Well here it is, folks. The fat lady's beltin' out a B flat. The bash pit is eternally doomed! Well rather than wallow in despair until the moment of reckoning, why not make the moment last with...

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ZEOR CIGARS!

That's right! They... aren't poisonous! Mostly. More than most. And they smell like cigars when you smoke them! Oh yes!

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BUY A BILLION OF THEM TODAY AND ENJOY... or don't enjoy... YOUR IMPENDING DOOM! OR THE IMPENDING DOOM OF THE BASH PIT, WHICHEVER.

I'LL TAKE 50

i dont wanna die of lung cancer, can we drink instead?

Zeor Beer failed numerous health inspections.

dont listen to them, that is just their way of saying its good!

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyi dont wanna die of lung cancer, can we drink instead?


You don't inhale cigars...

I want to smoke from a pipe

Yeah ...never quite got the idea of cigars if you're not supposed to inhale 'em. Theres a few tricks to them apparently to, like always keep them burning slow and not to hot, and so on..

*checks age* *pause* *shift eyes towards local Pit Stop store* *walks in* *sees a shelf full of Zeor cigars* *buys a box of


























bandaids*

 Quote:Originally posted by Eagles_Arrows*checks age* *pause* *shift eyes towards local Pit Stop store* *walks in* *sees a shelf full of Zeor cigars* *buys a box of


























condoms*

ogm ,sexx

Zeor, do you ship to argentina?

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittyi dont wanna die of lung cancer, can we drink instead?


You don't inhale cigars...
so what do you do?

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Zeor, do you ship to argentina?YES.*

*False

Mar77a can't get his fill of Zeor cigars :'(

nooooooo

 Quote:Originally posted by AerialAssault
so what do you do?


You just take it in to your mouth...it's about taste and scent, not huffing it like a doobie, or even treating it like a cig. Roll it around in your mouth, enjoy, and release...it's a status/celebration thing, and a big waste of cash most of the time (unless you're rolling in the dough).

 Quote:Originally posted by thekingkittycan we drink instead?
Yay, liver cirrhosis instead.

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist Quote:Originally posted by AerialAssault
so what do you do?


You just take it in to your mouth...it's about taste and scent, not huffing it like a doobie, or even treating it like a cig. Roll it around in your mouth, enjoy, and release...it's a status/celebration thing, and a big waste of cash most of the time (unless you're rolling in the dough).


Celebrating business deals kicks ass...

Do you incourage illegal activities to minors? If yes, I'll take 10.

Do you export to australia? if so ill take a billion!

Yes to all!*

*not really

pfft you lying son of a soccom!

If you don't inhale the smoke when smoking, you'll get cancer in your lips and in your mouth.
So, choose well where you want your cancer!

Um... I like to smoke a cigar every now and then, give me 20.

Does anyone think the Zeor symbol on the cigar looks similar to a swastika?

No.

No

I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE:
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YOU UNCOVERED THE SECRET! THE CIGARS ARE USED TO FUND THE NAZIS! YOU ARE ALL NAZIS

YOU'VE FOILED ME THIS TIME, BUT I'LL BE BACK! *turns into Oprah Winfrey, sprouts giant wings of flame and soars into infinity*

Heil Schicklgruber!