In this Bash Pit thread,
You may only use haikus,
even when flaming.

Crosshair Haiku

Crosshair is so good

They are greatest with barret

No one is better


courtesy of http://wiki.soldat.nl/Crosshair

very often, the client
aspires to reconcile the
grid figures his/herself.
In order to maintain the integrity of the
numbers, the client coordinator must not
allow....

let's see if anyone's smart enough to notice(or google)...

That's not a haiku.
It's a bad acrostic poem.
You, sir, are the lose.

I enjoy haikus
Insulting haikus even
more, bah whatever

I DONT KNOW WHAT A
HAIKU IS, ALTHOUGH THEY MUST
BE BETTER IN CAPS

I went shooting t'day
Did not wear my damn ear muffs
Now can't hear for [CENSORED]

What the frikkin' crap
I just can't stand haikus, man.
I am out of here.

I don't know how to,
Make up a freakin' Haiku,
Cuz I fail at life.

Will the Bum Weasel
Bring happiness or sorrow?
Time will surely tell

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave.

The one who guesses where this comes from can select a toy first.

Fine, fine, fine; I will
Make a [CENSORED]ing Haiku now
And go home and die

Alamo me me!
Chuck Palahniuk is he
Who bears the Haiku

aznbl00d that was great
what will it be? the little car?
or maybe the doll?

I shall like the doll
Alamo, because I do
Enjoy little girls

A thread of Haikus?
But this is the intraweb!
I must be dreaming.

Making haikus is
easy. You just stop at the
seventeenth sylla

aznbl00d, are you a
pedophile? I think this is
most troubling my friend!

No I cannot be
Because I am of minor
Age myself keke

Alamo's haiku
had too many syllables
little should be two

THREAD DERAILED

Woke up this morning
And noticed I could hear fine
It's good to hear [CENSORED].

Where is my napkin?
Napkin's good for wiping ass.
Napkin has left me.

 Quote:Originally posted by MuffinTHREAD DERAILED


[CENSORED] YEAH

Haikus are stupid
Especially when you don't
Have enough sylla--

Soldats have weapons
We like to shoot each other
While spewing insults

I spam this thread
spam spam spam
you was offended

psycho is so dumb
he knows not how haikus work
[CENSORED]ing retarded

 Quote:Originally posted by MuffinTHREAD DERAILED


You fail at Haikus,
I will derail your mother,
Ha, I just pwned you.

 Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI spam this thread
spam spam spam
you was offended


Hahahahaha
You are the suck [CENSORED]
GTFO lol

In the map maker
There is a polygon tool
It makes triangles

 Quote:Originally posted by aznbl00d Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI spam this thread
spam spam spam
you was offended


Hahahahaha
You are the suck [CENSORED]
GTFO lol


I have to concur
With asianblood on this one
Psycho is a [CENSORED]

I made a Haiku
It was in an airport line
Now I forget it

 Quote:Originally posted by TheFunktopus Quote:Originally posted by aznbl00d Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI spam this thread
spam spam spam
you was offended


Hahahahaha
You are the suck [CENSORED]
GTFO lol


I have to concur
With asianblood on this one
Psycho is a [CENSORED]



oh no
I am censored
I are sad

 Quote:Originally posted by Psycho Quote:Originally posted by TheFunktopus Quote:Originally posted by aznbl00d Quote:Originally posted by PsychoI spam this thread
spam spam spam
you was offended


Hahahahaha
You are the suck [CENSORED]
GTFO lol


I have to concur
With asianblood on this one
Psycho is a [CENSORED]



oh no
I am censored
I are sad


You fail at haikus
You should go read about them
A wiki at least

I realy
dont
give a damn

Haiku usually
have exact syllable count
five or seven per line

Wow, I'm really [CENSORED]
at making up bad haikus.
I should quit right now.

la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la

 Quote:Originally posted by vash763la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la


I must say, that is
Very meaningful, my good friend
Beautiful Haiku

lolol
roflmao
vash writes good haikus

I am very moved.
That was extremely profound.
I must go cry now.

i am a hitman
i kill people for money
i am very rich

this thread is stupid
this threat is very boring
what a waste of time

 Quote:Originally posted by 117i am a hitman
i kill people for money
i am very rich


I am a Hitman
I pick up men in parties
With a green glowstick

I like Fallout Boy
Then Shinjo told me to go
Die in a fire.

Die fire krush kill
Industrial german might
DONNER STURM FEUER

is it just me or,
did half the flamers not know
what a Haiku is?

it is not just you
those retards are very dumb
my haikus don't rhyme

haikus never rhyme
unless someone has much good
vocabulary

oh, thats okay then
i was starting to get worry
i have bad vocab--

so, nice weather eh?
there isnt much to say now,
i will rhyme today!

 Quote:Originally posted by TheFunktopus
I am a Hitman
I pick up men in parties
With a green glowstick

I think you are wrong
It was prob'ly a pink one
'coz Hitman likes men.

I didn't cheat!

Wierd little dots
Dancing in front of my face
Damn faulty exhaust

It is late at night
So soon i will go to sleep
See you, hold on tight...

Oh my god a fat rat
it was very fat
and did an overlarge poop

The poop then transforms
Into a bust of Caeser
Valued at five mil

i take the five mil
and spend it all on soldat
ogm suck up ;)

MM spends it all
making soldat great
release date this fall!

omg a rhyme
i wish i could do that all,
the time...ha.ha.ha

i hit on a girl
In a crappy coffee shop
she was ugly

hahahahaha
your last line is missing a
nother syllable.

I really like toast.
It really is just awesome.
Really really yes.

Toast is really bland.
You need some jelly on it.
Otherwise it's crap.

You are a hitman
Guys hit on you like OM
GWTF [CENSORED]

sha sha sha sha sha
sha sha sha sha sha sha sha
sha sha sha sha sha

vash you suck at life,
you best stay on guard tonight,
watch out for my knife!

A-4-year-old likes
to call his penis "the knife"
he is a pedo

i found a dead cat,
i poked it slowly,
i ran away screaming

Did that cat happen
To be a tabby with stripes?
That was tiger cub.

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyi found a dead cat,
i poked it slowly,
i ran away screaming


You don't even know
what a haiku is, do you?
I [CENSORED]ing hate you.

haiku is a 3 line poem
that was invented by the japs.
Funktopus likes boys.

At least he can write
haikus with proper line lengths
you stupid [CENSORED]tard.

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyhaiku is a 3 line poem
that was invented by the japs.
Funktopus likes boys.


Kingkitty needs help
With very simple Haikus
That a [CENSORED] could write

Ken from "Street Fighter"
Can teach him about haikus
But he's fictional

five sillables here,
then seven silables here,
then five sillables.

silly sillables,
it's really spelled 'syllables'.
silly 4-year-old.

hey hey hey hey hey
haikus are phun hey yay
retarded am me

Bump till heaven comes
We must keep this thread alive
Bashpit heritage

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What are you doing
that's causing all that bumping?
Please stop; it scares me.