy turns and stacked it. I then insisted that everyone took pictures. they then had a picture of me up in the ice skating rink. after i got my cast off and went back i was treated like a celebrity til i stopped goin. to my knowledge 6 girls enquired about me from my photo in the rink, while i had a cast on, and thus didnt go there (til it came off). This proves one thing, i pick up chicks with my mere image :P

2005 I threw a brick in my enemies face, he lost 3 teeth that day. That was the happiest dsy of my life and the sad-est day of his life+ I am a little aggressive, If someone pushes me I usually automatically punch the pusher in the face... I dont think it is a disease, I can add more exapmles of my, ehh, violent actions.
I hate Wannabe mapmakers and wannabe people, plus I hate homosexuals, Bisexuals and lesbians, I hate national sotsialists(Hitler) and violent communism (e.g the time when Stalin was the leader.)

 Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI am the least aggressive guy in the world in real life... people can push me and throw stuff at me all they want. kick me in the face and all I wil do is smile with the teeth I have left :)


Hey, that is my role in life :P


But then again, people say they are afraid I might go postal; I am so quiet sometimes. Guess I will have to stay away from Postal Offices. NEWMAN

I have ADD, and I have to take 2 different medications to keep me "normal"

 Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI am the least aggressive guy in the world in real life... people can push me and throw stuff at me all they want. kick me in the face and all I wil do is smile with the teeth I have left :)


Heh, at least you don't end up being the "listener" like me. I'm the shoulder to cry on for all my friends when something goes wrong. Either that, or I'm the one that has to drive them to planned parenthood clinics.

I don't know why, but I always be the listener as well. I hate it when two of my friends break up and they both [CENSORED] about eachother to me...

This is my first year in which I have good grades since 8th grade. 4.2 GPA (so far this year). I'm very proud.

Two years ago a friend of mine was shot in a drive-by (he wasn't the target. The target went unscathed but three people, including him, were hit) and has been on a wheelchair ever since. His chances of ever walking again are very slim.

I think very differently than the rest of my friends and am assumed to be a "pompous intellectual" on occasion when I rave on and others have no idea what I'm talking about.

I don't believe in the concepts of good and evil. I believe in cause and effect. Good and evil (same as right and wrong) require an opinion.

ive got 2 girlfriends and im suppost to be the "honest" guy:P
for some reson i like kicking trees(dont ask me why)

and u can beat me up throw bricks at me run me dow nstab me and i'll forgive you :D

 Quote:Originally posted by FliesLikeABricki guess it is time for me to contribute...

When i was 10/11 I had cancer and spent a year recieving treatments and such to rid myself of it... including 6 months of chemotherapy, a month of radiation treatment, and a year's worth of constant pill cycles (up to 18/day) to keep myself from getting sick and weak



Blimey, that must've been a killer. Didn't realise you were as young as 10 when that stuff started...s'rough guv.

Still, on the plus side, you must've been an adorably cute kid. :D



 Quote:Originally posted by .TwelveI have fluctuating Body Temperatures.
One minute I'll be warm in 5 Degree whether or Cold on a Spring day.


Who knows.... Raynauds? ...google it.



 Quote:Originally posted by that fuking sniper
I don't believe in the concepts of good and evil. I believe in cause and effect. Good and evil (same as right and wrong) require an opinion.


Don't believe in good and evil? what kinda mad fruit are ya. Granted the infamous Shakespeare quote "There is not either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." certainly rounds it up, squashes it, and throws it towards the basketball hoop just above the trash can, but there is surely a base of common principles that set the playing field of good and evil?

 Quote:Originally posted by citAive got 2 girlfriends and im suppost to be the "honest" guy:P
for some reson i like kicking trees(dont ask me why)

and u can beat me up throw bricks at me run me dow nstab me and i'll forgive you :D



by girlfriend you mean i wanna [CENSORED] you and that's why i go out with you, or just a friend? i got i wanna [CENSORED] and i got more girlfriends then guys cus girls outnumber the guys, and my school is like communism because nobody hates eachother......cept a few......but there are no stereotypical groups in my school :P

ok about me:
today i'm wearing a tie for grad photos.....yesterday during lunch we had to go outside for no reason cus the teachers make us, IT WAS [CENSORED]ING FREEZING so i took someones cellphone out and started listening to techno, people yelled at me cus i was to lazy to play football, played football, i had to ram into people cus i didnt want to take my arms outta my coat, even though it was touch for some reason........ o yah the field was total ice so no it wasnt that fun.

Another fact about Taal.
As prefect of Cambridge park high, i am known by my suit and tie, along with my trade mark sun glasses. What is not known is that my sunnies are actualy my mums and i stole them cause they look better on me then her :P

I have 3 pairs of "stitches" on my head..you know when your skin opens because of a hit and they stitch it back together :P.

sorry for the sucky english i think i got everything wrong

In elementry school, I won a state chess championship, it was my 1st year playing the game and I made it in the papers locally as well as across the state. I havent touched the game of chess in real life since then.

In 8th grade, I was forced to leave my football team on my own free will. I developed a rare heart condition at the time and was rushed to the hospital on many occasions only to be told that my problem was in my head until 1 day I went to a great hospital known as U of M in Michigan. They found out through testing that I had what they call an arrythmia. Its basically where your heart beats out of rythem and very fast due to an electrical type system failure in the heart, there were 4 types of this and I had the rarest one. I was then given the option to either be on meds for the rest of my life and still have the problem or undergo surgery which had a few risks. I chose the surgery which was done microscopically through a catheder. They basically zaped an extra nerve on the heart. Im now completey cured. Ever hear of young athletes whos heart suddenly stops on the football field or where ever and they die? Well most likely they had what I had but they failed to act on the problem or take it as serious. Detroit Lions (lousy) current QB had what I had but with him it showed up in his pro career causing him to walk off the field in the middle of a game and get the same thing done I did. He still plays and he still sucks.

In high school I was a hoodlum, I grew up in the Detroit area my whole life bounching around different high schools, adventually droping out running with an extremely violent crowd and participating in the larger US drug trade which involved traveling outside state to a few places(and no not weed for you kids).

I met a wonderful woman during this time and it changed my life. I broke myself away from that crowd moved away and had a kid. Now 22 and on my own, I look back at my life sometimes and am shocked im still here as well as shocked at some of the choices I made back then. I put alot of the past behind me and am pretty much a completely different person. My life is my kid and woman, and ive picked up better hobbys such as Soldat. A few Soldat players have criticized my age and say stuff like omfg your 22 and playin Soldat OMFG. All I can say is I bet my reasons for playing are a lot better then yours.

I share my story now and to younger people alot that are in the situation ive been to let em know things are better on the other side.

I fell on a cactus when I was younger. Sort of. It was one of those little ones, and my left arm hit it. Had to go to the hospital, heh.

Sometimes I forget that I have a bunch of cactuses near my keyboard. One time I hit one with really tiny spikes. I spent an hour picking all the spikes out. Then I hit my forehead on another cactus, this time with really long spikes. I hit the one with really tiny spikes about once a week.

I have two personalities.

 Quote:Originally posted by LazehBoiI fell on a cactus when I was younger. Sort of. It was one of those little ones, and my left arm hit it. Had to go to the hospital, heh.


Ha! I fell on a cactus last year in May I believe, during a final exam in which I had to map out the rocks of a 1x2 km area. Took me the better part of an hour to pick all the needles out of shin and palm.

I actually got 5 fingers on each hand... freaky eh? :O

I have the ability to put both feet over my head, it is disturbing when you see me in that position.

I dropped out.

..I just nearly finished the game FEAR, being on the last level, and for the love of me I just can't be arsed anymore.

Game was actually scary at first, where some of the parts I was going "oh! nice oneeee..." as the game performed various tricks to try and freak you out. After about half an hour into the game though, it just gets so monotonous .... between the repetitive shoot-outs with an endless wave of soldiers, you find yourself begging for one of those attemptively scary moments with the little 'The Ring' girl coming up to say hello.


..you know where you keep playing a game, even though it's merely 'average', just because you want to finish it and find out the ending. But then you find out the game goes on, and on, and on, and on .... FEAR is one of those. And you'll look back thinking "god this is [CENSORED]" just like i'm doing right now.

Story's not bad...it's built on a good foundation, but it's continuously let down with continuous reminders that it's a game with aincent standards. You're the 'point-man' of a large operation. Which somehow translates as, you go in, do everything yourself, and thats it. Thank god I don't pay for this crap.

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist Quote:Originally posted by LazehBoiI fell on a cactus when I was younger. Sort of. It was one of those little ones, and my left arm hit it. Had to go to the hospital, heh.


Ha! I fell on a cactus last year in May I believe, during a final exam in which I had to map out the rocks of a 1x2 km area. Took me the better part of an hour to pick all the needles out of shin and palm.


 Quote:Originally posted by g-force9I have the ability to put both feet over my head, it is disturbing when you see me in that position.


Meh...not that disturbing. I can do it to ;D

[shocker]I'm not white [spoiler]but I act like I am[/spoiler][/shocker]

Well Sometime this year, I had serious thoughts about bringing a knife to school and stabbing a jerk in my 4th period class who doesn't shut up for [CENSORED]. I almost placed the knife in my bag...but then thought "what the [CENSORED] am I doing? Holy christ!" And placed it back in the drawer...

I still have daydreams of brutally murdering ever person who has [CENSORED]ed with me since 5th grade (in 10th grade now)

Meh...If some one I really hated just died in an accident or of natural causes, I will make sure to urinate in their grave before I perish. No joke, I really would.

Im in love right now!

My brother sat on a cactus once while my family was hiking up in the Grand Canyon area. Beautiful place.

Oh and GAMEOVER, my dad had that arrythmia thing for a while too, it just came up randomly and then dissapeared again.

it's a long story, so i'll make it short.

me + my friend + fake bomb threat my friend made + my lack of common sense + my friend's annoying tendancy to throw potentially dangerous stuff at me + my lack of organization = school going into lockdown for over an hour + me getting interviewed by the cops + one week of out of school suspension + new york state debating whether or not to make backpacks illegal.

so if you go to a high school in new york state, blame me for causing all students to have to have a mesh backpack in between classes. yep. it's all my fault.

Im late to the thread but something very good happened in my life today; I was accepted to the Dallas Art Institute to further my love and knowledge for the culinary arts.
Le wewt.

I now can do the "bicycle" with a soccer ball =)

 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamster
so if you go to a high school in new york state, blame me for causing all students to have to have a mesh backpack in between classes. yep. it's all my fault.


I have no such pack.

 Quote:Originally posted by RaptorI now can do the "bicycle" with a soccer ball =)


Thats awesome :D

 Quote:Originally posted by reckonIm late to the thread but something very good happened in my life today; I was accepted to the Dallas Art Institute to further my love and knowledge for the culinary arts.
Le wewt.


Le envy.

By the way, Gameover, I had no idea you went through anything like that. I've got some friends who are in the same business now. Really scary mother[CENSORED]ers if you owe them money, nicest guys on the planet if you don't.

 Quote:Originally posted by RaptorI now can do the "bicycle" with a soccer ball =)

Ive played soccer for 15 years of my life, welcome to the basics son!

 Quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah
Le envy.

By the way, Gameover, I had no idea you went through anything like that. I've got some friends who are in the same business now. Really scary mother[CENSORED]ers if you owe them money, nicest guys on the planet if you don't.


I was pretty damn excited to hear it from the Assistant Director of Admissions himself over the phone.
Ive been ill for the past two days but with that good news, I swear its some magic healing power!
Ill start in April, and Ill be prepared to blow their socks off.

I used to ride a scooter :u

I plan to become a professional concert musician (piano), or at least recording artist. Yes, I'm dead serious. I currently aim for first-place at my current school district's music competition (performance is on Feb. 22) :-)

EDIT, just for clarification: I play purely classical. I touched jazz one summer and learned the 30-pg., 20-min.-long Rhapsody in Blue piano solo, and I've also played a bit of Gospel music for my church. I specialize heavily in the Romantic, Impressionistic, and Contemporary periods (Contemporary - I've hardly played a bit of tho'), especially music by Liszt (Liszt, heck!), Chopin, and Debussy.

Go for it man, the only way to succeed is to set your goals and see them through.
Ive already started my journey on becoming the best personal chef ever.
I have many friends that have the potential to make it big, close friends at that; theyve all said once they hit it big I can be their personal chef.

Chef! Awesome. :-D

Heh. The domestic life I have, if anyone knew, would show why I'm so easily able to express emotion into the music I play. Sometimes I seriously have doubt that I can succeed...

4 days ago, I fingered my friend's girlfriend when we were both drunk. Neither of us have told him, but things are really awkward between me and that girl. She doesn't know what to do and I think I might really like her.

Also, I am uncircumcised.

I'm Canadian and for a summer job, I cut trees, making me a Canadian lumberjack.

 Quote:Originally posted by GAMEOVERIn elementry school, I won a state chess championship, it was my 1st year playing the game and I made it in the papers locally as well as across the state. I havent touched the game of chess in real life since then.

In 8th grade, I was forced to leave my football team on my own free will. I developed a rare heart condition at the time and was rushed to the hospital on many occasions only to be told that my problem was in my head until 1 day I went to a great hospital known as U of M in Michigan. They found out through testing that I had what they call an arrythmia. Its basically where your heart beats out of rythem and very fast due to an electrical type system failure in the heart, there were 4 types of this and I had the rarest one. I was then given the option to either be on meds for the rest of my life and still have the problem or undergo surgery which had a few risks. I chose the surgery which was done microscopically through a catheder. They basically zaped an extra nerve on the heart. Im now completey cured. Ever hear of young athletes whos heart suddenly stops on the football field or where ever and they die? Well most likely they had what I had but they failed to act on the problem or take it as serious. Detroit Lions (lousy) current QB had what I had but with him it showed up in his pro career causing him to walk off the field in the middle of a game and get the same thing done I did. He still plays and he still sucks.

In high school I was a hoodlum, I grew up in the Detroit area my whole life bounching around different high schools, adventually droping out running with an extremely violent crowd and participating in the larger US drug trade which involved traveling outside state to a few places(and no not weed for you kids).

I met a wonderful woman during this time and it changed my life. I broke myself away from that crowd moved away and had a kid. Now 22 and on my own, I look back at my life sometimes and am shocked im still here as well as shocked at some of the choices I made back then. I put alot of the past behind me and am pretty much a completely different person. My life is my kid and woman, and ive picked up better hobbys such as Soldat. A few Soldat players have criticized my age and say stuff like omfg your 22 and playin Soldat OMFG. All I can say is I bet my reasons for playing are a lot better then yours.

I share my story now and to younger people alot that are in the situation ive been to let em know things are better on the other side.


I was thinking of writing my own story, but than I dissmised it, thinking, this kidie forum is not mature enough for serious stories, inspired by your spill and their reaction I'll do it.

But first, on the 23th this month I'll turn 24, 2 years ago a major clan called 2wai who is known 'till this day had an average age of 22 with players aged 26-25 and today they ar 27-28.
kids will always do anything they can to piss u off if you do something they dislike.

For my story (brace yourself, its long):

I was born with a very bad luck, I basicly cripled my mom, after my birth which was a mistake to do it normaly she was criplled.
At the age of 4 my parents got divorced, I lived with my mom and my half brother.
Around the age of 13 I decided to move with my father, since my mom is intolerable.
2 years after after making a great life together, which included a new school, a new home and lots of hopes for my future, my father started having heart problems, getting in and out of the hospital, in that time I was in the 9th grade and basicly lived on my own for around 5-6 months.
After he came back and after the first heart attack , things started to stabalize, one clear friday, he had another heart attack, the asmbulance arrived too late, way too late, my father died in my arms while I was watching him making his last breath, something that had tramotized me 'till this day.
Eventualy I had to live with my mom again, she came to my father's house to reduce my traoma of the whole thing, that didn't work out much better, eventualy I started to fight with her and my life became a living hell, that included everyday dealing with the traoma that I had 2 years prior to that, I kinda stopped going to school in my last 2 years of high school, which is why I don't have a diploma today.

After high school at the age of 18 I got everything my dad had, which is a house a car and a nice bank account (not alot but enough to get me through while in the army).
I "asked" my mom to move back to her house because I couldn't take it anymore, plus she needed it too.
Than I got recruited into the army, which meant that I was at home around every 2 weeks for 2 days or so, which meant my mom barely saw me and was alone most of the time, which led to the ultimate result of her having a mental breakdown and threatened to commit suicide because she was alone for so long, by that time I was already stationed in an air force base.
I knew I wasn't staying there for long because of my health problems (seperated both my shoulders) but while I was there the other soldiers in my department kept trying to screw me over with guarding duties, which meant me going down from the guarding tower after being there all night, than getting into my car, going to the hospitle and acting all happy and [CENSORED] so my mom won't get upset and start crying.

After several months of that crap, I felt like I was about to have my own mental break down, but couldn't afford it due to my mom.
Things started to cool down after her treatment started to help and I was transfered into a much more "job" like base which allowed me the option to come back home more often.
But allas, that didn't last long, while my mom was in the hospitle and I was trying to make a happy world around her , I got a call from a laywer saying my brother is in jail, for... get this: running a brothel.......
I tried to hide it from her, atleast for a while because she was in a very delicate situation and could slip back any time.
But that story was all over the news, because the police raided places all over the country, my brother's name was published in the news papers, and a stupid nieghbor was visiting my mom in the hospitle and in a OH SO stupid act asked her "Is it true about your son doing ......"
That brought us back to the start...:
I was 18, dealing with a crippled and mentaly ill mom, being in the army and trying to help my brother with that crap, and ofcourse I had a car and an apartment to take care off .
(Try to get into a mental department in the hospitle wearing army uniforms, very scary reactions from the other patiants <_<)

Defenitly the wrost period of my life, which made me a tougher person today, but on the prise of me being a tired person , mentaly.

Today she still lives with me, we're trying to get a new apartment for her because her old one is no good for her (phsycologicly and physicly not suitable for her needs).
I'm trying to get a proper grade in an exam that can replace my diploma , which is hard because I'm working in the same time.
I also paid a high prise for all that crap I've been through, because I have serious sleep deprivation problems, which dosent go well with a day of working and studying.

While in the past Soldat was just a nice game I liked and a nice gateway to other cultures, today it is my haven from all the thoughts that go through my mind about how little I achieved in my 24 years and about the future that seems so vague and troubling , that includes my future as an Israeli <_<

Soldat is a nice break from all those thoughts because when I play it, I don't think about it, which is why I am so eager to create a peacefull community that can supply calm places to play in.

So there, that's my life without all the little funny stories that I gathered because that would be too long :)

Well, I've checked my human handbook and it doesn't list any appropriate replies to a story like yours. You dropped too much at once.

I suppose the best I could do is to acknowledge that I empathize with what you went through and let you know that you aren't alone.

There's a lot of people here with harsh and troubling domestic lives. My sympathies and hopes go out to you.

i got beat up by a Quaker in 5th grade. im not kidding. he was strong.

I used to hate most of the people at my school(the "cool" kids) 'cause they treated me like friking crap, thus I had a low self esteem and all that crap. Now i'm friends with most of the people I used to hate, and there's probably like 10 or so schlaties who "like" me now(they always look at me all...nervous-like, kinda annoying).Jajaja.

I will now ramble on about my drums.

I have a Pearl EXR fusion set, strata blue, and i think 9 cymbals(if you count the hi-hats as 1). Four of them are splashes(smaller cymbals), the smallest being a 6 in., lolo. My crashes and china are ZBT's which SUCK, but my ride is a K custom dry ride, and I do love it so. I use pro-mark 5a or 747 japenese white oak nylon tip sticks, and am remarkably good for only having 5 months of drumming under my belt.

And I, as geo, am also double-jointed all over the place. I can freak schlaties out with my elbows, jaja.

...guess that's it.

I cringe in pain when I see the inverted elbow schticks.

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist Quote:Originally posted by LazehBoiI fell on a cactus when I was younger. Sort of. It was one of those little ones, and my left arm hit it. Had to go to the hospital, heh.


Ha! I fell on a cactus last year in May I believe, during a final exam in which I had to map out the rocks of a 1x2 km area. Took me the better part of an hour to pick all the needles out of shin and palm.


My cousin pushed me onto a cactus and then pushed me into an elecyric fence on the way back to my grandparents house. Spent the better part of three hours with tweezers and a tin of Man and Beast.

I feel as if that I'm the only homicidal maniac here...

:(

I got a new phone yesterday (my first phone :o) a sony erection k300i

http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=au&lc=en&ver=4000&template=pp1_loader&php=php1_10226&zone=pp&lm=pp1&pid=10226

I got an erection looking at it.

well,
I started being sportive in August, I have by now, lost more than 26 kg of weight (which are around 57 lbs). Additionally Ive started learning an instrument (autodidactic = by myself, not with a teacher) in November, which is the Ukulele, and Im doing pretty well. Ive started cross-country skiing and I will soon relearn alpine skiing and Ill start snowboarding aswell. Ill also be soon joining the table-tennis club.

And today Ive dug a way of about 20 meters through the snow (1.5 meters on the lawn) between the veranda and the firewoodstorage. I can tell you that this is pretty damn exhausting ;)


Interesting enough?



PS: I prefer my K508i cellphone :p

What the hell is with kids around here and these bloody ukeleles?! It's like a musical queer-farm set up shop overnight and I slept through it.

ive got 2 cats and one fish!

I had the best day in months in the sapce of about 4 hours :D Bought lots of stuff at the gun show, and met lots of cool peoples :)

When i get pissed off, my eye begins to twitch like crazy.
I am unusually skinny for someone who eats as much as i do.
My knuckles are mostly purple, except my left hand. Only one is purple there.
I failed gym twice in my life.... so far.
I am white skinned, but have white, black, indian, and jewish in my family past.
I am in love.
I'm learning to play bass guitar; i'm decent for a begginer.
I read and write.
I've been in more fights than most people.
I draw. Some say my drawings are creepy. I don't see how.
I have a lot of lesbian and homosexual friends. I'm straight though.
I've never broken a bone; not even a dislocation.
I listen to a variety of music, but mostly metal.
My parents are fighting as i write this.
I've shared WAAAAY too much.

My electronics:
- Two monitors with a dual head gfx card
- AMD Athlon 3200
- ipod nano
- acoustic drumset
- electric drumset
- Motorola v265 phone
- xbox
- SNES
- and a partriage in a pear tree

 Quote:Originally posted by papasurf314 days ago, I fingered my friend's girlfriend when we were both drunk. Neither of us have told him, but things are really awkward between me and that girl. She doesn't know what to do and I think I might really like her.

Also, I am uncircumcised.


You are my hero.

Yesterday: [CENSORED] day, we had to wear ties, grad photos, they were taken in the library. the person who was taking the photos put my hair back a little so you could see a bit more of my face, so some kids from my class who i hate were looking through this window, going OMGOSH I CAN SEE HIS FACE, even though you could see my face anyways, just not the left side kinda cus im to lazy to put it behind my ears, feels weird. Anywho, snap class kid looks through the window and makes faces, thinking he's hilarious, when the phtographer isnt looking i make lips look like im saying [CENSORED] off. he takes this seriously and starts saying OMG HE SAID [CENSORED] OFF TO ME. when im done my photo he meets me at the door and wants to have a fight, the kid is at my neck so meh.........he grabs my arm for some reason and he starts pushing me for some reason, i don't reat and laugh cus he's pathetic.......i do nothing about it, and the rest of the day the kid acts like as if i'm his friend. that day i had 20$ for some reason so 2 of my friends wanted me to buy lunch for them cus there to lazy to use there own money..... the rest of the day was boring......

today: I WATCHED THE GREEN MILE

Ive masturbated 17 times in one day.
Wait what.

I have RSI in my right hand fromplaying Mario Kart DS and my friend plays the accordian.

I eat peanut butter. By itself, or with chocolate.

... wow.

 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenI have RSI in my right hand fromplaying Mario Kart DS and my friend plays the accordian.


...what the hell is RSI?

Last thursday the 11th we had to end our 14 year old family cat's life. She had breast cancer. The tumor was really big.

I have a lazyeye......and as what you americans call, a "horsecock" ;}

Lies.

Well from what ive "glanced at" in pornos....no lies.

ive attacked a teacher at school

Well this thread sure went to hell with all the "look-at-me-i'm-violent" kid-posts. Anyone got anything decent or at least respectable to share?

I am currently staying at home right now because I am sick.

More news about my culinary life!
I found out today that I dont have to take the assessment test upon entry of culinary school due to my transcript.
Which I find highly odd cause I skipped more than half of alg. 2 my junior year (recieved 83 absences, had to go to court for truancy, etc).
I was your average student when it came to arithmetic and grammar courses, however I excelled in the arts; I guess thats what persuaded them not to test me.
Something belse I could share, I work at a daycare as a co-teacher for the pre k-B kids. They are classified under be cause they are the older of the pre k kids, so the young ones have their own class under the letter A. Im the only male that works there and Im basically the backbone of the organization; I used to be cook there as well before I was moved to co-teacher.
I serve as disciplinarian (hell is that a word) when other classes cant get their kids under control, I lend my menacing voice and give the kids a good chewin. However I must admit, the man who served as that before me, while I worked part time in the summer, did a damn good job; he was a hardened marine with plenty of battle scars to show for it. There was a glare in his eye that would make any kid shut up for good if he had to stare em down.
Also I am the jack of all trades, being surronded by females (sorry to sterotype) but most of them dont know how to work the computers, tv's and video game consoles. Hell I even had to fix a co-workers car cause it wouldnt start; a loose vacuum hose was the cause of that.
Im with the pre-k kids from 7:30 to 12 and in the after noon im with kindergarteners from 2:30 to 6.
Ive become a role model to kids I care for, and thats highly satisfying.

My screename is an unfunny inside joke.

i have a fetish for cats :(

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyi have a fetish for cats :(


Cute?

<.<

 Quote: Well this thread sure went to hell with all the "look-at-me-i'm-violent" kid-posts. Anyone got anything decent or at least respectable to share?

sry its the true :D

i was at the doctor today to check my elbow for broken bones.. and i was sent to the hospital for a x-ray..

I like to stay away from relationships because I've found that among other things, they bring loads of stress. That's just something I choose not to go through, because in the end it's pointless, anyway. Some ignorant people think I'm g*y or whatever because of it, but that's probably because they have yet to realize that there's more for them to accomplish than getting drunk and having sex every night.

For some reason I DISLIKE Valentine's day. Alot.

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`What the hell is with kids around here and these bloody ukeleles?! It's like a musical queer-farm set up shop overnight and I slept through it.


They are bloody fun to play on. They give a good "summer-sound" (although it depends on the model, my Dimavery Uke sounds more like a guitar, my new Tenson uke has more of the hawaiian sound you'd expect from a uke), are rather easy to learn (you can go quite successfully through the first units of a learning book, and success raises motivation, as we all know) and usually quite affordable compared to guitars. Plus theyre handy, compare it with a guitar like you compare a PDA to a desktop computer.

Try it, you wont regret it and become addicted :P

 Quote:Originally posted by papasurf31There's a lot of people here with harsh and troubling domestic lives. My sympathies and hopes go out to you.

Gah... ;-o

Seriously, thank you. I do realize that my obsession with the computer as escapism is overboard, but my parents... man. You wouldn't believe... :-|

I'm leaving highschool two years early and going to a local university, then transferring to Washington to start a game development studio with my cousin and a few others. =o

At school today, it reached 40 degree celsius... And since we opnly have fans in all the classrooms, what does the Principal do to combat this problem? BUILD A [CENSORED]ING AIRCONDITIONED STAFF ROOM!!!

i was running with a knife today and i cut my hand..now i got 9 stitches ...AWW

Well, when I was in primary school I didn't study at all, which made me a bit overconfident in my abilities to keep grades positive, and very lazy when it comes to studiing. I came to high school and had the worst possible class in the whole school, there were 6 hardcore weed users, one of them was on heroin 1 year later(a girl), I started smoking offcourse. I didn't care about school, I was in school on average for 2 days per week. I failed offcourse, with over half of my subjects being negative. Not that I cared I had the best vacation ever. After that I went repeating first grade, for the first trimester it was ok except for mathematics, where I had 4 negative grades in 3 months. Which is why I went from gymnasium to electrotechnic school. I made first grade with 3 exams during the vacation, I didn't study at all but I passed all 3 of them(3 is the max you can have, also if you have exams during the summer, it means you had a negative grade on a subject over the year and it's supposed to [CENSORED] up your vacation) while having a great vacation too. At the start of my 2nd grade in highschool my father tested me for drugs, after being positive I got my ass beat offcourse and I stopped smoking weed then, saying to myself I'll start again when I'm 18. But even laying off drugs can't save me from school, I had 3 exams during the summer again, and I passed 2 but [CENSORED]ed up the third one due to my comeback to smoking and I got super stoned with a gravity bong 1 day before the exam, coming home at 3 am. Offcourse because I thought I only had to bring the reports of our work for practical class, but the [CENSORED] never told me about a questionare. I failed because of practical class. I am now in my fourth year of highschool, and I am in the second class even though I shout be graduating this year. I am back on weed and my grades are better than ever. I have 4 subjects with the maximum grade, and most others are above average too. The only thing that might keep me from completing highschool are the damn unexcused hours I have, I should have been thrown out for 40, I have ~90. And they're still going up. But now I'm stopping with that slowly, and almost always being in school...but it's very hard when you get used to missing much. It's funny how I know every guy that failed a class(or two) in our school, and we all hang out, but I count that as a good thing even though my mom says they're bad company. Maybe they are, but hey, we might not be there as soon as the rest, but we'll get there. And with [CENSORED]ing better grades than most(atleast I'll have better grades) ;)
This is my fourth different class in high school now, I think I tied the record. But I've always considered it good, the more people you know, the better chances of someone getting you a job/thing/drug somewhere sometime in the future. Connections are almost everything in these days. But offcourse, I need to finish high school first :o

I broke up with my dream girl because I thought I wasn't good enough for her. I hope that you men have better judgement than me.

*long sigh*

i hate valentines day, i give out treats to all the girls i like and you know what they say?? NOTHING they just take it not much else.... like one girl just took it and ran away (and i wasnt planning to give her one), And one girl i had to negotiate with another girl to take my candy. I'm gunna die alone i just know it :(


Also what makes me very depressed is that a girl i really like is leaving in like 15 days :(

I am really am going to die alone playing Soldat, well....i am going to have some company...

how old are you? the last time i ever handed out anything for valentines day was like in grade...[CENSORED] i dont remeber 4 3 or 2?

The only reason I am alive today is because the weakness of condoms...

I know the laws of attraction.

Also, I can in less that ten minutes prove, irrefutably, that god does not exist.

 Quote:Originally posted by BrillmongoI know the laws of attraction.

Also, I can in less that ten minutes prove, irrefutably, that god does not exist.


Ditto.

Also, i can multiply any number by zero off the top of my head.
<.<

 Quote:Originally posted by BrillmongoI know the laws of attraction.

Also, I can in less that ten minutes prove, irrefutably, that god does not exist.


lets be friends

I have ten minutes. Prove it.

Time doesnt exist. If god created time, and it doesnt exist, then there is no god :|

Share thing: I just finished the game Zelda Windwaker for the gamecube for the 2nd time and Its still just as boring a game as it was the first time I played it.

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_Time doesnt exist. If god created time, and it doesnt exist, then there is no god :|


Faulty logic. Just because one doesn't exist doesn't mean the other doesn't as well. Besides, someone could easily say that god created a universe without time or show you how you can't prove that time doesn't exist.

Sigh, life. Such a mystery, will we ever know...

Time doesnt exist because what we are in right now is time. Time is just a human word for changes in the universe, as more changes happen we consider it as 'time' because these changes keep happening.

The past is the events that already happened. There is no such thing as a present, because as the cheap retarded sloagans always say, "The Future is Now". The future = Present because if you use the term present you are drifting between both future and past because you cant just pause a point in time. If you were to take a point in time, whether it were 5 seconds ago or 5 seconds into the future, it would have to eventually drift into the past because 'time' (changes) dont wait for anyone or anything. The future is just a human term for what we expect these changes to turn into.

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_Time doesnt exist because what we are in right now is time. Time is just a human word for changes in the universe, as more changes happen we consider it as 'time' because these changes keep happening.

The past is the events that already happened. There is no such thing as a present, because as the cheap retarded sloagans always say, "The Future is Now". The future = Present because if you use the term present you are drifting between both future and past because you cant just pause a point in time. If you were to take a point in time, whether it were 5 seconds ago or 5 seconds into the future, it would have to eventually drift into the past because 'time' (changes) dont wait for anyone or anything. The future is just a human term for what we expect these changes to turn into.

"Posted - 15 Feb 2006 : 02:21:05"

Which is now in the past, which is a change that already occured :<

well just get back on topic...

I have an afro and im white, what givs...

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_Time doesnt exist because what we are in right now is time.

I was going to prove you wrong, but you seem to have done it yourself.

In any case, change is what we call differences over time. Time is what we use to describe our motion through a dimension that we can't actually see. In the first, second, and third dimensions we use meters; in the dimension of time, we use seconds.

If I understand what you're saying about the rest, you essentially assert that there is no such thing as time because we are continually moving through it so that the future becomes the present becomes the past...which really makes no sense. If I'm walking, what's in front of me becomes the place that I'm standing which then moves behind me. That isn't to say that the physical world doesn't exist (don't you dare digress on this one), it just means that we're moving.

Back to the topic: God still exists. Even if you were right, I could still say that god created a universe without time.

 Quote:Originally posted by BrillmongoI know the laws of attraction.

Also, I can in less that ten minutes prove, irrefutably, that god does not exist.


Prove it.

I don't have a life because I don't pay bills.

Prove that.

The real question is not whether God exists, but why it matters.

If God left us to carry out our own demise without interference, then (for this life) he might as well not exist. We have no way of knowing what he thinks we should do. Even if he wrote on stones and burnt a bush once-upon-a-time, the texts relaying the message would be so mangled by changes in language constructs that the original meaning might be lost. If any part of our religious texts could be wrong, then we might just be heading in the wrong direction. The branches of Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist religions vary so widely in the present day. For all we know, God is testing our gullibility and waits to accept only Athiests into heaven.

Say for a minute that God does exist and he does tinker with our world. Is this communication or experimentation? An all-knowing God must certainly know how we're going to react before we make the move. Most religions give examples of a god asking a denizen of Earth to commit to a task. Later on, that person makes the mistake of disobeying during a one-in-a-hundred situation and suffers the consequences of a guilty conscience (or worse.) Pandora's box! Adam and the Tree! Jesus betrayed by Judas! Isaac on Mount Moria is the only instance where a mortal "passed" that I can think of at the moment.

Keep in mind, most of these examples come from a book that talks of a man riding in the belly of a live whale, the son of a god coming back from the dead with no (apparent) brain damage, and polymorphic trickster angels... none of whom choose to show themselves in modern times. This is no more than a poorly-written fictitious story dreamt up by priests with nothing but time on their hands. Personally, I prefer of Arabian Nights.

Haha, I love you, EH.

I can make really loud cracking noises with my jaw...mmm is that normal?

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyI can make really loud cracking noises with my jaw...mmm is that normal?


So can i, but with my butt

Two of my friends can to that with their vags, wierdest thing on the planet. I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on.

i would go with disgusted

 Quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahTwo of my friends can to that with their vags, wierdest thing on the planet. I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on.


Can they shoot ping pong balls?

"Time" for Dummies
... simplified for those folks who just don't get it.

Take a point. Zero Dimensions

Extend the height of the point into a line.
There's an infinite number of points in a line.

Extend the width line into a square.
There's an infinite number of lines building the square.

Extend the depth square into a cube.
There's an infinite number of squares building the cube.

Knock the cube forward.
There's an infinite number of cubes in this instant (think of it as frames in a movie.)

The thought you are thinking at this moment is the only thought that will ever cross your mind. You are simply a slide in the movie called time. You are part of a three-dimensional universe at a standstill. You are the cube that never moves.

yes time does exist, it means change.......but we made up the word time, that doesnt mean time doesnt exist. im trying to keep open about god existing or not, but right now i'm pretty sure he doesnt exist. remember all of this was made up almost 2000 years ago. didnt christianity in a way get its ideas from this religion......forget the name but it starts with z?

btw: i think we are god

It's called Judaism, dascoo. ;)

"btw: i think we are god"
Oooh, way to tap into an old philosophical point of view. 10 intelligence points for you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time

you shall all be smighted for not knowing God!
read the bible

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_I've played football since I was 5.


:O
Me too and I'm still playing! So I'm playing for 11 years now...
Yesterday I saw a guy standing on a square in my hometown, kicking a football in the air, but the ball never hit the ground, it was awesome! Before him he had placed a box where people could spend some money...Dude this guy owned! He could do tricks I've just now from television, I hope you understand what he did, I dont know the exact word for it!

I gave him 1 Euro :)

There is one girl I want.
And there is another girl who wants me.
And the girl I want doesn't realize it.

I [CENSORED]ing hate my french class now, it's awkward.

I play drums in a band that's enjoyed a small measure of local success.

www.myspace.com/sweetmiss

Take a listen. It might be a little light for many of your tastes, our song-writer likes really strummy acoustic guitar and we've got a girl singer.

I've gone through two 17-stick packs of gum today.

Kickin', Beren.
Nice tunes, and the girl has a great voice.

A happy post.

I have a chameleon, and I have never played in a server without bots.

 Quote:Originally posted by EbbyA happy post.
...and I have never played in a server without bots (Until today...).

Fixed ;)

Mebla's right, that girl has a wicked good voice. I like the drum rhythms(sp?) in particular, they have a very...how do you say...snappy?...feel to them. Not really sure how to describe it, but it's quite good.

 Quote:Originally posted by bl00dy_n0se Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_I've played football since I was 5.


:O
Me too and I'm still playing! So I'm playing for 11 years now...
Yesterday I saw a guy standing on a square in my hometown, kicking a football in the air, but the ball never hit the ground, it was awesome! Before him he had placed a box where people could spend some money...Dude this guy owned! He could do tricks I've just now from television, I hope you understand what he did, I dont know the exact word for it!

I gave him 1 Euro :)


I actually meant the american meaning of football, I think the one your talking about we refer to as 'soccer' :(

I got hit by a car yesterday. ouch

No you didn't.

Yep Mancer I was talking about Soccer. I thought just Britains say "Soccer" to what I call football
Hmm thats weird o.O

And I got a new bed yesterday, 1,40 x 2,00 meters..it owns :O

Alright, now lets play a game. I was gonna do this before, but the stupid forums went down right after I made my post. Which of those things about me are true and which aren't?

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_ Quote:Originally posted by bl00dy_n0se Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_I've played football since I was 5.


:O
Me too and I'm still playing! So I'm playing for 11 years now...
Yesterday I saw a guy standing on a square in my hometown, kicking a football in the air, but the ball never hit the ground, it was awesome! Before him he had placed a box where people could spend some money...Dude this guy owned! He could do tricks I've just now from television, I hope you understand what he did, I dont know the exact word for it!

I gave him 1 Euro :)


I actually meant the american meaning of football, I think the one your talking about we refer to as 'soccer' :(


When I was 7, my team got national champions of Papua New Guinea for our age :D

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`No you didn't.

yah I did Oo

nah ya didn't.

I'm a geek, whos seems to be respected by the 'normal' people and bullies(wtf)... i think it's cos of Comp Studies (they suck at it) and other subjects (except English, Math and Science).

Last week, my geography teacher accused me of plagiarism when i didn't.1700 words, on continental drift. He said that i couldn't write that well, the langauage was too complicated, and that he wouldn't be able to write like that. He consulted my english teachers(hate them). Lucky my parents believed me, but they didn't make too much of a fuss.

MORAL : BE GEEKY. BULLIES WON'T BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU ANYMORE. YES, THATS TRUE.

1700 words of continental drift? Woo, that must of been an awsome weekend.

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`nah ya didn't.

I got skidmarks on my ass

OMG, does it hurt? ^_^

nope.. I was lucky

but still flew quite a distance ^^

I got elected prom king this tuesday. I didn't feel very happy about it, don't ask me why; people tell me my self-confidence is too low..
By the way, I doubt being prom king over here is as hyped up as it is in the US, where 'we' got it from.

 Quote:Originally posted by Psycho Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`nah ya didn't.

I got skidmarks on my ass


Prove it.

@Beren: that's pretty chill mang, I'm liking that music. The girl does have a really good voice.

 Quote:Originally posted by Milkman Dan Quote:Originally posted by EbbyA happy post.
...and I have never played in a server without bots (Until today...).

Fixed ;)

Ugh, Darn you. Well, you still added two bots a few minutes after...So ha.

i did relay today, i got up at 6:00 am and went to the school at 7:15, but the school was still busted up inside because of the truck thingy, the day was off for everyone else but us, the team just met up in the parking lot and got on the bus to hamilton, where we went to copps colliseum.....[CENSORED]ing longest day ever, left at 5:30 so meh. i was in two races, the first was senior boys, we were in first place at first, but when i handed the baton to the 3rd runner, we fell back 4 places so meh. then the seconds was medly or whatever its called, where its open, and there were different age groups in this race.... my team got first place in my heat, i had to run 300 metres which surprisingly i found out i was pretty good at, because i caught up to the guy in first place and when i handed it off, we got in first place, and then our fourth runner was like a jack of all trades, where he was good at long range and short range running, so we got first place in our heat. for the whole entire thing we got 4th place for time, so meh.....it was pretty fun because me and my friend got really bored, so we snuck into the higher floors where it was restricted, and if we were caught we would be kicked out, it was really cool, cept we had to kinda stay on our stomachs because we had to stay behind the seats, and we crawled for like 400 metres. copps colliseum is big ;)

I just got off work and now I have to go back to close in 2 hours, and I close tomorrow night also, then I get to miss church for work and then close that night too... woohoo....

I'm watching Teenage Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles.

TURTLES COUNT IT UP!

Thanks Swazo, Melba, and Lithium, for taking the time to listen and for the positive feedback. And Condradulations on the election Melba.

 Quote:Originally posted by MelbaI got elected prom king this tuesday. I didn't feel very happy about it, don't ask me why; people tell me my self-confidence is too low..
By the way, I doubt being prom king over here is as hyped up as it is in the US, where 'we' got it from.


Im going to ask why to both of those.

my leg/neck/wrist/finger/back/foot hurts..

Yesterday I played 5 sets of tennis, rode my bike home from the school where fixtures were held which was 4 kilometres away, then I waked from my house to a local metal festival (which had good music, but wouldn't qualify as a real festival) which is 6 kms away and then I had to walk back.

Plus I got really sunburned but I just look really tanned.

I have to start university tomorrow and I REALLY dont want to go...

:(((((

I don't want you to go either :( Hug me.

:O

Dan, you'll get the internet service that you've always wanted!

 Quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah:O

Dan, you'll get the internet service that you've always wanted!

No I won't you fool how many times have I said in my country you dont go live at the University. The campus is like 25 minutes walk from my house and like 5 minutes via bus or car.


:(((( but I still dont want to go I want to stay at home and hang out on IRC and play battlefield 2 for the rest of my life. My new life goal is to become rich super quick so I can move out and live alone and be on my computer forever!!!

 Quote:Originally posted by Milkman DanMy new life goal is to become rich super quick so I can move out to California and live alone and be on my computer forever with the superior American ISPs!!!

My life goal is to do stand up and have a wife and kids... wierd I know

 Quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_ Quote:Originally posted by MelbaI got elected prom king this tuesday. I didn't feel very happy about it, don't ask me why; people tell me my self-confidence is too low..
By the way, I doubt being prom king over here is as hyped up as it is in the US, where 'we' got it from.


Im going to ask why to both of those.


What do you mean 'both'?

to answer 'one' of your questions, it was a decision based on three girls in my class (pluss-minus) who apparently thinks I'm an OK person.
But like I said, it didn't matter. It's not like people think I'm cool or anything just because of that :)

Apparently, I'm a prick.

I'm with you T...except for the stand-up part. I have no idea how I want to support my family.

I GOT HOLIDAY FOR 1WEEK, HAHA BEAT THAT UNEVERSITY SUCKERS!
:D

 Quote:Originally posted by FamineApparently, I'm a prick.

The first stage is acceptance :D

 Quote:Originally posted by ? Quote:Originally posted by FamineApparently, I'm a prick.

The first stage is acceptance :D


I'll just become a bigger one :P

i'm sexy....

You're an emo

yes, i'm a sexy emo, got a problem with that?
^^

you fail at [pink]

LIAR!!

EDITAR ^^

 Quote:Originally posted by dascooi did relay today, i got up at 6:00 am and went to the school at 7:15, but the school was still busted up inside because of the truck thingy, the day was off for everyone else but us, the team just met up in the parking lot and got on the bus to hamilton, where we went to copps colliseum.....[CENSORED]ing longest day ever, left at 5:30 so meh. i was in two races, the first was senior boys, we were in first place at first, but when i handed the baton to the 3rd runner, we fell back 4 places so meh. then the seconds was medly or whatever its called, where its open, and there were different age groups in this race.... my team got first place in my heat, i had to run 300 metres which surprisingly i found out i was pretty good at, because i caught up to the guy in first place and when i handed it off, we got in first place, and then our fourth runner was like a jack of all trades, where he was good at long range and short range running, so we got first place in our heat. for the whole entire thing we got 4th place for time, so meh.....it was pretty fun because me and my friend got really bored, so we snuck into the higher floors where it was restricted, and if we were caught we would be kicked out, it was really cool, cept we had to kinda stay on our stomachs because we had to stay behind the seats, and we crawled for like 400 metres. copps colliseum is big ;)


Besides Copps colliseum being big... Hamilton is one of the biggest [CENSORED]holes in Canada! Good day sir!

 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenI'm watching Teenage Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles.

TURTLES COUNT IT UP!


their my fav!!