Sort it out.

Sort it out, the best way we know how .... yes, it's a time honoured tradition between men throughout the ages, the ultimate resolution towards ending such traded aspersions. Dueling.


Unfortunately if you're not within travelling distance of one another, you'll have to settle doing it over Soldat.





Rules? you make it up .. no barret or m79? a certain map? survival mode (you're both restored to full health upon a death)? whatever works for you.

And what do you win? also up to you. Can do it pope-pope-vs-chakra style, loser gets a 'pwnd by -' title or something of that ilk, or even honoured banishment from the forums. Hell even for cash ... I once dueled a guy called Wood over in America for 5 bucks. That was fun. Think about it.

Sure someone can step in and offer a server for 2 players and room for a couple of specs around America's way too. I believe you two live close or in that part of town, right? Have to arrange a date too.




Don't get lazy on us either, 'cos we want to see blood you pair of poppadum chopping waffle stealing barstewards.
S'either that or I leave you two to trade loving remarks in numerous threads for the rest of your ipod-beardy lives until one of you steps too far out of line and finds baby photos of the other somewhere on the vast internet, then with the aid of graphical editing hover a picture of Chuck Norris, Jesus, and The Artist Formerly Known as Prince all above the infant, pooing on his head.

What then? Locusts. With beards.

And you don't want that.

You mean I dont get to fight him. DAMMIT!

I offer llsc.us server.

I offer myself as a spectator!

Oh, I wanna spec. =]

There is always a story behind a fight. Tell us the story.

"STORY TIME! STORY TIME! STORY TIME!"

The winner should get to be admin on these forums for the last few days. Any damage the revolution does will be fixed with the new forums. Ville shall be our first victim ;).

It should be a knife battle on the most horrid map you can find. The utter crapness of the map should cause them to have small seizures throughout the game.

Oh, and sign me up for spectator.

Why exactly are they pissed at each other?
Did i miss something funny?

I CALL SPECTATOR!!!!! ANNOUNCE THE SERVER AND TIMER AND LEAVE A SLOT FOR POOR OLD DASCOO YOUR SEXYNESS.

Do they even play?

 Quote:Originally posted by SwarmerDo they even play?


Wow you are 2/2 today. Swarmer for admin!

 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamsterIt should be a knife battle on the most horrid map you can find. The utter crapness of the map should cause them to have small seizures throughout the game.

Oh, and sign me up for spectator.


Lmao.

I should be spectator announcer, u13 allowed me to be an announcer in their server once :) It was awesome....

 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamsterIt should be a knife battle on the most horrid map you can find. The utter crapness of the map should cause them to have small seizures throughout the game.



Ctf_Shism. The bane of the U13 Private.
/weeps at loss of eyesight

Har har...I leave for a few hours and I come back to a fried monitor and this.

To be honest, I had never even thought of playing as a means to sort things out. Not sure if it would even "sort" much of anything, but what the hell, I'm game. This week is pretty busy though...finals, graduation, and family.

So when are you two free ..

now until mid thursday.

but think of the men lost /pissing on bodies?

what do they hate each other for?

whoever said we hate each other

EDIT:

Yes, [CENSORED] geologist that [CENSORED]er is going down. he sucks villes cock, i will retain my crown and fight for the revolution.

Ville, Your NEXT!

 Quote:Originally posted by The Geologist This week is pretty busy though...finals, graduation, and family.


This week would be anything from now until Sunday. After that I'm "free" in the sense I don't have finals or graduation stuff to deal with. As long as it's before May 20th I'm down.

The Winner gets a burrly bear e-hug from me

^ hmmm now im not sure if i want to win

 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipafight for the revolution.
I severely doubt that. Revolutionary people tend not to be complete [CENSORED]ing morons.

I think it should be a map battle, like those stupid rap battles but with maps?

Whoever hosts the server should put a joke WM on to mess them up, like all weapons firing 0 speed M79 shots, so they kill themselves instantly.

Perhaps you should have kept that gem under wraps until said event...you know...to keep it a suprise.

so come on my little toothless finnish clog dancing porn stars, set the alarm for a time and place. Sure ya both know IRC, we got a server, now we just need some suggestions to rules, a time, and a 'prize'.

if i'm awake, then i shall spectate

also note that the max amount of people on the server should be high, and that there should be a password of some sort

 Quote: so come on my little toothless finnish clog dancing porn stars

Funniest thing i've heard all day.

 Quote:and a 'prize'.
*cough*

 Quote:Originally posted by frogboyI severely doubt that. Revolutionary people tend not to be complete [CENSORED]ing morons.


Mao Tze-Tung.

 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipawhoever said we hate each other

EDIT:

Yes, [CENSORED] geologist that [CENSORED]er is going down. he sucks villes cock, i will retain my crown and fight for the revolution.

Ville, Your NEXT!


What about my next. :(

 Quote:Originally posted by frogboy Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipafight for the revolution.
I severely doubt that. Revolutionary people tend not to be complete [CENSORED]ing morons.


Well then you should be proud that im a leader. Do you want a duel too?

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`so come on my little toothless finnish clog dancing porn stars, set the alarm for a time and place. Sure ya both know IRC, we got a server, now we just need some suggestions to rules, a time, and a 'prize'.


>:(

 Quote:Originally posted by Ville Mk.2 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipawhoever said we hate each other

EDIT:

Yes, [CENSORED] geologist that [CENSORED]er is going down. he sucks villes cock, i will retain my crown and fight for the revolution.

Ville, Your NEXT!


What about my next. :(


He is in your behind.

be careful or ill shoot you in the back

Time: Anytime in the evenings...I'm in Mountain time.
Where: Chak, you have a server, let's use it.
Rules: No barret/m79, best two out of three matches..realistic?...still thinking of other rules.
Prize: 'eh...still thinking. Not really sure what I want, if anything. I'll go with the e-bear hug unless someone puts up something better.

Geo you and your beard can will get a e-hug from me anyway :D

20 bucks on soulsnipa!!!1 i see he is REALLY willing to kill geologist : D

btw, post a screenie on results

Well good fight and remeber to use boarding butt protection baboon gear dont want any people hurt.

Real men duel with m79s.

lies :D

Geo, i already offered llsc.us server.

Thank you :D Works good for me.

Alright. Thursday night. Tell us the time and time zone, and step on into #soldat.forums at that time. Alternatively use msn. Whatever floats your boat. Think up rules and [CENSORED] between now and then...

title editing time

Fawk...you want rules? I'll give you rules:
*Best 2 out of 3
*No barret
*Specs pic three maps, preferably good maps (not ones that make eyes bleed)
*Prizes? Aside from the offered bearhug, I don't care. Is it about winning a prize, or blowing [CENSORED] up? I'll take the latter.

Let's get it done. I'm on Mountain Time (GMT -6), and I'd prefer a match somewhere around 8-9 pm. Gives me tme time to focus on real life and get done with a final, possibly two.

well if we are really going through with this i got some good ideas to make it a fun event. First I need to download mapmaker and soldat again :P

Heh heh..if you make a map, consider a flag pole. No guns for that round, just fists...it'd be awesome.

ROUND 1:

Western Duel

Weapons Mod:

Cowboy Pistol:
1 Shot, 100% damage, Straight Shot

Rules:
Only 1 Shot may be fired (doh)
Start in Center of Map
Walk out to crates
Turn Around and on 1 , 2 , Draw a shot is fired. Whoever dies first obviously loses. Crates may be used for protection however no moving (ducking) is allowed.

Map:

[IMAGE]

Put on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly theme music by Ennio Morricone for extra dramatic effect, I know I will when I'm spectating.

Idnono if it would be considered fair but my map inf_lowdown, or ctf_lowdown, would playout for an interest ctf duel experience for round 2. Check it out and let me know, idono give me some more ideas.


And by the way I like how u had that last.fm signature with the good,the bad, the ugly song in it.

lol.

Make Round 2 a Boogieman battle on inf_Sprout. First to reach 100 pts. wins :-D

Or get a reverse ctf map, with the two of you against each other, and add like 19 boogie men to each team. Zombie wars!

Winner gets custom Soldat Mod from me.

lol, play 1 vs. 1 Rambomatch.

dono if i can do it unless its later...ill let you know

:0
Add some 'distractions' in a knife match and all will be determined (two dumbarse forumers who intentionally get in the way of shots):D

heh i guess my presense wasnt really missed. some other time i guess.

 Quote:Originally posted by Captain Ben:0
Add some 'distractions' in a knife match and all will be determined (two dumbarse forumers who intentionally get in the way of shots):D


I'm a dumbass forumer!

I asked around a few hours prior and got the impression from your fanboy Vigg that you didn't want to do it tonight...which worked just fine, because I've been busy finishing up my final project. I'd prefer Sunday, since family is around tomorrow and I graduate saturday.

heh i never talk to vigg

 Quote:Originally posted by Soulsnipaheh i never talk to vigg




HAH!

what.. who.. where?
Bordem had finaly got to you guys...
Remember the last time you made such a racket about duels Chakra?
Do you want to be called someone's property again? HA HA?
Btw, good prize, whoever wins, gets into the other's "Rank" example:
Geo's Rank: Soulsnipa's [CENSORED]
Or something of that sort...

Hmmm...nah. Seems kinda lame and overdramatic. The custom mod seems like a more worthwhile prize than a title, and seeing as how I donated to get my current title...no.

 Quote:Crates may be used for protection however no moving (ducking) is allowed.

:|

Thursday night passed and...

while we wait

http://google.com/trends?q=geologist&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

As we can see, the Geologist's popularity has slowly declined over the past two years.

Edit: you did it wrong psycho

guesss im the underdog.

They should ro-sham-bo to the death.

thought you guys might like this

thought you might not like this
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=hell&word2=heaven

oh and here's another one for you, jesus lover.
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=premarital+sex&word2=abstaining

http://google.com/trends?q=porn%2Cchurch

Porn wins.

http://www.google.com/trends?q=barely+legal%2C+granny+porn&ctab=0&date=all&geo=all Minneapolis prefers teens. Tampa had more granny searches than teens. Also note how the numbers for grannies go up greatly after 2006.

haha i almost pissed myself when i saw that bar shoot up :P

 Quote:Originally posted by n00bfacehttp://www.google.com/trends?q=barely+legal%2C+granny+porn&ctab=0&date=all&geo=all Minneapolis prefers teens. Tampa had more granny searches than teens. Also note how the numbers for grannies go up greatly after 2006.
It's the same with Britain, haha. And Germany, as of 2006.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2329/geovssoul2nc.jpg[/IMG]

I dont know what i was thinking IT JUst popped into my head.. cuase you can snipe any way you want in soldat... and...when he was doing that cool flying trick i was thinking of him saying LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

>_> okay here

DARNIT

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Call+of+duty+2&word2=Battlefield+2

I KNEW IT

OYAH: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=canada&word2=U.S

Geo for the win!

 Quote:Originally posted by dascoohttp://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Call+of+duty+2&word2=Battlefield+2

I KNEW IT

OYAH: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=canada&word2=U.S


you don't even know how to properly abbreviate a country!
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=canada&word2=United+States

I was once a dirty potato
but soap brought me to light

Trends is fun.

Edit: Speaking of which.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22o+rly%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=2005-9

Turns out O RLY started to get popular on September 24, 2005.

I created a trend.. snif, im so proud

yea i think my pictures the best.. and its a trend so im prouder