Heres an example:

"If it bleeds we kill it" FROM

"If it has boobs, we can [CENSORED] it"
"If its food, we can eat it"

"If it bleeds, we'll broadcast it"
This was the Soldat news motto on Soldat Radio. (Chakra announced this for each news bulletin)
I had a laugh last time I heard it. :)

IF ITS PARAMUD WE CAN FLAME IT

If it camps we can rape it

did you get the tickets?

*flexes*

TO THE GUN SHOW!!!!

Actually you just pay at the door and they stamp an AR15 on your hand to show up the next day :D

'If it bleeds, we can breed it.'

Best. Ever. Don't remember where I read it though.

"If it barks, we can eat it"- a sad truth in Asian countries :/

If it meows, we can duct tape it and light it on fire.

I'm asian. Im in an asian country. I DO NOT EAT DOGS.

if she bleeds we can give her a tampon

I've known countries that eaten dogs, which includes South Korea, and..maybe north korea(could be)...and...well, dogs are considered food!!

Edit: I dont sterotype because i used to live in korea....forced to live there for a year :I But then again i think Korea is the only country that eats dogs (at least in asia)

Don't be THAT ignorant, not everyone in Asian countries eat dogs. It's the truth, but don't stereotype, please.

If shes wet we can lick it! :D

if it bleeds, we can f*ck it [then kill it]

this was first debuted in the u13 beta servers about 8 months ago, maybe even more

If it bleeds let it die.

If it's emo, let it bleed.

If it's emo, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

If it's Elmo, baptise him.

If its a mac, burn it

if I talks you stfu

 Quote:Originally posted by papasurf31If it's emo, let it bleed.

lol!!

If it lols, it rofls my wafls

If it reads, we can drill it.


When I say drill I mean to drill as in to test or train I guess.

If it jacks we can depress it??

If it breathes, we can drown it.

If it works, we can Tax it.

If it dies, we will piss on it.

if it bleeds we can make a spinoff

if its text we can read it

if it kills we can bleed it

If it moves I can "hit it".

Heh heh, but can you hit stationary objects?

This is mine from when I would host severs ast randoms times.
"If it bleeds we can hug it!!"

If it posts we can ban it :D

If we have a magnifying glass on a sunny day we can kill it.

if the snow is yellow we can eat it

damn Wyze, is that really a pic of you?

If it respawns you can kill it again!
If it keeps respawning you can't kill it.

"If it bleeds we can host it"
On a selfkill server o_O

If it breeds, stop screwin it

if it posts sex spinoff , it is declared [CENSORED]got

if it camps, nade it

if it = hitman's mom, then /exec TAP THAT.

if it is a sad bear i can cuddle the shiit outta it KEKEEKEE

If it worms, you will miss it.

if were in ur base we can kill ur doodz

If it saws, you can try to run from it.

 Quote:Originally posted by WyzeIf we have a magnifying glass on a sunny day we can kill it.

XD

If it's making sounds, we can listen to it.

If it hibernates, we can put it in a zoo.

if it breaths we can choke it :O

If its 4 we can sent it to its room.

If it needs, we can fulfill it

If it needs, we can disappoint it.

If its a noob, we can hs them.

In Soviet Russia, If it kills it, we bleed.

In Soviet Russia car drives you!

In this world gone mad you wont spank the monkey. The monkey will spank you.

If its a picture of me, I can post it!

if it's stupid, i can say it!

If we say it, they can moderate it :(

damn straight

If it spams, we can kick it.

If it eats, we can starve it.

If it drives, we can crash it.

If it breaks, we can smash it.

If it works, we can charge it.

If it votes, we can poll it.

Yep.

 Quote:Originally posted by bja888If its 4 we can sent it to its room.


relating to childs:

If it's below 12, Michael Jackson can have it.

 Quote:Originally posted by Judge_Man Quote:Originally posted by bja888If its 4 we can sent it to its room.


relating to childs:

If it's below 12, Michael Jackson can have it. rape the bejeebers out of it




fix'd.

lol

if it's jewish, we can't convert it