So I had to go to work at 10AM.. for some reason I had another sleepless night, so after being awake for around 30 hours I went to work.
It started out with a wierd lady speaking a wierd language, I tried to communicate with her , then some philipino guy came and took her, he told me its not a language, its just pure rambling and she's out of it (he's taking care of her and such).
For around 4 hours I had more work then we usualy have all day long, I just switched on "AUTO MODE" and somehow managed to survive.
Then came another woman, kept calling me "a big man" and asked for charity. <_<
At some point I noticed I'm rambling myself, I wasn't able to speak properly since I was so damn tired, so my clients started making fun of me, having a guessing game on what I've done last night <_<

I managed to survive untill my replcment came in, but allas the printer died just as she came! so I stay for 2 more hours trying to fix the damn thing...

Finaly! I can go back home, I needed some boxes to help my mom move out.
as I was driving back home I noticed a huge pile of boxes laying on the sideway(catrboard) I was so happy, I pulled over, got out and started picking out the good ones.
All of a sudden this HOT chick came to me, with an angry tone and started yelling at me for taking the boxes.
we were at it for 10 minutes when I remembered to asked her if its even hers.
And it wasn't, frustrated and tired as I am I asked her "SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!"
I was so close to killing her at that point, when some guy in a car came in, and pulled over, then she said "ty for passing my time " smiled and got into th car.

I stood there for 5 minutes tryign to figure out wth just happened...
I'm still trying btw..
Anyhow, I got the boxes, got into the car and tried to start it, but it kept making wierd noises, whenever I tried to start it...
I kept trying and trying, then some old guy came to my window and asked me "what r u doing?" I said I'm trying to start my car.
he said "But its already running".. which happened to be true :S
................................................
I tried to come up with a good excuse to my stupidity, as he went along laughing his ass off...
anyhow, as I was driving back home I remembered I need some bread and milk, so I pulled over near a supermarket, went in and searched for the bread, after circuling the whole damn thing for 10 minutes I decided to ask where the hell they put the damn bread.
so one of the guys there told me its on the second floor.. which I happened to miss for some reason..
He told me to go left and there I'll see the stairs... as I went away from him and turned left he started making wierd noises..
anyhow, I didn't find it, got back to him, and told him I couldn't find it , he gave me a wierd face and told me "that's beause you went to the right!!!"
Apperently the wierd noises he made were "I said LEFT, LEFT!!"

Anyhow, got the bread , got the milk, had a nice conversation with a nice lady while I was waiting in line, she gave me some wierd looks..
So I asked her why is she giving me wierd looks, then she turned to me, and I noticed she's talking to her cellphone, appernenly I was having a conversation with myself about how good are those chocolate bars..
anyhow, I paid, got into my car, drove home
FINALY some rest and peace!
I got in, made something to eat, got into my bed, 10 second after I got comfortable I hear a HUGE bang coming from the kitchen, my mom start screaming and all.. "Ofer Ofer come quick! OMG"
So I got up, came to the kitchen and saw the oven door, all over the floor in the shape of thousands of glass pieces.
Appernently she turned on the oven, and a few minutes later the oven door just shattered into thousands of peices for no reason what so ever, and it was in a blast kind of way, the pieces manged to take turns into other rooms <_<
But after the day I had, I didn't even flinch, I just calmly drove her away in her wheel-chair.
Took the broom and started gathering all the peices.
After that I went to sleep, and woke up in the middle of the night..
Wondering about the wierd wierd day I had...

conclusion: sleep before you start your day....

hf

Wow. That was very entertaning to read.

Sounds like one of those days where you meet the divine in human clothing and he decides to play a little game with you just to smile. A very interesting/wierd day indeed. Get some rest man.

Don't worry, whenever I lack enough sleep I get dellusional too.

Lack of sleep has the same effect on the body as alcohol. Not sleeping is the cheapest way to get wasted :D

If you get wasted by not sleeping I feel sorry for you. You have to stay awake for days to feel the good effects anyway..waste of time.

Another day in the life of Ok, the coolest and wierdest israeli on Earth!

Other people need weed to experience stuff like that.

 Quote:had a nice conversation with a nice lady while I was waiting in line, she gave me some wierd looks..
So I asked her why is she giving me wierd looks, then she turned to me, and I noticed she's talking to her cellphone, appernenly I was having a conversation with myself about how good are those chocolate bars..
Don't you just hate that?

yeah i hate when people do that, it is so annoying, hold on one second...

hey! what are we talking about?

Personaly, the part I hated the most was when that hot chick yelled at me...
And how it ended with me trying to start a running car...
God, that was just so wierd... and stupid... and annoying..
She had great breats though.. really great!

mabe that had some part in why she was yelling at you?

wow, that was extremely etertaining. :o

Yeah, I once had a day like that. I had this hude poster project due the next day which I never started for school. I stayed up the whole night, and probably fell asleep on the couch for less than an hour. I woke up and felt like my head and body where about of fall down and my reaction and thinking where like 10x slower. Lol. I fell asleep in alot of my classes that day. My eyes wouldnt stay open.

lol what a day, poor Ok^^

But yeah was entertaining for us ;P

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

I swear, if one more person says that day was entertaining... I'm gonna kill someone!
It was NOT entertaining for me AT ALL!!!!!!!!
Damn bestards!

Wow what a day, I've had days where things didn't go right but never in a nice little series like that, it makes me think of a sitcom or something LOL! I don't think your day was entertaining but it was entertaining to read :)

Looks like the effects of insomnia are really true :O
Anyways, yea, I've had those days of 100% bad luck, trying to put yourself together wondering why the hell this is happening >x|
I want to see a chick like that xD

Oh! And btw, that day was entertaining ;)

What an interesting life you have.

*kills someone*

*dead body falls to the ground*

*eats the dead body*
"For a canibal, every meal is a food fight!"

lol ive done that car start thing before when I was tired as well.

poor ok, nothing goes right for him,










anyone want some of this kosher gum?