This is the clash of the gods the reason.. earth is here.. and im not here.. at the moment.. chilling at mt olypmious.. with ZUES>>>!!
THe power of the gods was started.. with.. the worst smell.. now lets evolve.. and boom god..
anyways.. my story starts in a little town full of perverted old men named josh.. ... And they all.. could breath anything in even water.. there speciatly was floating in water very well... .and i know they knew they could fly but never tried.. anyways one day they all fused to one man.. his name was JOSHUA>>> aka.. ZUES and then there was the united states they where stijll making nukes in that time period and there where all 50 presidents and all 50 states and they all fused to one... Making the coolest god ever... BuDDHA and everyoneslike OMFG AND HE COULD THROW RUSHMORE YES THE WHOLE RUSHMORE with all hte faces of the presidents on it.. they crushed china in one blow..
and they did so.. with the crushing power of there thighs they almost killed zues but zues found out he had a secret power called the jaws of life.. thats where he looks at russia... and they send a poiwerful blast of cold air his way anyways he decided to get rare lamb at the restuarnt.. and they said okay rare.. and they ran it threw a warm room to make it rare i asked for the T BONE STAKE and it was g00den..
as the zues and buddha were battleing for the golden hocky puck.. because hocky was there fav game and they always watchede it on firdays at bills house and one time they both got into a fight and thats why they split up into the united states of america and 50 presidents and the other split up into lots of joshes.. but the fusion happend because venus and the sun where exactly alliend caushing the gravity of peoples shoes to form to a monster and the joshes formed together and so did all 50 presidents ande states because they where spose to work to gether to deafeet the snow shoe monster that was formed... by magnets in the earths core.!
BUT THEY DIDNT KNOWT HE MOSNTER WAAS THERE WITH FERICRCOME TEETH AND A COOL HAIR CUT>>!>>>! it was jelled
anyways.. as JOHSHUA AND BUDDAH WHERE FIGHTING BUDDAH DID A HIGH JUmp grabbing the moon.. and crafted it into his very own shank... when he found the bouth room... he used the internet to find out how to make the best shank ever.. and he crafted it so nicely better than soap goes.. anyways he used his secret technique.. because he knew if he dropped something JOSHUAH likes butts... so.. he droopped some old cheese and thatrs when josh came running RAW BOOTY HE SCREAMED BUDDAH JUMPED VERY HIGH AGAIN>.. did 3 backflips.. threw the shank into joshuahs leg.... caushing massive dammage but the horrible part was... it was infected with AIDS>>> cause. he stabbed a [CENSORED] man before he used the shank on jsouhsha to see if it was sharp little did buddha know it was a [CENSORED] man he killed that just got done doing his daily job at the newspaper stand.. an upright citizen..
the [CENSORED] man name was mandy.. he had a cute smile.. and very soft hands.... he shaved his back and stomach also his legs had a very good complection and a girly looking face... his hair was soft.. and smelled like marshmellows... the glow of his beautiful blue eyes.. where enough to make any man fall for him.... he was born in 1983 and died... 2006.. he will always be remembered as the man who gave zues aka JOUSHAU aids....
anyways.... joushua.. said calm down budduah.. im sorry man.. buddah said yea.. you have aids now.. so they decided to be friends thats when THE SHOE MONSTER SHOWED UP AND... u pper cut both of them with his high heels of deaaaath.... and it hurt.. buddah bad.. but zues was going to die in like 10 years.. so he battled. and battled.. and peed the golden shower of a thousand mongoose on the shoes... it slowed them down but didnt do much tthats when buddah got up... and went to walmart and bought a basket ball and played some b ball with his homies because he needed some practice after a hard game of b ball.. he came back to the fight.. but he was a little dehydrated so he drank some gatoraid.. and got back into the fight...
he punched the shoes.. and they flew into the empire state building... .then.. he punched it again..a nd it blew up the effil tower.. and killed 19 french people... i dont know there names but they will be forgotten anyways..
then.. zues took out his tunderbolt and said buddah BLESS IT.... buddah jumps up... grabs the thunderbolt kisses it.......slides it between his fat rolls on his stomach.. and throws it at the shoe monster... that thing died... and.. joshuauau.. died.... 10 years alter because he got aids.. and buddah became the main god from that time on... and his son came to earth.. his name was little buddha... and he died..... for his people..
the end..!
THe power of the gods was started.. with.. the worst smell.. now lets evolve.. and boom god..
anyways.. my story starts in a little town full of perverted old men named josh.. ... And they all.. could breath anything in even water.. there speciatly was floating in water very well... .and i know they knew they could fly but never tried.. anyways one day they all fused to one man.. his name was JOSHUA>>> aka.. ZUES and then there was the united states they where stijll making nukes in that time period and there where all 50 presidents and all 50 states and they all fused to one... Making the coolest god ever... BuDDHA and everyoneslike OMFG AND HE COULD THROW RUSHMORE YES THE WHOLE RUSHMORE with all hte faces of the presidents on it.. they crushed china in one blow..
and they did so.. with the crushing power of there thighs they almost killed zues but zues found out he had a secret power called the jaws of life.. thats where he looks at russia... and they send a poiwerful blast of cold air his way anyways he decided to get rare lamb at the restuarnt.. and they said okay rare.. and they ran it threw a warm room to make it rare i asked for the T BONE STAKE and it was g00den..
as the zues and buddha were battleing for the golden hocky puck.. because hocky was there fav game and they always watchede it on firdays at bills house and one time they both got into a fight and thats why they split up into the united states of america and 50 presidents and the other split up into lots of joshes.. but the fusion happend because venus and the sun where exactly alliend caushing the gravity of peoples shoes to form to a monster and the joshes formed together and so did all 50 presidents ande states because they where spose to work to gether to deafeet the snow shoe monster that was formed... by magnets in the earths core.!
BUT THEY DIDNT KNOWT HE MOSNTER WAAS THERE WITH FERICRCOME TEETH AND A COOL HAIR CUT>>!>>>! it was jelled
anyways.. as JOHSHUA AND BUDDAH WHERE FIGHTING BUDDAH DID A HIGH JUmp grabbing the moon.. and crafted it into his very own shank... when he found the bouth room... he used the internet to find out how to make the best shank ever.. and he crafted it so nicely better than soap goes.. anyways he used his secret technique.. because he knew if he dropped something JOSHUAH likes butts... so.. he droopped some old cheese and thatrs when josh came running RAW BOOTY HE SCREAMED BUDDAH JUMPED VERY HIGH AGAIN>.. did 3 backflips.. threw the shank into joshuahs leg.... caushing massive dammage but the horrible part was... it was infected with AIDS>>> cause. he stabbed a [CENSORED] man before he used the shank on jsouhsha to see if it was sharp little did buddha know it was a [CENSORED] man he killed that just got done doing his daily job at the newspaper stand.. an upright citizen..
the [CENSORED] man name was mandy.. he had a cute smile.. and very soft hands.... he shaved his back and stomach also his legs had a very good complection and a girly looking face... his hair was soft.. and smelled like marshmellows... the glow of his beautiful blue eyes.. where enough to make any man fall for him.... he was born in 1983 and died... 2006.. he will always be remembered as the man who gave zues aka JOUSHAU aids....
anyways.... joushua.. said calm down budduah.. im sorry man.. buddah said yea.. you have aids now.. so they decided to be friends thats when THE SHOE MONSTER SHOWED UP AND... u pper cut both of them with his high heels of deaaaath.... and it hurt.. buddah bad.. but zues was going to die in like 10 years.. so he battled. and battled.. and peed the golden shower of a thousand mongoose on the shoes... it slowed them down but didnt do much tthats when buddah got up... and went to walmart and bought a basket ball and played some b ball with his homies because he needed some practice after a hard game of b ball.. he came back to the fight.. but he was a little dehydrated so he drank some gatoraid.. and got back into the fight...
he punched the shoes.. and they flew into the empire state building... .then.. he punched it again..a nd it blew up the effil tower.. and killed 19 french people... i dont know there names but they will be forgotten anyways..
then.. zues took out his tunderbolt and said buddah BLESS IT.... buddah jumps up... grabs the thunderbolt kisses it.......slides it between his fat rolls on his stomach.. and throws it at the shoe monster... that thing died... and.. joshuauau.. died.... 10 years alter because he got aids.. and buddah became the main god from that time on... and his son came to earth.. his name was little buddha... and he died..... for his people..
the end..!