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Soldat Conspiracy: Tweetie Bird = Lt. Kate?
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Medix
April 28, 2006, 6:20 am
I'm sure everyone here has played in the u13 public ctf server, and I'm also sure some people have also played R/S (Realistic Survival) in the :[DS]: Server or Evo's Server.

Now, in u13 public ctf, does anyone remember Lt. Kate? Yes, the infamous player back in the days of 1.3... the Barretard who believed everyone was a 'noob' and whined all day in u13?

Connect Kate to Tweetie Bird, also female, who plays in R/S servers and is a Rugertard. Now connect: In Realistic, Ruger is a Barret. Barret(Normal) and Ruger(Realistic) both have 1-hit-KO capabilities. Now, you may wonder, HOW DO TWO DIFFERENT GUNS MATCH UP!?!?!

In the transition to 1.3.1, the Barret was given a delay in its firing. This Barret caused a lot of outrage in the Barretard community, and was widely unfavored. A lot of people quit, including zyxstand, who made a big post about how 1.3.1 "Messed up" the Barret. Kate "dissapeared" after 1.3.1 came out, and in the R/S world, we would meet Tweetie Bird.

Think: Barret - 1.3, instant fire. Ruger - always, instant fire.
Barret - 1.3.1, delayed fire. Ruger - always, instant fire.
Barret - ALL, 1-hit-KO. Ruger - Realistic, Headshot-KO (Headshots are VERY common, and it is not abnormal for someone to get 8 headshots in a row per every hitting shot).

So tell me, have YOU seen Kate play u13 a lot recently? Obviously, no. Now R/Sers, have you seen Tweetie Bird whine about "noobs", "sprayers", "camping noobs", and etc.? Connect to Kate. Kate whined about "noobs" too, but didn't whine about sprayers (due to lack of damage in normal mode), and whined about "campers".

The point I make here is this: Tweetie Bird = Lt. Kate

After all this evidence, would you disagree?

The Geologist
April 28, 2006, 6:25 am
Better question - who gives a [CENSORED]?

peemonkey
April 28, 2006, 7:17 am
Better question - who the [CENSORED] are you?

frogboy
April 28, 2006, 7:34 am
I might as well join in and say '[CENSORED]' too.

Swarmer
April 28, 2006, 8:19 am
I think I remember kate. She was annoying.

Peer pressure: [CENSORED]

Soulsnipa
April 28, 2006, 8:34 am
what [CENSORED] word are you saying ...[CENSORED]ers

frogboy
April 28, 2006, 8:45 am
I said kcuf backwards, [CENSORED]head.

Deleted User
April 28, 2006, 8:47 am
anal [CENSORED]

Beren
April 28, 2006, 8:51 am
Interesting theory...though the evidence is hardly rock-hard. Anyway, I appreciated the thread, despite the haters.

peemonkey
April 28, 2006, 8:56 am
Bashpit, rape[CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED]errapidtransit[CENSORED]twat[CENSORED]bird! er, Beren.

peemonkey
April 28, 2006, 8:57 am
the news said "rapidtransit[CENSORED]" so i accidentally typed it :D

MOFO NOFO
April 28, 2006, 8:59 am
What the [CENSORED].

frogboy
April 28, 2006, 9:00 am
 Quote:Originally posted by BerenInteresting theory...though the evidence is hardly rock-hard. Anyway, I appreciated the thread, despite the haters.
[CENSORED] you.

Deleted User
April 28, 2006, 12:14 pm
[CENSORED] [CENSORED]es unless they are [CENSORED] then leave that [CENSORED] the [CENSORED] alone

i <3 the bash pit

Deleted User
April 28, 2006, 12:36 pm
anybody else remeber katie

[CENSORED]

frogboy
April 28, 2006, 12:51 pm
Yeah, what a [CENSORED].

Yukwunhang
April 28, 2006, 1:59 pm
[CENSORED].

BooBoo McBad
April 28, 2006, 2:32 pm
I remember seeing her on and R/S Survival server once, and all the guys would kill her and gang rape her corpse. =)

Krillious
April 28, 2006, 3:42 pm


Edit: crap the filter broke <.<

MOFO NOFO
April 28, 2006, 3:50 pm
extended penis discharge

Mäjsseli
April 28, 2006, 7:10 pm
lol u guys. I do remember someone named katie. But i dont know if she is the sameone.
[CENSORED]

Medix
April 29, 2006, 3:08 am
[CENSORED]

So is everyone using the same word? :O [CENSORED]!

Mäjsseli
April 29, 2006, 8:42 am
Yes. Im using word [CENSORED]

UGK
April 29, 2006, 9:34 am
 Quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyBetter question - who the [CENSORED] are you?


He's Jelly. Yeah, I never thought about that Medix.

Da cHeeSeMaN
April 29, 2006, 10:06 am
wel [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]y [CENSORED] capiche?

nfsjunkie91
April 29, 2006, 1:15 pm
I'm pretty sure I played with Tweety back in 1.3.0 for a long time. Never played a Lt. Kate.

Deleted User
April 30, 2006, 7:49 am
Tweetie should burn in hell.


uFo_Death`
April 30, 2006, 12:57 pm
Kates p=u=s=s=y is green

Deleted User
April 30, 2006, 4:20 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyBetter question - who the [CENSORED] are you?


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Eagles_Arrows
April 30, 2006, 5:05 pm
Soldat Forums - where [CENSORED]s like us come to beat the living daylights out of newbies.

MOFO NOFO
April 30, 2006, 6:18 pm
Oh shut the [CENSORED] up all!

lithium
May 3, 2006, 7:45 pm
oh hey its that jelly guy

kate sucks.h