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Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 7:40 am
Soldat Snackers!

Hello everyone. Lapis here. I'm posting to bring you advance notice of a new treat that's coming your way.

Imagine, you're walking down the aisle of your favorite store, when BLAM! Right before your eyes is a sparkling new package of confectionary wonder: SOLDAT SNACKERS!

That's right. It's the new treat that's too tough to eat. Featuring no vitamins and minerals, it is guaranteed to give you diabetes in no time flat, or you can eat the bag and catch herpes! It's a two in one deal!

The best part is that they're completely free! No foolin'! Just send 19.95$ to me, Lapis, and I may eventually send you something that may (or may not!) be a package of these wonderful treats!

Now I know you're wondering, hey, did MM support this? And your answer is: YES!! He's completely behind it, he even purchased a package or two himself! With your registration money. That's how good they are!

I am standing by, eager and ready to take your money sell you confectionary goodness. Free of charge!

SO WHY WAIT?

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 7:45 am
Were poodles used killed in the making of this confectionary?

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 7:47 am
Maybe!(or maybe not? who knows!)

Eagles_Arrows
April 23, 2006, 7:56 am
Holy cow, Soldat Snackers! I want a box three boxes!!!

Echo_Trail
April 23, 2006, 8:49 am
Hmm... Lemme think. Allright, I want that get-1-for-the-price-of-2 deal. Good golly, I can't wait.

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 10:22 am
Make Soldat gummie bears and you have a deal, kind sir.

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 10:35 am
omg ive always wanted to get an std from food!

MOFO NOFO
April 23, 2006, 10:39 am
Put in black jelly babies to represent the soldat bug.

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 12:51 pm
I completley understand have no frickin clue what you're talking about.

Deleted User
April 23, 2006, 2:57 pm
I wanna i wanna i wanna!

rabidhamster
April 23, 2006, 4:10 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by MOFO NOFOPut in black jelly babies to represent the soldat bug.

YES!

RabidTreeFrog
April 23, 2006, 5:00 pm
Include some bubblegum with purchase and I'm in.

Alamo
April 23, 2006, 5:07 pm
What the heck is wrong with you?
I think this should go into the Bash Pit...
You should know better Lapis...

a-4-year-old
April 23, 2006, 5:15 pm
lets put more forum code make our posts FUN for all the nice readers on this message board forum!

i thought it would be some shopped pictures of a candy bar :(

bja888
April 23, 2006, 6:20 pm
I only buy food from little girls who come to my door!

Keron Cyst
April 23, 2006, 7:03 pm
Chakra`, make me Hitler! Look at this stuff. :-/

MOFO NOFO
April 23, 2006, 7:10 pm
If you really make this, i'd buy 3 :)

shoover
April 23, 2006, 8:03 pm
I WANT 3!!!!!!!!! SO THAT WAY I CAN FIND OUT THE SECRET INGREDIENT

Raptor
April 24, 2006, 2:48 am
Counter-Strike is a very popular game... and I still can't find it's snackers xD

UGK
April 24, 2006, 4:45 am
Can I have almonds in mine instead of black jelly babies?

vash763
April 24, 2006, 8:01 am
I'll go with the wrappers please.

Zegovia
April 24, 2006, 8:08 am
Dont forget the marshmallows!! (lol)