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The THROW SOMETHING GAME!!!!11
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FragMonkey
April 6, 2006, 4:30 am
OK this is a fun forum game that yuo should all play and it goes like this:

I throw an object at the next person that will post, and then that person says what he does with the object, and throws a different one at the next...

Example::

Post #1
Anonymus User: I throw a pancake

Post #2 I catch the pancake. I eat it quickly and throw flaming chainsaw...

Its like that so I will now start...




I throw a Gillete Mach 5 razor blade shaver thing...

Source
April 6, 2006, 4:34 am
I catch it and shove it up your ass.

I throw a dildo...?

FragMonkey
April 6, 2006, 4:40 am
I catch dildo, shove it up your ass...

I throw a a slice of cheese

peemonkey
April 6, 2006, 4:52 am
I close the door as you two keep putting things in eachother's [CENSORED]s.

Kyklis
April 6, 2006, 5:21 am
I put the door in peemonkey's ass =D.

Koon
April 6, 2006, 5:31 am
I'll ingnore the last two posts.

I catch Fragmokey's cheese layer it with Anthrax, and distribute it at a cheese and wine party. Then I throw a lawn mower. :D

Swarmer
April 6, 2006, 6:19 am
I catch the lawnmower, but it is still running and throws my body parts in all directions.

thekingkitty
April 6, 2006, 6:43 am
i dodged your body parts and threw my copy of maxim

peemonkey
April 6, 2006, 6:49 am
I don't know what that is, so throw a maxim gun's water cooling equipment

vash763
April 6, 2006, 8:43 am
I was nowhere near whatever peemonkey threw so I just dropped an egg on my foot.

Zero72
April 6, 2006, 8:47 am
Completely unrelated to whatever else may be going on, I throw coleslaw balloons at things.

Deleted User
April 6, 2006, 2:16 pm
I catch the ebola baloons or whatever and put my ear inside one of them and give it a good shake.
I throw a bottle of squirrels

Swarmer
April 6, 2006, 2:46 pm
I catch the bottle and quench my thirst with its contents. After this task i casually toss a holocaust over my shoulder.

damnnation
April 6, 2006, 4:52 pm
and i grab it stick it up MY arss and poop it out after 2weeks...
i throw my bathroom

Rhombus
April 6, 2006, 4:59 pm
I catch it... with my teeth, fill it up with water, squeeze it out above a sponge, and throw the sponge at peemonkey

papasurf31
April 6, 2006, 5:01 pm
ignoring Rhombus:

I catch bathroom and press button on automatic bacon dispenser. I throw up.

Liber_Lupus
April 6, 2006, 6:07 pm
Catches the 'up' and makes it go down, and stay there, forever. I throw a FragMonkey.

peemonkey
April 6, 2006, 6:32 pm
I don't manage it catch FragMonkey, but get a bottle of squirrels from psycho, and poor it into a Cup_of_Squirrels

?
April 6, 2006, 7:44 pm
I stand back with a mountain dew and watch yall make fools out of yourselfs....

-VzX- Silverflame
April 6, 2006, 7:50 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by ?I stand back with a mountain dew and watch yall make fools out of yourselfs....


im with u there man!! :D

bja888
April 6, 2006, 7:54 pm
While waiting for peemonkey to throw something I throw a fit.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 6, 2006, 7:57 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by bja888While waiting for peemonkey to throw something I throw a fit.


and i throw it back at u 10x over

bja888
April 6, 2006, 8:32 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by -VzX- Silverflame Quote:Originally posted by bja888While waiting for peemonkey to throw something I throw a fit.


and i throw it back at u 10x over

Silverflame kills jack with is fit of rage and throws a funeral for him :D

Deleted User
April 6, 2006, 8:36 pm
I, using my time flux capacitor, run along the fabric of space and time in order to catch everything that has been previously thrown, thereby creating a paradox of events that collapses the universe as we know it.

In the process of all this, I throw out my hip.

Zero72
April 6, 2006, 8:50 pm
I throw the universe at a small dog.

rabidhamster
April 6, 2006, 8:51 pm
Small dog dies. The end.

Zero72
April 6, 2006, 8:59 pm
God I love a happy ending. :)

rabidhamster
April 6, 2006, 9:03 pm
Me too.

damnnation
April 6, 2006, 9:22 pm
throws a happy ending

peemonkey
April 6, 2006, 9:28 pm
I stab damnnation for throwing [CENSORED] at me

damnnation
April 6, 2006, 10:04 pm
i never throwed anything at you man!!
i throw my blood

FragMonkey
April 6, 2006, 10:40 pm
Well I catch the blood, sacrifice it to a vampire who ends up being the President Bush of the universe and fixes the whole time-flux capacitator incident, thus returning this game to its prior status...

I throw Paris Hilton

Deleted User
April 6, 2006, 11:17 pm
I catch Paris Hilton and shove her up your ass.

I throw a party.

peemonkey
April 7, 2006, 12:22 am
I show up under the alias "Paris Hitlon's Penis". I throw some lead

thekingkitty
April 7, 2006, 3:41 am
i ran away from the lead and started to throw a fit about being called "Paris Hilton's beotch"

Deleted User
April 7, 2006, 5:01 am
I grab the fit shove it up your ass.
Then grab a DR Pepper stand back and shewt u.

Koon
April 7, 2006, 6:03 am
What the hell is up with you people shoving things up everyones asses?!

anyway: I catch jrgp's bullet and throw crate full of cluster nades. (specifically in kingkitty's direction)

thekingkitty
April 7, 2006, 8:39 am
i took the crate and put the clusters back into the box and threw it away, i picked up multiple hammers and threw it at random forumers.

Zero72
April 7, 2006, 9:37 am
While skillfully dodging hammers, I throw some grammar at kitty.

thekingkitty
April 7, 2006, 9:52 am
dodging the grammar attacks i decide to throw myself to anyone who wants me

damnnation
April 7, 2006, 9:55 am
i make a pit full if sharp spikes and stuff for thekingkitty to fall in, he's dead.
i throw a green piano

papasurf31
April 7, 2006, 11:32 am
All your green piano are belong to me. I throw a zergling rush.

Deleted User
April 7, 2006, 11:33 am
i catch the piano, pick the wire out and throw to the nearest person to gorout (sp?(the strangling one)) a person of their choice

Edit: Gah, ninja'd!

damnnation
April 7, 2006, 12:03 pm
i catch the zergling rush and eat it...
i throw a pair of socks

bja888
April 7, 2006, 9:19 pm
Socks hit jack.

Jack falls down.

Hours later jack wakes up...

In a fit of rage, jack throws a hundreds of packing peanuts.

FragMonkey
April 7, 2006, 9:41 pm
I catch the peanuts eat tem, and nearly die because im allergic to them...

I throw a genocide at the next person...


-VzX- Silverflame
April 7, 2006, 9:49 pm
i catch it and throw it before i die
i throw a dud nade with one thats gonna explode

bja888
April 7, 2006, 11:14 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by FragMonkeyI catch the peanuts eat tem, and nearly die because im allergic to them...
Packing peanuts!!!!!

[IMAGE]

rabidhamster
April 7, 2006, 11:49 pm
Everyone realizes that they cannot throw 90% of everything mentioned in the posts above, causing the universe to implode.

papasurf31
April 8, 2006, 12:32 am
I catch the imploding universe and throw a "This topic isn't funny anymore."

Deleted User
April 8, 2006, 1:40 am
I catch the "this topic isn't funny anymore" and shove it up your ass.

I throw down some nice moves.

FragMonkey
April 8, 2006, 2:02 am
I get kicked in the face by your nice moves...

I throw avian flu

Deleted User
April 8, 2006, 2:14 am
I catch the avian flu and give it to you by shoving myself up your ass.

I throw out your pancreas.

thekingkitty
April 8, 2006, 2:33 am
..and shoved it up your ass? oook well i picked up some lost kittens threw them out of my house

Zero72
April 8, 2006, 2:47 am
I catch the kittens and run home with them. In doing so, I forget to throw anything.

Deleted User
April 8, 2006, 2:58 am
I catch the nothing and shove it up your ass. Which is essentially the same as me just shoving my hand up your ass for the hell of it.

I throw Greenland.

frogboy
April 8, 2006, 3:05 am
I [CENSORED]ING KILL Greenland.

I throw a chair. GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!!

bja888
April 8, 2006, 3:31 am
I think Muffin has a fixation for putting things up peoples asses. So much for that soldat sleep-over I was planning....

Zero72
April 8, 2006, 5:26 am
I somehow manage to throw Muffin up his own ass.

thekingkitty
April 8, 2006, 5:42 am
and all was peaceful until i threw a basket of rabies babies

UGK
April 8, 2006, 5:46 am
I caught the rabies infested babies and then ripped their head off and kicked them into the air. I was so happy that I threw a pirate.

damnnation
April 8, 2006, 10:20 am
i catch the pirate, put it on a boat, and then let him sail away...
i throw the pirate's SPOON!

UGK
April 8, 2006, 10:33 am
I catch the spoon and put it in my mouth. Now I punt a basket full of LOLs...

Deleted User
April 8, 2006, 12:35 pm
I catch a basket full of LOLs and kill them in the face. I throw a dancing terrorist

UGK
April 8, 2006, 11:44 pm
I catch the dancing terrorist and beat him in a dance-off. Then, I throw Michal Marcinkowski.

mar77a
April 9, 2006, 12:55 am
I catch him an torture him until he adds bunny ears. Then i throw a pink floyd record

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 1:11 am
I failed to catch the pink floyd record and it landed in the garbage. I throw poland

frogboy
April 9, 2006, 1:48 am
I forget Poland and throw a nuke.

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 2:37 am
i catch the nukeand blow up germany, then i throw anthrax

Zero72
April 9, 2006, 2:45 am
I catch antrhax and die. This renders me unable to throw anything.

nfsjunkie91
April 9, 2006, 4:32 am
I throw anything at someone and then shove it up their ass. BUT WAIT CLICHE? I catch my cliche and throw it.

~AcE~
April 9, 2006, 4:41 am
I dodge the cliche by dipping it in black paint.
I throw a parteh.

Leo Da Lunerfox
April 9, 2006, 5:55 am
I catch the party and had a mildly good time. I throw a Map Maker.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 9, 2006, 8:19 am
i catch mapmaker and realize that i cant make maps
i throw a flaming back of stinky dog [CENSORED]

TheFunktopus
April 9, 2006, 5:08 pm
My back is made out of flaming dog poo :(

I throw a MOSKAU MOSKAU

mar77a
April 9, 2006, 5:42 pm
I catch a MOSKAU MOSKAU and i wonder what it is. The i throw an Internet Explorer

damnnation
April 9, 2006, 6:00 pm
i fail to catch Internet Explorer, and it broke...
i throw Mozilla Firefox...

mar77a
April 9, 2006, 6:08 pm
I catch it and do nothing cause i have IE and it's the same. I throw a soldat bug

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 6:44 pm
I catch the bug and exploit it and brag about my 1337 skills.
I throw a reindeer testicle

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 7:06 pm
I catch the reindeer testicle and shove it up your ass.
I throw an alligator.

Eagles_Arrows
April 9, 2006, 8:48 pm
I catch an alligator and train it to bite Steve Irwin's penis off.

I throw my telephone bills.

Leo Da Lunerfox
April 9, 2006, 9:47 pm
I catch the telephone bills and send men in black suits after you. I throw men in black suits.

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 10:02 pm
I convince Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith to kill each other instead of harming me. Then I throw away my dignity.

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 10:52 pm
I find your didgnity and eat it, then I shove a minigun up your ass, and waste a clip.

FragMonkey
April 9, 2006, 11:08 pm
well seeing as how the above person didnt seem to throw anything, I become horribly depressed and cut my wrists.

I throw hitler's blitzkrieg

thekingkitty
April 9, 2006, 11:30 pm
i didn't catch it because i didnt feel like it, i threw a muffin

Deleted User
April 9, 2006, 11:43 pm
I catch the muffin and use it as a last component in my huge time travel vortex, that I use to go back in time to prevent the birth of Michal Markinkowski on orders from EA games who feels threatened by soldat.
so I throw my assasin knife

-VzX- Silverflame
April 10, 2006, 12:42 am
i catch the assasin knife and use it to pwn in noob servers, i throw soldatforums :)

Deleted User
April 10, 2006, 1:01 am
I catch the forums insert 160% more spam then throw it back.

Deleted User
April 10, 2006, 3:11 am
I catch the forums and see that the Bash Pit now has 160% more posts. And then I shove all the posts up your ass one by one.
I throw the spinning thing in jrgp's avatar.

bja888
April 10, 2006, 3:27 am
Muffin loves ass, therefore muffin gets no ass..

*sits on the floor against the wall and watches people toss things*

Zero72
April 10, 2006, 4:40 am
The spinning thing in jrgp's avatar hits me in the head. I stumble and swear loudly, but am effectively unhurt.

I throw an adolescent elephant.

thekingkitty
April 10, 2006, 4:41 am
*while bja88 is watching me*

I stick jrgp's spinning avatar thing up Muffin's.......MOUTH..then i threw a quarter.

Zero72
April 10, 2006, 4:48 am
I am also hit by the quarter. This confuses me, as I am not sure when it was thrown; it appears that thekingkitty is on another plane of time.

Deleted User
April 10, 2006, 4:49 am
The spinning thing in my avatar is metallica's ninja star.
Anyway I take it back and throw it at all of your necks killing all of you.

*The End*

UGK
April 10, 2006, 5:10 am
OR IS IT THE END? While Michal Marcinkowski protects me from the star, I get up pick up the quarter and go to the arcade. I get this cool bouncy ball and throw it.

thekingkitty
April 10, 2006, 5:12 am
but then it got threw instead and all time broke loose causing hell and madness...i decided to give a THE END

Zero72
April 10, 2006, 6:07 am
Fortunately, the universe has built up an immunity to being destroyed, and is back to normal in seconds.

In celebration, I catch the mid-sized elephant I threw earlier and throw it again.

Deleted User
April 10, 2006, 7:49 am
i run from the mid sized elephant and throw gordon frohman

thekingkitty
April 10, 2006, 7:57 am
i dont want gordon frohman and i demand hilary duff!

Deleted User
April 10, 2006, 12:28 pm
You sick fuk.
I throw napalm.

bja888
April 10, 2006, 12:32 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkitty*while bja88 is watching me*
Be afraid, be very afraid.

a-4-year-old
April 10, 2006, 4:49 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by jrgpYou sick fuk.
I throw napalm.


i press cntr+alt+delete than get on my knees and pray for God to throw this spammed pile of crap into the firey pits of hell.

rabidhamster
April 10, 2006, 5:50 pm
He doesn't throw it.

Topic ends.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 10, 2006, 6:33 pm
*while bja88 is watching me*
i catch the napalm but it almost killed me to catch it so i get pissed off at this topic
i throw hell

nfsjunkie91
April 10, 2006, 7:36 pm
I am rather confuzzled by these different planes of time, catch hell, and watch as the universes explodes and repairs itself. An alarm clock goes off. I throw the alarm clock IN TWO TIME PLANES AT ONCE :O

thekingkitty
April 11, 2006, 3:35 am
THE END

Deleted User
April 11, 2006, 5:16 am
I catch the end and shove it up your ass.
I throw a delicious flamingo.

bja888
April 11, 2006, 7:29 am
The wall grabs me and sucks me into it.

Everyone turns to look and the flamingo hits the ground...

After 30 seconds of silence, the wall throws me out.

Zero72
April 11, 2006, 8:48 am
I attempt to throw a glass of orange juice, but I am offset by the unstable space-time continuum, and I somehow accidentally throw myself.

vash763
April 11, 2006, 9:18 am
I GRAB ZEOR AND HAF MAI WAI W/ HIM LOOLOLOLOLLL

I throw him again (sloppy seconds!)

Swebonny
April 11, 2006, 1:38 pm
I eat up Zero :)
I throw MM (OMFG)"!!

Deleted User
April 11, 2006, 2:51 pm
I love MM's. They taste even better than M&M's. I devour the MM and allow it to pass through my nineteen stomachs. I realize nothing is better than my digestion system so I conclude that I need nothing else. I rip open my torso and throw away the 'unnecessary' organs.

thekingkitty
April 11, 2006, 2:54 pm
i walk away from the flying organs, i throw a RoCk LoBsTeRaaaa!

-VzX- Silverflame
April 11, 2006, 4:01 pm
i dont know how i caught the RoCk LoBsTeRaaaa 0_0 but i managed to
i threw my baseball bat with spikes toward Swazo since he ate MM :(

Eagles_Arrows
April 11, 2006, 4:47 pm
I am a bodyguard for Swazo, but I was taking a dump as the bat hits Swazo, and he dies.
I throw a lightsaber.

Deleted User
April 11, 2006, 5:06 pm
I catch the lightsaber, but I grab the wrong end and my hand fall off. in a desperate attempt to kill a seagull, I throw my hand

thekingkitty
April 11, 2006, 11:57 pm
i catch your hand and i throw a metal hand

Deleted User
April 12, 2006, 3:53 am
I use the metal hand to complete my new cyborg body that was built by gypsies who found my corpse. I throw tamberines and plasma cannons everywhere.

Zero72
April 12, 2006, 9:18 am
I feel violated and eaten -- this is because I was violated and then eaten. Since I am very unhealthy, I cause Swebonny to throw my half-digested self up all over the place violently while tambourines and plasma cannons are already flying everywhere.

FragMonkey
April 13, 2006, 9:30 pm
Your half-digested self hits me in the face and shields me from a tambourine and plasma cannon that were heading towards me. They end up crashing into each other causing a MASSIVE warp explosion thing that resurrects jesus. I throw jesus...

Deleted User
April 13, 2006, 9:50 pm
Instead of catching Jesus I leap up anime style and crucify him in mid air. Then I land with one knee down as the camera gets a close up of my face and the screaming figure of Jesus on the cross falls to the ground behind me, causing a huge crater for no apparent reason at all.

I throw a Bar Mitzvah.

Koon
April 13, 2006, 11:37 pm
is that possible? er, i catch the bar mitzvah and throw an insult back at Swazo

thekingkitty
April 14, 2006, 1:07 am
unfortunately i was caught in the insult, thinking it the insult was for me, i ran away crying. I didnt want to throw anything.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 14, 2006, 9:12 pm
i catch a birthday and hug it since mines coming up
i take all 21 candles, light them up, put them in my barret, and "throw" them at koon (CATCH THAT!!!!)


offtopic: YAY 1ST POST ON PAGE 7!!!

thekingkitty
April 14, 2006, 9:23 pm
I unfortunately got caught in the crossfire and died from a slow burning death. I throw my burnt body.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 14, 2006, 9:41 pm
i catch google, push it in muffins ass, put him in my barret and shoot it at kingkittys corpse.
i throw lycos!

Deleted User
April 15, 2006, 3:50 am
I catch lycos and throw adobe.

ps keep on posting, make this thread live forever.

-VzX- Silverflame
April 15, 2006, 8:30 am
i catch adobe and use it since i needed the update very much..
i throw the letter T

Zero72
April 15, 2006, 10:20 am
I catch the letter T, then use it in conjunction with mysterious dark arts to summon forth a parallel Mr. T from an alternate universe. I throw him.

TheFunktopus
April 15, 2006, 10:47 am
I catch Mr. T and get pitied. I throw a PAPER SHURIKEN.

thekingkitty
April 15, 2006, 1:06 pm
I uh..catch it i guess, i throw yo ma ma

-VzX- Silverflame
April 16, 2006, 12:36 pm
i catch yo mama and fuse her with mr T forming
Ms T, i throw her with flaming letter T's

Deleted User
April 16, 2006, 2:29 pm
I eat the t. Grap an hk and kill you all and have time left for watching the simpsons.

Deleted User
April 16, 2006, 2:52 pm
I catch the simpsons and peel of their skin and poke out their eyeballs, just for gags.
I activate and throw a proximity mine.

Deleted User
April 16, 2006, 5:04 pm
I catch it before it exploads and throw it back at you along with 5 swords.
They make you headless while the mine makes you into dust. Now the floor bites the dust!

FragMonkey
April 17, 2006, 3:32 am
The dust that the floor bit was actually Jesus's ashes... the Jews get pisse4d at the floor so i toss one

Deleted User
April 20, 2006, 4:47 am
I throw you at a stack of knives.

Deleted User
April 20, 2006, 6:43 am
I climb up my own ass and dissappear.
Somehow.

Deleted User
April 25, 2006, 6:10 am
I find you, make you reapear and throw a fridge...

Deleted User
April 25, 2006, 6:25 am
i catch the fridge and use it to create my new invention
the anti-microwave machine! and i throw that

thekingkitty
April 25, 2006, 8:44 am
well i caught it and throw an anti anti-microwave orgasm machine which is uncatchable..

Deleted User
April 25, 2006, 12:06 pm
i throw nails!

BooBoo McBad
April 27, 2006, 8:18 pm
I catch the nails and eat them for breakfast, and it did NOT hurt.

I was going to eat the bowl too, but I was full. I throw that away with some soggy cornflakes inside because Tony is the worst cereal character without a doubt, and soggy cornflakes suck too.

Hell, I piss on the soggy cornflakes, they're soggy anyways, and I pour oil on that and then light it on fire with a simple huff, eating nails makes you get super powers like that. Anyways

NEXT PERSON GETS A BOWL OF BURNING URINE SMELLING SOGGY CORNFLAKES!!!!!HUZAAA!

bja888
April 27, 2006, 8:31 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyorgasm machine which is uncatchable..


Dildo with lube on it?

a-4-year-old
April 27, 2006, 10:48 pm
you win