i need a girlfriend ^)^ that about sums it up.. im pretty lonely and.. i play lots of video games..

i like lOts of loud crazy music that most of you find annoying and i like to DIGEST FOOD DAILY AND POOP DAILY

i like to eat gummy bears alot... and i like to brush my teeth like crazyyyy banannanas..

lemme see.. i like to draw happy pictures

im goine alot... because im always working so the chances of you seeing me is pretty slim most of the time :(

im going to iraq in AUGUST
ill be gone for almost a year....

the only real good thing about me is if i die... you get 500,000 dollars.. from my insurance :)...

anyways im actually being serious.. :im lonely :(

LOL

EDIT: Oh, your serious...
That sucks man, can't help ya.

thats depressing.. you should try how about your mom/... whats she look like.?

There are plenty of 13 year old emos on deviantart, why don't you hit on a few of them?

cause i turned 19 Now its NOT SAFE! :(

but i can turn to your fat mom fatboy..

i mean frogboy.. Your fat... YOUR EXTREMELY FAT AND JEALOUS OF ME BEING ABLE TO RUN 3 MILES In 18 MINUTES EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AMAZING

your fat! so shutup and eat your candy bar..

condoms?

Birth control pills?

Girls like army guys for some reason, wear fatigues to a bar.

Ditto im in search of a female to hold and pet and feed.

Mayby you all should try some kinda internet site like http://www.eharmony.com.

I'm pretty sure this board isn't the best place for finding women.

Why not I have fallen in love with ebby, my queen :O

wow.... cross man.... wow

do u pet and feed her?

Lmao. Im a girl...

Though I dont do long range relationships.

 Quote:Originally posted by ?Why not I have fallen in love with ebby, my queen :O


she giggled for you! i think it may go somewhere.

 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderLmao. Im a girl...

Though I dont do long range relationships.
OMG ASL?

 Quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carlcause i turned 19 Now its NOT SAFE! :(

but i can turn to your fat mom fatboy..

i mean frogboy.. Your fat... YOUR EXTREMELY FAT AND JEALOUS OF ME BEING ABLE TO RUN 3 MILES In 18 MINUTES EVEN THOUGH THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO AMAZING

your fat! so shutup and eat your candy bar..


pfffft i can run 7 km in 25 minutes, and i'm 14 and not in the army, so hah [CENSORED]! well unless you can run 3 miles in 18 minutes with all of your equipment on, thats pretty......yah.....

btw: emo's are crazy

yea you prick we run with our equipment on...and a freaking rifle

 Quote:Originally posted by AerialAssault Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderLmao. Im a girl...

Though I dont do long range relationships.
OMG ASL?


lol! those good old internet dating days :)

Post a pic carl, we'll tell you what card to play.

gram, get her address, and i'll kidnap and ship her to you. all i ask in return is your .22 and a snakeskin belt.

 Quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carl... frogboy.. Your fat... YOUR EXTREMELY FAT AND JEALOUS OF ME BEING ABLE TO RUN 3 MILES In 18 MINUTES...
Wow, that's fast...

my dogs a grrl, im sure shes hankerin' for a spankerin'

 Quote:Originally posted by ?Why not I have fallen in love with ebby, my queen :O

I can feed myself, and I think...petting myself is weird.
Okay, this is just a weird topic in the first place :P

gram'd pay for a video of you petting yourself methinks

why do you run?

to feel better?

www.sinfest.net

Post/link edited by Chakra, a sinister admin of Soldat Forums.

It doesn't come 'specifically' under the forum rules, but in general, try not to post links to male homosexual porn sites. Don't make me warn ya, alwight son? Good lad.

Wow, hes asking for a banning.

I run 18 miles in 3 secs...

 Quote:Originally posted by Ebby Quote:Originally posted by ?Why not I have fallen in love with ebby, my queen :O

I can feed myself, and I think...petting myself is weird.
Okay, this is just a weird topic in the first place :P

You can't feed youself you order out everynight :P

 Quote:Originally posted by dascoo
pfffft i can run 7 km in 25 minutes, and i'm 14 and not in the army, so hah [CENSORED]! well unless you can run 3 miles in 18 minutes with all of your equipment on, thats pretty......yah.....

btw: emo's are crazy


You know that you're barely running faster than him, even though he has all his gear on, correct?

7 km = 4.35 miles

4.35 miles in 25 minutes = 0.174 miles/minute
3 miles in 18 minutes = 0.166 miles/minute

Edit: This is why I too am lonely :(

Don't be naughty numgun.

Whats all this discussion about how far/fast we can run anyhow... can't you just make women come to you instead?

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist... 4.35 miles in 25 minutes = 0.174 miles/minute
3 miles in 18 minutes = 0.166 miles/minute

Edit: This is why I too am lonely :(
:-P Join the club.

Carl, it just happens. If you try to force it, you will never get anywhere. Everytime I got into closer contact with the opposite sex, it was when I least expected it. Don't be so eager to at last get a girlfriend, just let it flow, surround yourself with girls (like, go out or so) and it will eventually happen :)

damn, 3 miles in 18 minutes, if im lucky i can run one in <18 min :(

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist Quote:Originally posted by dascoo
pfffft i can run 7 km in 25 minutes, and i'm 14 and not in the army, so hah [CENSORED]! well unless you can run 3 miles in 18 minutes with all of your equipment on, thats pretty......yah.....

btw: emo's are crazy


You know that you're barely running faster than him, even though he has all his gear on, correct?

7 km = 4.35 miles

4.35 miles in 25 minutes = 0.174 miles/minute
3 miles in 18 minutes = 0.166 miles/minute

Edit: This is why I too am lonely :(


yah i noticed that after i posted, but was to lazy to edit :( BUT I'M 14

I can do that (without all the stuff Carl carries) and I'm 13, as of this post.

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lol Flab, wtf is that for.

You know damned good and well what that's for.


I'm not lonely :D

 Quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyYou know damned good and well what that's for.


Oh my! I didn't get that untill peemonkey said something...

I'm not going to comment.

 Quote:Originally posted by ? Quote:Originally posted by Ebby Quote:Originally posted by ?Why not I have fallen in love with ebby, my queen :O

I can feed myself, and I think...petting myself is weird.
Okay, this is just a weird topic in the first place :P

You can't feed youself you order out everynight :P

I still have to order it!

Flab your girlfriend is H-O-T-T.

Looks like you and your girlfriend has a healthy sexual relationship, Flab.

*notices the callouses on his hand*

:( Sexual Abuse

http://www.myspace.com/5803152
my myspace :) there are plenty of pictures of me XD

but its boring.. sigh.. people know what i look like duh..

Not a myspace member. Con only view the main one.

You look like a weird guy, like me. In that case, listen to alamo. The moment you stop caring about getting laid it will get the chance.

... those good old high school days :)

Edit: This is my space.... [URL] (has not been updated in like a year)

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`Don't be naughty numgun.

Whats all this discussion about how far/fast we can run anyhow... can't you just make women come to you instead?


Sorry, i just couldnt resist... (im still laughing at my own joke.)
xDDDDD

sry carl, didnt mean that : P

Hey Drivenunder! Finally, i found another girl (like me) that plays Soldat! We should 1 vs 1 sometimes. Theres another girl (named Rachel) who plays too!!!!! (And guys, dont you dare ask me why my name is Drink bloody water) its the only thing i could think of

wtf, pm?

EDIT:
 Quote:Originally posted by aznbl00dI can do that (without all the stuff Carl carries) and I'm 13, as of this post.

you 1992?

lol...

My god.
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Abercrombie and Fitch called. They want you back.

Hey Carl what happened to that one crazy girlfriend you once had?

 Quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carl
im going to iraq in AUGUST
ill be gone for almost a year....


:( awww, well i hope your the first guy who finds and/or kills.....whats that guys name again?

juba the sniper. don't eat sandwiches on top of tanks carl :(

yeah, we want u to return with us when u get back ^_^

im bringing my laptop out there.. so hopefully ic an still speak LK#Q@RLKJREWQLKJ
p
but i want freaking.. girlfriend now :((

a captain just came in here . OMFFGGG she was so hot.. but i came out of the bathroom saying thats not healthy and zipping up my pants...

>_< and i turned to the left and there she was.. I WAS LIKE OMG IM SORRY MAME
omg i feel like an idiot..

but i have gone pee like 13 times today.. cause i drank alot of water so thats why i said thats not healthy..

why not just get a [CENSORED] buddy?

 Quote:Originally posted by dascoowtf, pm?

EDIT:
 Quote:Originally posted by aznbl00dI can do that (without all the stuff Carl carries) and I'm 13, as of this post.

you 1992?


Yes, that is correct. Except I'm 14 now.

 Quote:Originally posted by Camping_Carlim bringing my laptop out there.. so hopefully ic an still speak LK#Q@RLKJREWQLKJ
p
but i want freaking.. girlfriend now :((

a captain just came in here . OMFFGGG she was so hot.. but i came out of the bathroom saying thats not healthy and zipping up my pants...

>_< and i turned to the left and there she was.. I WAS LIKE OMG IM SORRY MAME
omg i feel like an idiot..

but i have gone pee like 13 times today.. cause i drank alot of water so thats why i said thats not healthy..


*hug*

When you right before you die. You will be glad you "made love with your true love" instead of "hard core sex with a [CENSORED]". Stay strong good buddy.


...In the mean time you got an alternative on hand.

i am 1992 2. And i am 14 2.

and i run 100m on 11.8 sec

 Quote:Originally posted by Swarmerlol Flab, wtf is that for.

You're kidding right?

For the poor lonely emo guys.. I think you're spending too much time on this forum, and searching for a girl in this forums doesnt seem very smart. The only girl in the forum that come to my mind is Anna (she made Polyworks).

 Quote:Originally posted by Swebonnyi am 1992 2. And i am 14 2.

and i run 100m on 11.8 sec


:D 10.2 sec

8.2 sec
gg

 Quote:Originally posted by DeMoAnna (she made Polyworks).


A girl made polyworks?!!?? Kick ass!

Yes, girls can use computers these days to. Welcome to the 21st century.

Yes I am aware they use computers...

I thought my girlfriend the basics of object oriented programming online the other night. Just most of the are to scared to try something new.

she is hot ?!

or is she medicore hat ?! i need some love though :( i want to be huggled ^_^

Some advice, dont look for a chik from soldat cuz those women r so [CENSORED]en manly, ITS GROSE... Trust Me, I used to go out with this soldat chik, until onee day I went to her MySpace and fainted, She had HUGE lips, a HUGEEEE nose, and she was all fat and looked like she was about to drool on herself. It was the WORST experience of my life. Dude, go for the preps at the mall with the short mini, and the G string. she looked like this below:

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OMFG!!!!1 *jumps out through a window*
poor ivel, i can imagine how shocked u were... o_O

*image server blocked*

Wow bja you are so cool for blocking images and telling us that you block images in EVERY. [CENSORED]ING. THREAD.

hes a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED] just dont talk to him :-D Just playin

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:O Ebby you told me that photo was just for me!

...love jack

i'd hit it

Don't we all love Photoshop.

yes :D Althought, I didn't make ths pic

 Quote:Originally posted by Drink Bloody Water(And guys, dont you dare ask me why my name is Drink bloody water) its the only thing i could think of
...I didn't think anything of it until you said that.

Flab is a lefty

yea.. that is nasty dude

:( miniskirts dont exist in the x world

OMFG LOL

lol

dat pic is sik

i dont understand polyworks lol

triple post? dude edit button :O the one witht he pencil, it works!

 Quote:Originally posted by ?triple post?

+1

lololo post server bllcokd

id hit it twice.. IN THE BUMMM HOWL

Lol!I'm a girl too :( Can't i get any love? I'll pwn any boy's ass!!!

Ok that is just sad......

another girl omg what do you look like DO YOU look like that other chick that was posted on here cause she looked horrible and gross X ..x

You need a girlfriend? you and me both buddddddddy

blow-up wanda just doesnt do it for me anymore

but real doll hitman's mom does it just fine doesn't it

well.... i cant even have a blow up doll i need a wifey :D

no you don't. you are like 18.

im 19 idiot GOD dont make me call you and threat to phone bone

if you get a wife and she can cook steak i'm totally coming to your house...


(i like my steak med-rare)

i like my steak still cold in the center but charred on the top. OOOoOoOoh yeah. so have your wife cook me some god damn steak too.

Lol, nah i dont like like her. Here's my pic. (And if you don't think this is a real pic [CENSORED] you!!!!) http://amazinglaetitia.free.fr/images/rares/rare251.jpg

I have a friend that's a pro photographer, thats why it look so cool :)

Mmm steak

 Quote:Originally posted by Drink Bloody WaterLol, nah i dont like like her. Here's my pic. (And if you don't think this is a real pic [CENSORED] you!!!!) http://amazinglaetitia.free.fr/images/rares/rare251.jpg

I have a friend that's a pro photographer, thats why it look so cool :)


Yeah right Laetitia Casta ;)

 Quote:Originally posted by Alamo Quote:Originally posted by Drink Bloody WaterLol, nah i dont like like her. Here's my pic. (And if you don't think this is a real pic [CENSORED] you!!!!) http://amazinglaetitia.free.fr/images/rares/rare251.jpg

I have a friend that's a pro photographer, thats why it look so cool :)


Yeah right Laetitia Casta ;)

Hahaha XD That just made me laugh out loud. <3

XD Okay, I'm not sure how to host my REAL pic.. but trust me, i look REALLY good.... if anyone can help me ill put it up.

 Quote:Originally posted by Drink Bloody WaterXD Okay, I'm not sure how to host my REAL pic.. but trust me, i look REALLY good.... if anyone can help me ill put it up.

http://www.imageshack.us/

you can't self-proclaim yourself sexy! that's blasphemy.

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me when IM HAPPPY

I just bought KINGDOM HEARTS 2 OMFG YAY :D

me depressed.. ps2 stopped working

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ARGH MY EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED!!!!
jkin jkin...
How many pplz are outta love these days?

I had to run 5 kilometres (8km=5miles) with my gear on, and I was fasting, and I had to carry my whole team's water supply, and some rock climbing equipment in under 20 mins :(.

And I'm just 13.

Yeesh.... evil topic....

Why waste time on girlfriends when you can spend time in computer labs being a geek and ruling all who challenge you?

Aznblood's bday is close to mine. I thinks.

 Quote:Originally posted by n00bfaceyou can't self-proclaim yourself sexy! that's blasphemy.

Very ture, that why i post all those pictures

t you look creepy..