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Cool Cheat Code to Windows XP
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Swarmer
April 29, 2006, 2:09 am
Try this, it's really cool:

You have to do this pretty fast.

-Hold the Windows Key, then press D.
-Release all keys.
-Hold CTRL and press A.
-Release all keys.
-Press ENTER really fast as many times as you can.

Deleted User
April 29, 2006, 2:12 am
I tore out my windows key with a screwdriver because I kept hitting it on accident and minimizing whatever game I was in.

Deleted User
April 29, 2006, 2:12 am
OMFG

Are you an idiot. I did not even have to try that to know that it would do.

To all, don't do that it opens everything on your desktop at the same time as many times as you push enter.


It will screw up older computers

a-4-year-old
April 29, 2006, 2:22 am
hmmm, mabe this would be a good test...

edit: opened my documents....

wow

Explosives
April 29, 2006, 2:45 am
 Quote:Originally posted by SwarmerTry this, it's really cool:

You have to do this pretty fast.

-Hold the Windows Key, then press D.
-Release all keys.
-Hold CTRL and press A.
-Release all keys.
-Press ENTER really fast as many times as you can.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

rabidhamster
April 29, 2006, 3:59 am
HAXX

A cool thing to do with Word 2000 is look through the tips. So far, I've run across these:
--You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors.
--All your base are belong to us.

The Geologist
April 29, 2006, 4:55 am
What a douche.

MOFO NOFO
April 29, 2006, 5:02 am
lolool i know a better one
press alt ctrl del a few times

vash763
April 29, 2006, 5:08 am
ctrl alt del and a directional arrow flips the screen around.

it's fun at school cause the next class can never figure it out.

bja888
April 29, 2006, 7:08 am
winows key + R
type "cmd"
press enter
press alt + enter
type "dir /c /s"
press enter

you haxor you!!

Unlucky 13
April 29, 2006, 8:22 am
 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamsterHAXX

A cool thing to do with Word 2000 is look through the tips. So far, I've run across these:
--You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors.
--All your base are belong to us.


Don't forget about the one about clothing...

I think it's Checked shirts and striped jeans rarely make a good fashion statement.

paramud
April 29, 2006, 10:40 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by vash763ctrl alt del and a directional arrow flips the screen around.

it's fun at school cause the next class can never figure it out.

Rly?

carnageX
April 30, 2006, 12:01 am
 Quote:Originally posted by vash763ctrl alt del and a directional arrow flips the screen around.

it's fun at school cause the next class can never figure it out.


It's only Alt + Ctrl + (arrow key). Leave out the Delete key ;). And it only works on XP systems.

uFo_Death`
April 30, 2006, 12:26 am
AHhhh i doen that and pressed enter 32 times :( it opened one of my games that takes 512 ram 32 timez

Deleted User
April 30, 2006, 1:19 am
the only thing i have on my desktop is the recycle bin, and if i knew how to get rid of it, then i wouldn't have that either

mar77a
April 30, 2006, 1:40 am
 Quote:Originally posted by bja888winows key + R
type "cmd"
press enter
press alt + enter
type "dir /c /s"
press enter

you haxor you!!


sorrya im argentina ,m nowotn run!1¿

?
April 30, 2006, 2:05 am
PREES ALT EFF4!

frogboy
April 30, 2006, 2:36 am
 Quote:Originally posted by vash763ctrl alt del and a directional arrow flips the screen around.

it's fun at school cause the next class can never figure it out.
It only works for some video cards and only when it's been activated in the drivers. I'm pretty sure Intel, nVidia and ATI's drivers can all make the screen rotate though, because at my school they have Intel "Extreme" Graphics and ban anyone who rotates the screen and leaves it.

robomaeyhem
April 30, 2006, 5:26 am
a really cool hack that makes you 1337

Open up C:\WINDOWS\system32\config and delete the file 'default'
Restart your comp
Your 1337!

bja888
April 30, 2006, 7:23 am
 Quote:Originally posted by SadistAtHeartthe only thing i have on my desktop is the recycle bin, and if i knew how to get rid of it, then i wouldn't have that either

Tansparent icon. Delete text.


KamikazeDuck
April 30, 2006, 8:15 am
 Quote:Tansparent icon. Delete text.

Better still:
right click > arrange icons by > show desktop icons
(click it and they all go, but you can click it again and they're all back; Magic!)

bja888
April 30, 2006, 9:30 am
 Quote:Originally posted by KamikazeDuck Quote:Tansparent icon. Delete text.

Better still:
right click > arrange icons by > show desktop icons
(click it and they all go, but you can click it again and they're all back; Magic!)



[CENSORED]! I have seen that like onece and never used it. You win.

zoldat
April 30, 2006, 12:27 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by bja888 Quote:Originally posted by SadistAtHeartthe only thing i have on my desktop is the recycle bin, and if i knew how to get rid of it, then i wouldn't have that either

Tansparent icon. Delete text.




tweakUI windows powertool

uFo_Death`
April 30, 2006, 12:54 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by zoldat Quote:Originally posted by bja888 Quote:Originally posted by SadistAtHeartthe only thing i have on my desktop is the recycle bin, and if i knew how to get rid of it, then i wouldn't have that either

Tansparent icon. Delete text.




tweakUI windows powertool


Delete Windows.

rabidhamster
April 30, 2006, 2:18 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by KamikazeDuck Quote:Tansparent icon. Delete text.

Better still:
right click > arrange icons by > show desktop icons
(click it and they all go, but you can click it again and they're all back; Magic!)


Why did I never click that?

Alamo
April 30, 2006, 3:08 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by zoldat Quote:Originally posted by bja888 Quote:Originally posted by SadistAtHeartthe only thing i have on my desktop is the recycle bin, and if i knew how to get rid of it, then i wouldn't have that either

Tansparent icon. Delete text.




tweakUI windows powertool


That's how i do it.

MOFO NOFO
April 30, 2006, 3:13 pm
Use unix

numgun
April 30, 2006, 11:16 pm
i know even better:

pull out the electricity cord from the socket and put a fork into it. see what happens ; )
(guaranteed excitement)

bond_james_bond
April 30, 2006, 11:23 pm
How to clean your computer (free up disk space and increase speed):

Step One: Open up the drive where all your computer files are located.

Step Two: Open the folder labeled WINDOWS

Step Three: Carefully analyze the items.

Step Four: Delete it all - ignoring anything Windows throws at you.

Step Five: Enjoy your new, perked up PC!

robomaeyhem
May 1, 2006, 12:36 am
 Quote:Originally posted by robomaeyhema really cool hack that makes you 1337

Open up C:\WINDOWS\system32\config and delete the file 'default'
Restart your comp
Your 1337!

bja888
May 1, 2006, 12:58 am
 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamster Quote:Originally posted by KamikazeDuck Quote:Tansparent icon. Delete text.

Better still:
right click > arrange icons by > show desktop icons
(click it and they all go, but you can click it again and they're all back; Magic!)


Why did I never click that?

Same reason I never saw it.

paramud
May 1, 2006, 2:53 am
 Quote:Originally posted by #8224;PREES ALT EFF4!

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