Happy easter everyone, and in the spirit of the moment, people on #soldat.forums have decided to do a easter play for you all.
THE ACTORS:
undisclosed name - Satan
undisclosed name2 - Jesus
kingkitty (inactivekitty) - EASTERkitty
tuben - tuben
NOTE:some of the actors do not want to be known by the public (shy) so their real nicks are being censored.Don't try to guess who they are, you guessers
<disclosed name> http://www.mjmetts.com/john/archives/dead%20rabbit.jpg
<tuben> hm
<tuben> nice pics...
<inactivekitty> :/
* You are now known as EASTERkitty
<EASTERkitty> waazzz up
<EASTERkitty> i'm the easter kitty
<tuben> nice
<EASTERkitty> i came to give you all treats!
<tuben> even nicer
<disclosed name> I CAME
<disclosed name2> he's giving out SEAMEN CANDY
* EASTERkitty gives everyone a nice treat
<tuben> ty
<disclosed name> he
<disclosed name> 's spreading love
<disclosed name> all over me
<tuben> hm sounds bad
* EASTERkitty spreads more love over disclosed name
<disclosed name> huurrggnuurrr
* disclosed name2 is now known as Jesus`
<EASTERkitty> holy crap jesus!
* Jesus` resserects
* disclosed name is now known as Satan`
* EASTERkitty gets his drums
<Jesus`> sup satan`
<Satan`> supp dude
<EASTERkitty> holy crap satan!
<Satan`> no hard feelings, right?
* EASTERkitty gets his pepper spray
<tuben> :P
<Jesus`> right bro
<Jesus`> I AM A BIG [CENSORED]
<Satan`> high five
<Jesus`> lolo I wanked with that hand
<tuben> haha
<EASTERkitty> mmm
<tuben> damn i can really see jesus say that
<Satan`> you may have wanked into that hand but i wanked hitler off with my hand
<tuben> hm
<Jesus`> we're even
<Jesus`> wait you wanked another man
<Jesus`> does this make you [CENSORED]
<Satan`> no
<Satan`> only if i enjoyed ut
<Satan`> it**
<Satan`> it was alright... not great though
<EASTERkitty> mmm how do i log in this chat
<Jesus`> why did you do it
<Satan`> dare
<Jesus`> oh
<EASTERkitty> meow
<Satan`> god was all like "no way you couldnt you pussy"
<Satan`> and i was all "watch me"
<Satan`> and then god said "lets race!"
<tuben> heh
<Satan`> so god was jacking off while i did hitler
<Jesus`> I see
<Jesus`> why wasn't I invited >:(
<EASTERkitty> meow?
<Satan`> you were there... just sleeping
<Satan`> we did it in your room
<EASTERkitty> jesus has a room?
<Jesus`> oh so that's what the stuff on the window is
<Satan`> nono that wasnt it
<Jesus`> oh
<EASTERkitty> HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
<Satan`> you know that glass of water you keep next to your bed
<Jesus`> what's the stuff on the window then
<Jesus`> yeah
<Satan`> umm don't use it
<Satan`> window was just mayonaise
<Jesus`> too late I drank it this morning
<Jesus`> and boy did it taste good
<Jesus`> what did you do to the water?
<Satan`> hitler had pineapple juice before
<Jesus`> hitler likes pineapple juice??
<Satan`> of course
THE END
THE ACTORS:
undisclosed name - Satan
undisclosed name2 - Jesus
kingkitty (inactivekitty) - EASTERkitty
tuben - tuben
NOTE:some of the actors do not want to be known by the public (shy) so their real nicks are being censored.Don't try to guess who they are, you guessers
<disclosed name> http://www.mjmetts.com/john/archives/dead%20rabbit.jpg
<tuben> hm
<tuben> nice pics...
<inactivekitty> :/
* You are now known as EASTERkitty
<EASTERkitty> waazzz up
<EASTERkitty> i'm the easter kitty
<tuben> nice
<EASTERkitty> i came to give you all treats!
<tuben> even nicer
<disclosed name> I CAME
<disclosed name2> he's giving out SEAMEN CANDY
* EASTERkitty gives everyone a nice treat
<tuben> ty
<disclosed name> he
<disclosed name> 's spreading love
<disclosed name> all over me
<tuben> hm sounds bad
* EASTERkitty spreads more love over disclosed name
<disclosed name> huurrggnuurrr
* disclosed name2 is now known as Jesus`
<EASTERkitty> holy crap jesus!
* Jesus` resserects
* disclosed name is now known as Satan`
* EASTERkitty gets his drums
<Jesus`> sup satan`
<Satan`> supp dude
<EASTERkitty> holy crap satan!
<Satan`> no hard feelings, right?
* EASTERkitty gets his pepper spray
<tuben> :P
<Jesus`> right bro
<Jesus`> I AM A BIG [CENSORED]
<Satan`> high five
<Jesus`> lolo I wanked with that hand
<tuben> haha
<EASTERkitty> mmm
<tuben> damn i can really see jesus say that
<Satan`> you may have wanked into that hand but i wanked hitler off with my hand
<tuben> hm
<Jesus`> we're even
<Jesus`> wait you wanked another man
<Jesus`> does this make you [CENSORED]
<Satan`> no
<Satan`> only if i enjoyed ut
<Satan`> it**
<Satan`> it was alright... not great though
<EASTERkitty> mmm how do i log in this chat
<Jesus`> why did you do it
<Satan`> dare
<Jesus`> oh
<EASTERkitty> meow
<Satan`> god was all like "no way you couldnt you pussy"
<Satan`> and i was all "watch me"
<Satan`> and then god said "lets race!"
<tuben> heh
<Satan`> so god was jacking off while i did hitler
<Jesus`> I see
<Jesus`> why wasn't I invited >:(
<EASTERkitty> meow?
<Satan`> you were there... just sleeping
<Satan`> we did it in your room
<EASTERkitty> jesus has a room?
<Jesus`> oh so that's what the stuff on the window is
<Satan`> nono that wasnt it
<Jesus`> oh
<EASTERkitty> HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
<Satan`> you know that glass of water you keep next to your bed
<Jesus`> what's the stuff on the window then
<Jesus`> yeah
<Satan`> umm don't use it
<Satan`> window was just mayonaise
<Jesus`> too late I drank it this morning
<Jesus`> and boy did it taste good
<Jesus`> what did you do to the water?
<Satan`> hitler had pineapple juice before
<Jesus`> hitler likes pineapple juice??
<Satan`> of course
THE END