You're Addicted to soldat when..

1.) You use a chainsaw on one of your friends and aspect them to respawn.

2.)You think you can live a headshot from a shotgun.

3.)If you go jump off a sky-Scraper and think you will spawn.

Ok theres some of mine...

Now you continue the list :D

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1.195) you actually took your time to read through all these statements - posted by zyxstand

2.20. When you sign your essays in school with your ingame name. - posted by Echo Trail
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1.) When you try to heal yourself from a nearly-fatal leg wound by trampling all over the doctor's medicial supplies

2.) When you try to throw nades at boxes hoping they'll explode instantly.

3.) When you try to M79 Boost your friend.

Rofl..ok i got these

4.)When someone runs faster then you,you yell HAX KICK KIK KIK!

5.)When you go up to somebody and say Where i get ur aimbot???

6.) when you run around saying KICK MAJOR HE NUBBAZZ

1. When you think it's ok to run around with a minigun

2. When your looking for a flame god box

3. When you have a M72 LAW straped to your back

1. Everyday we have a scrim :)

1. When you walk sideways

2. When you hide behind boxes and expect people not to find you

3. When you run around with a knife and keep lying down

When you frollic around like a little school girl because you move faster.

When you try jump, go prone mid-air and land back on your feet, and
When you have soldat in your startup program group.........

Ok, i will continue in the correct order of numbers..

20. When you sign your essays in school with your ingame name.

21. When you write your postal code up as your clantag.

22. When you actually use short-of's in real life, like lol, omg and such.(yeah, i know that one got through, geeks)

23. When you call the headmaster admin and teachers server co-owner.

24. When you get thrown out of school(as I recently did), you're like: "OMFG LMFAO, kicked and banned"

25. When the most important person in your life is Chakra`.

26. When you have to sharpen your pencil, you consider it reloading.

27. When you do sports, you're like: "EFC upper route!"

28. When your average reply is "noob"

29. When it is the only game you can really play on your crappy computer, heheh, but I love it.

30) When you put spammy topics in the wrong section

31. You laugh at -VzX- Silverflame for asking for hacks in :[DS]: R/S Server.

31.)when u got a [CENSORED] holeserver :P (EnEsCe)
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32. When you dont have your own server nor have the skillz to run one.

33. when you make topics that go off topic quickly and onto almost-flaming
34. When you don't finish any homework cause of Soldat XD (yup)

35. When you think a bow is the most powerful weapon ever

36. When you play BF2 and are frustrated because you can't do the superman when you've jumped out of the black hawk.

 Quote:31. You laugh at -VzX- Silverflame for asking for hacks in :[DS]: R/S Server.
Did this really happen? If so, haha.

 Quote:Originally posted by DragonSlayer Quote:31. You laugh at -VzX- Silverflame for asking for hacks in :[DS]: R/S Server.
Did this really happen? If so, haha.

Yes. Indeed. He was asking for hacks all day long, so I referred him to this:

http://m00.laughingllamas.com/fileupload/index.php?act=dl&file=U29sZGF0X0hhQ2tfMS4zLjEucmFy

Yes, indeed, the greatest hack ever. Now before any mod bans me, try it. Use CTRL + ALT + DEL if necessary.


37. When you claim when people dodge your paintball shots they lag.

38.) When someone takes your stuff, and call the police, you said "The EFC high! Get Him!"

39: you start making a soldat related comic..... (or is it just a matter of to much spare time?)

40. If you trip you blame a polybug.

41.) When you get an A+ on a test, and you said "I PWNed the test, and you NOOBs didn't!"
42.) You start killing everyone who wears blue.
43.) You blow your feet off trying to make jets.

 Quote:Originally posted by CrazyKid98041.) When you get an A+ on a test, and you said "I PWNed the test, and you NOOBs didn't!"
42.) You start killing everyone who wears blue.
43.) You blow your feet off trying to make jets.



Holy [CENSORED]! I REALLY said that once! LOL XD

Hell, I even wrote "I pwned this test" on the chalkboard...

Me and my friends call each other noobs all the time. It's pretty commonplace at my school.

44)When your in the restroom and you say /piss

 Quote:
Holy [CENSORED]! I REALLY said that once! LOL XD

Hell, I even wrote "I pwned this test" on the chalkboard...


XD I think you need to start going outside a little more often.

45. When you come on these forums

46) When you patiently await to respawn back into life

47) when you think pens are overpowered
48) when you shout I HATE THIS MAP and/or VOTE NEW MAP while walking into a classroom

49)When you call 911 and tell them Boogie Man is after you.
50)When you step onto a treadmill for the first time and blame it on a connection problem

woot broke 50!!!
51)when you consider yourself a fanboy

52)when u win a fight and go HAHA NUBZ PH3r3 MY HAXXORZ

53) You shoot at people. In real life.

54) You just skipped school to play.

55) When you've been passed out 5 hours and your dreams were about Soldat.

56: you paint your body in a inapropriate colour.....

ELEVENTY) You go to a new school because the old one is full of lamers.

58.
Your favorite new pick-up line is "Hey baby, we can /secret all night long"

59.) When you watch "Friday the 13th" Movies, and when Jason kills someone, you said, "JOO GA KILL BA A BOOGIE MAN LOL!"

60.)When you see a sign saying 'Lobby->' and bring a machinegun and knife with you.

61.) When you join the army, and refuse to wear a helmet because dreadlocks are more your style.

61.)when your walking over a curb, and you try to roll over it(i played soldat along time and tryd that)

62.)when you get a bow and arrow, light the arrow shoot someone and wonder why it didn't explode

63.)when you wonder why holding a bow you don't regenerate when you friend hits you with a rock

64.)when you try to beat someone up, you only move your hands up and down...
then when they hit you, you say "OMFG W|-|3R3 U Gi7 H4X?!?!?"

65.) When you have a "[clan name] 4 Life" tattoo.

66)You use explosives to propel yourself into a wall.

67)You try cutting down a tree with a chainsaw and are astonished to find out that swinging it around wildly while rolling around the ground often leads to a loss of appendages.

68)You think you hear music playing in the sky.

69)You try to find the F1 button on your remote to find the score of a game you're watching.

70)You think that when losing a conflict, suicide seems like a good idea (Mmmm that one sounds a little rough).

71)You watch the history channel and are utterly confused as to why they aren't trying to get the flags.

72)You lose a basketball game and complain that your "W" is broken.

73)You wander into a hospital looking for your relative that is about to give birth and ask the receptionist where the spawn points are.

74)You abandon your parachute while skydiving because it's too slow.

75)You refuse to do anything in another country because you believe you'll "lag like hell."

76)You walk directly towards people thinking that you'll both keep going the way you intended.

A lot of these can be applied to basically any shooter, but there are some nice ones in this thread. I especially like #40.

Edit:God-damnit it seems like every post I make ends up being on a new page.

77.)when your in real war and wonder why they always have "realistic" on...

EDIT:
78.)you wonder why none of your buddys respawn, and you assume they have survival on.

79. You run up to this guy with parkinson tell him to leave game due to lag.
80. When you notice his wheelchair you say, "lol, vehicles r cuhl!"

81: You become SHOCKED when you discover WATER!!!

82: you blame on a weapon mod when you find out that the Spas-12 and barret can shoot Semi-auto.

83: you look at the dead soldier jiggle, and you smile.

84.) You jump off the Empire State Building to test the jets you put on your feet.
85.) The jets don't work, and start hoping realisitc isn't on.

86.)(this is old but it got some laughs back then) If you parents ask you if you want a car for your birthday and you yell "NO VEHICLES!!"
87.)You get booed out of a open mic night cause half of your act is about campers on ctf_kampf

88.)In the middle of a war, you blow yourself to pieces trying to nadejump away from the action.
89.)When you find out people can use custom gosteks in real life!
90.)After successfully making a pair of rocket boots, you realize as you are falling to the earth the fuel doesnt come back.
91.)Your last words after being sniped are "[CENSORED]ING CAMPER NOOBIE HACKER!"
92.)You wonder why your knife doesnt go farther when you hold it behind your head ready to throw longer.
93.)You are shocked to find there is no spawnspark when a baby is born.
94.)You are equally shocked to find grenades can hurt you from a lot farther away.
95.)You wonder why the clip in your mp5 just dissapears when you reload.
96.)Despite your best attempts, you can't use the revolutions hack for unlimited ammo in real life.
97.)You are surprised to find that reallife has female gosteks. :o
98.)Your grenades dont appear on your clip after trampling the boxes.
99.)The emo ones out there keep wondering why they can't just say "/kill" and die.
100.)You blame your homework not being at school on loss of packets.
101.)You keep making up a lot of these addicted to soldat phrases just to get to 100

ONE HUNDRED!

102.) While hiding behind a pillar during a gun fight and the enemy is unloading thier whole AK-74 clip towards your direction, you whisper to your partner "Can you believe nooby these sprayers are?"
103.) You tried to run around with a real Barret and fire it
104.) You cling to your fellow soldier who has critical intel in the middle of a battle and shout out "MEAT SHIELD!!"
105.) You believe all these guns need a nerf because they can all kill in one or two bullets.
106.) You wonder why no one wants to play a "Game" with you. And come to the conclusion that "Nobody wants to get pwned by my M79, pussies!"
107.) You take the time like I did to make some "You're addicted to soldat when..." jokes.
108.) When you enjoy pointing out that making a "You're addicted to soldat when..." jokes makes you addicted to soldat.
109.) When you think you're funny like me and tries to make lame jokes like the previous two statements.
110.) When you think you're really funny like me making a statement about the previous two statements which really isnt related to soldat to make some guy chuckle (and the current statement being which is being typed right now, trying to aviod a cliched joke...making an ass of himself).

(Ok, fine sorry about the last four...I was bored...)

111. when you go to a gun shop and wonder why they're charging for them
112. when you throw a chainsaw and wonder why it does damge
113. when you go to water and wonder why you're floating rather than taking damadge

114: you realise that doing a backflip aint as easy as it looks...

"Backflips?...thats easy!....Yipie-kai-ai-ai-AIE!!!"

115: you'r getting a chainsaw, and start zlising your momma.
116: you'r getting a knife, and start stabbing your poppa.

117. You walk up to Cher suggesting her interface is cracking. Not to mention it's hopelessly out of style.
118. You walk up to Micheal Jackson telling him, that if he wanna get better skills, he should stop being around newbs and join an adult server.
119. You actually make a map that looks like MM(that was really awesome by the way)

120. You have a hidden camera in Michal's house so you can uncovers secrets of the next version.
121. You have learned several foreign languages by playing on overseas servers.
122. You think its a hack when you see someone not firing their deagles simultaneously.
123. You have soldat downloaded on nearly every computer in the school.

 Quote:Originally posted by semagae78.)you wonder why none of your buddys respawn, and you assume they have survival on.

Haha very nice

124. When you take a girl to dance and expect to impress her with your newly learned "/secret" command
125. When you look for the kills/death ratio on the latest exam notes list at school
126. When you've tripped because of a hole in the street, and you yell "FREAKIN' POLYBUG!"
127. When you think renting the movie "Predator" at the video store makes you invisible.
128. When you've hurted your eyebrow and the blood gets to your eye, you think you've grabbed a berseker powerup.
129. When, after the statement above happens, you wonder why punching your mate in the face doesn't kill him instantly.

130. You learn all your dance moves from Soldat.
131. You yell "HAX!!1!" at people who fire bazookas standing up.
132. When you turn around, you hold whatever you were holding in the other hand.
133. You attempt to make "Gummy Soldats".
134. You expect headshots to be effective even if the other person is wearing a helmet.

135. You're tired of polls.

136) Your and stub your toe on something sticking out of the ground. Then your lifeless body goes flying across then neighborhood at incredibly fast speeds.
137) You toss a m79, go stand up against a wall and say "put me though this wall".
138) Your alone in your room with a girl and you press F8 because you wanna remember this.
139) You go over to your enemies house and cannot find them anywhere. So you sit in the middle of the room assuming when they spawn in the middle of the room you will have the upper hand.
140) You hug your best friend with a sniper rifle between you hoping it shoots rapid fire :)
141) You climb a mountain all the way too the top without getting killed and con not the red or the blue flag.
142) Hide form a newborn because he has full ammo, health and nades.
143) You try to easily switch between 2 DEagles and that chain saw strapped to your back

144) When someone throws a knife at your head you shout out 'Nice throw!!!!'

41: YOu spend every day of your life playing Soldat (yes GEEK!!! but don't laugh, I might have found your mums pornsite)

145) when you use soldat forums' search function to find your socks

146) when you ask your mom "Mommy, where do zombie bots come from?"

147.) You think someones foot is just as vulnerable to a knife as their head.

148) Sell your washing machine on eBay just to get more RAM for your computer
149) You rigth click to jet in CS

150) When you think Steyr Augs take 16 shots to kill in real life.

151: you register your copy of soldat.....

152. When this smart guy in you class keep blabbering up about subjects he abviously know nothing about, and you go, "Quit spamming ya freaking starhunter!"

153. When you can actually prone/unprone in one jump, not to mention jumping three times your hight.

154. When your first and emmidiate impression of people is, "Hmm.. he must use hax"

155. When your second thoughts are, "Hmm... were can I get those?"

When you think you can take on a whole city of insurgents with a Ruger 77 Hunting Rifle and a Kabar knife.

157) When you find your self out of weapons so you run down the street with your hands out in fornt of you expecting to find something.

158. when you've played soldat for 875 hours and missed 235 days of school

159.When you cry in pain when soldat forums are down :(

You know you're addicted to Soldat when someone jumps around you say LAG! and try to kick them.

161. When you finally manage to kill 5 people with your barret/nades/knife and run like hell in ctf to cap :D :D :D

 Quote:Originally posted by Meep.29. When it is the only game you can really play on your crappy computer, heheh, but I love it.


Haha it's just like that for me

Good thing Soldat owns everything else.

162: You try to prove that a you can get a multi kill with one shot from the barret without using bots, grenades, secondaries or the bezerk powerup...

163: When you love life because it is Realistic and Survival modes and not normal mode. :p

 Quote:Originally posted by Zegovia162: You try to prove that a you can get a multi kill with one shot from the barret without using bots, grenades, secondaries or the bezerk powerup...


really? thats awesome!!!!!

164. when you actually enjoy r/s than regular ;P (and do better in it too)

165: When somebody steals your bag and escapes up the stairs you go like: EFC UP

 Quote:Originally posted by Echo_Trail152. When this smart guy in you class keep blabbering up about subjects he abviously know nothing about, and you go, "Quit spamming ya freaking starhunter!"

153. When you can actually prone/unprone in one jump, not to mention jumping three times your hight.

154. When your first and emmidiate impression of people is, "Hmm.. he must use hax"

155. When your second thoughts are, "Hmm... were can I get those?"


None of those show signs of addiction :/

166:When your running and somebody runs past and u go "OOI U UFCKING SPEED HAXXA"
167:when u think ur from side on view and 2d
168:When u hide and somebody finds u, u say "EHH YOU HAXED U CANT SEE SENCERY!"

169. When your clothes looks ugly you ask "where do I get mods?"

170:when you say "what the hell are you?" in real life

 Quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-old170:when you say "what the hell are you?" in real life


i dunno bout that one.... maybe..

 Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame Quote:Originally posted by Zegovia162: You try to prove that a you can get a multi kill with one shot from the barret without using bots, grenades, secondaries or the bezerk powerup...


really? thats awesome!!!!!

164. when you actually enjoy r/s than regular ;P (and do better in it too)



I didnt do it if you thought that, but imagine if someone did..... poor fella....

171: you register your copy of soldat for each time a new version comes out.
(that's more like plain stupidity..)

172. u look often behind u to make sure theres no predator coming with a knife.

173.when u go to the army and u ask: what respawn times u have? does it lag a lot in here? : D

174.when u want to put away ur hat u do /takeoff command.

175.when you wonder why earth doesn't lag, its a huge map...

176 - when you make stupidmeaninglesstopics like this...

177 - when you start making a guide for it.. <_<

178 - when you clean up the grammar and typos in the guide being made for Soldat.

 Quote:Originally posted by Ok177 - when you start making a guide for it.. <_<

 Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame
164. when you actually enjoy r/s than regular ;P (and do better in it too)

True for me :/

 Quote:Originally posted by Liber_Lupus Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame
164. when you actually enjoy r/s than regular ;P (and do better in it too)

True for me :/


Yes, well R/S stands for real sexy :o

 Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame Quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-old170:when you say "what the hell are you?" in real life


i dunno bout that one.... maybe..


i gon dun did that. got my ass kicked good to.

than i called him a haxor and left the "server"

 Quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-old Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame Quote:Originally posted by a-4-year-old170:when you say "what the hell are you?" in real life


i dunno bout that one.... maybe..


i gon dun did that. got my ass kicked good to.

than i called him a haxor and left the "server"


lmao!!!!!!!!!

179: you try to steal the flagpole in the schoolyard..... ;)

 Quote:Originally posted by Zegovia179: you try to steal the flagpole in the schoolyard..... ;)

lol, n1

180: When some moron slows down on the road for no apparent reason and you want toss a nade at them and explode on impact.

(sticky please :D)....

ontopic:rofl some of these r halirous...guess waht none of em r mine

 Quote:Originally posted by citA(sticky please :D)....

ontopic:rofl some of these r halirous...guess waht none of em r mine


You could make a top-10 list and post it on the first post on this thread.... ;)

nice idea

181. u want to marry MM. xD

STICKY!!! :P :P

182. when your in r/s and your the last person on your team and the only person left on the opposite team is the "afk" dude. You take your time and when u think u can pull it off, you put 3 nades next to em and at the same time blow em up with your m79 and watch the pieces fly!!! thats an adrenaline rush for anyone :P

183.) When you find 200 reasons that your Addicted to soldat.
184.) You realize that hitting yourself in the head with a box of band-aids doesn't help you.

 Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- SilverflameSTICKY!!! :P :P

182. when your in r/s and your the last person on your team and the only person left on the opposite team is the "afk" dude. You take your time and when u think u can pull it off, you put 3 nades next to em and at the same time blow em up with your m79 and watch the pieces fly!!! thats an adrenaline rush for anyone :P




thats not addicted thats funny :D

When, you dream about it..

186.)
when your homepage is soldat.pl or soldatforums.com :P
tell me if someone else did this...

 Quote:Originally posted by semagae186.)
when your homepage is soldat.pl or soldatforums.com :P
tell me if someone else did this...


One name comes to mind. Chakra.


187. When you think you can bring a chainsaw to infiltrate an army base.

 Quote:Originally posted by Jelly Quote:Originally posted by semagae186.)
when your homepage is soldat.pl or soldatforums.com :P
tell me if someone else did this...


One name comes to mind. Chakra.


187. When you think you can bring a chainsaw to infiltrate an army base.


Rofl serious?

better when you are chakra....no offence or anything

188: you go to a party where everyone is dressed out, you yell
"OMG theyve implented custom gosteks online!!"

189: When you plot the utter domination of the Soldat community, put your plans on paper and seduce other people so you can achieve your goals without resistance.

Lol, when you just get butterflies in your stomach when you think about it. O=)

 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderLol, when you just get butterflies in your stomach when you think about it. O=)


drivenunder that ones 190...

191. when you dont get the sleep you need and play soldat all night!!!! ZZZzzZZzzZZZzZzzZZZ

When you run off with the Governments flags

192. When you quit soldat becuse you think you have a bad day, even if you lie on top of the stats- ALWAYS.

 Quote:Originally posted by DeMonIc189: When you plot the utter domination of the Soldat community, put your plans on paper and seduce other people so you can achieve your goals without resistance.

At your service my lord...

193) You no longer care about the flag, but you still stand by it because then the enemy will come to you.

194 : When you see a person with a minigun, you laugh and say, "That gun sucks!" before getting blown to bits.

195) you actually took your time to read through all these statements
196) you see the american flag at school and wonder when they implemented country flags
197) your eyesight dropped by 1.50 ever since you started playing soldat (not the case with me jicyw)
198) you sit hours in front of the computer on soldatforums.com just trying to come up with new suggestions (woot i got the polls!)
199) you secretly bring your laptop to the bathroom and play all night (again, not the case with me)
200) you continuously prone and unprone in real life over another guy and realize that it's not as fun as on soldat
201) you realize that dodging hk mp5 spray in real life isn't as easy as in soldat
202) you try to reload your dual desert eagles and realize that simultaneous reloading isn't as easy.

WOOT 200

 Quote:183.) When you find 200 reasons that your Addicted to soldat.

You made it official, you're an addict of Soldat.

203.) When you go outside, you think, "Where's the weapon menu?"
204.) You try to find a Tab key in your neighbor's bushes.

205. You wonder why they put your state's flag and your country's flag right next to each other for an easy cap, but make flags unmovable.

206) you think you can jump onto your roof (without the use of jet-boots)
207) you wonder why there aren't many floating polygons in real life
208) when it turns dark, you go and hide in a bush, thinking your in ctf_equinox

209) When the first thing you do is go on the forums when you get your internet back that's been gone for 5 months.

 Quote:Originally posted by DT209) When the first thing you do is go on the forums when you get your internet back that's been gone for 5 months.


its true...its true...

210)when your mother asks you to change your clothes and you say "nah i like this gostek"
211)when your in the shower and you say "[CENSORED] map!!! rain affect! [CENSORED]!"
212)when you're playing soldat and when you get shot(ingame) you act like your've really been shot
213)when your brother piss's you off so you go grad a sniper and blow his head off then wonder "i never knew this was R/S"
214)you go to a graveyard and shout "YES FINALY MM PUT TOMBSTONES IN"
215)when you go to a grave yard and say to your self "true soldat vetriens"

Eh, unsure if this has been mentioned or not.

216. You're addicted to Soldat when you've actually noticed someone is missing from the forum.

217. when you start posting things that have said three times before...

 Quote:Originally posted by mike323217. when you start posting things that have said three times before...


thats more like a sign of lazyness of not going through all the pages to make sure that it hasnt...

218.When you've actually done one of the previous 217 subjects.

when u carry a chainsaw with you at all times

When u strangly fall into random cracks in the earth

when u blame every problem in your life by saying it was a bug

When the soldat page is ur hompage and u check it every 11 sec.

When u have sucsesfully made over 200 maps

When everytime someone hits you, u expect a respawning timer and a select weapon screen to pop up

Wow, I think almost all of slayer2s have been said.

225.
when you kill a person, you pee on there corpse and then load a clip of ak into their back.

When you are playing basketball with your friends down at school and someone jumps higher then you, you yell out "Jump Hax."

227. When the wind push you and you say : stupid recoil
228. When you playing basketball, you take the ball and shot in the circle, you miss,
so you say: " stupid movement acc "
229. When you see people not wearing red or blue clothes, and think that it's a Deathmatch map
230. When you wake up and try to switch to knife to kill spawners
231. When you got ill and you say to your mother " virus will be nerfed
in next version "
232. When you see a doctor and say : " just give me a medic box, my hps are low "

 Quote:Originally posted by zyxstand
199) you secretly bring your laptop to the bathroom and play all night (again, not the case with me)


orly? :d

When someone beats you in a race and you call them hackers.

233) When your favorite server is full, so you just keep clicking "Join game" for a half-hour
(Thats me!)

 Quote:Originally posted by -Ghost-233) When your favorite server is full, so you just keep clicking "Join game" for a half-hour
(Thats me!)


me too :o

234.) You have a closet full of weapons and ammos from Soldat.
235.) You actually USE the weapons!
236.) You become number 1 on the FBI blacklist,but instead you thought you won the deathmatch.(It's because you killed a lot of people with the weapons.)
237.) You don't compare SOldat with real-life...You believe that real-life IS Soldat!




Don't let this thread die! KEEP IT GOING! W00x!

1) when you call little kids with waterguns noobs.

2) ya get fired and through a knife at your boss.

3) you minigun surf or nade jump to the 30th floor instead of using the elevator.

4) you call potwholes polybugs.

5) you think headless people are normal

6) you think it is ok to /piss on your enemy

you *secret command* everyone on the street, and when the move away you say "Stay still n00b!"

255.)When you've had it with life,instead of jumping of a building,you say /mercy with a gun or /kill \ /brutalkill.

Offtopic: 255! the number equivalent to -1 (try setting a gun's ammo to -1,heh.)