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Zero72
May 10, 2006, 9:18 am
This is the exciting thread where Soldat Forums members are recreated in The Sims 2 and set loose to act as the game's AI deems fit, with me interacting only where necessary (ordering food, adding things to the home, Demonic picking on Chakra, etc.) Or, you know, maybe to spice things up now and then.

I will soon be creating two more households alongside the existing one.

Currently, we have:

The Marcinkowski household:
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Papasurf, Stalky, Chakra, Demonic, The Geologist, and Dascoo.

Every time I get 7 more people, I will make a new household out of them, I guess.
Here's the list:

DrivenUnder
One Gram (?)
Swarmer
SoulSnipa
Kazuki
SDFilm
Mothafix
---
Captain Ben
wormdundee
Zero72
livingdalife
Swazo
Lapis Lazuli
SadistatHeart
---
Muffin
Zegovia
Liber Lupus
OxSilentxO

If you want to get in on this, here's what I'll need.

Something to go on for appearance: A photo, several photos, an illustration, a good description, something.

An Aspiration - Fortune, Knowledge, Family, Romance (slut / man-slut), Popularity.

Then, divide 25 points up among these categories, from 0 to 10 points in each:

Sloppy/Neat
Shy/Outgoing
Lazy/Active
Serious/Playful
Mean/Nice

And any further requests: Different age groups (child, teen, elder, whatever), clothes, whatever other features within reason.

If you omit any such information, I'll have to guess!

For your convenience, I'll summarize where the current episodes are in this thread.

Marcinkowski household:
Day 1 (part 1): Page 2
Day 1 (part 2): Page 3
Day 2: Page 3
Day 3: Page 5
Day 4: Page 5
Day 5: Page 6
Day 6: Page 6
Day 7: Page 7 (...)
Day 8: Page 7

Chakra`
May 10, 2006, 9:46 am
Oh alright ¬_¬

Guess i'll be picking 'Popularity' and ..

1 sloppy
9 outgoing
6 active
7 playful
2 mean


..there, that should be fun, if I got it right. A playful outgoing popular-wannabe mean twat. Sounds appropriate.

Oh yeah ...and this thing. http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/5606/cowboywokeup9as.jpg

Zero72
May 10, 2006, 10:20 am
 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`Oh alright ¬_¬If you'd rather be left out, that's fine, no biggie -- I just thought it wouldn't quite seem like a complete Soldat Forums household without you, that's all.

Speaking of which, the household will need a last name.

DeMonIc
May 10, 2006, 10:25 am
3 sloppy
7 outgoing
5 active
5 playful
5 mean

That's me. Demonic, totally. Use this picture.

Zero72
May 10, 2006, 11:24 am
Aspiration?

DeMonIc
May 10, 2006, 11:49 am
I'd go by Knowledge.

Deleted User
May 10, 2006, 11:58 am
Popularity

Sloppy/Neat - 7
Shy/Outgoing - 5
Lazy/Active - 3
Serious/Playful - 5
Mean/Nice - 5

Picture

 Quote:Originally posted by Zero72Speaking of which, the household will need a last name.

Marcinkowski

Zero72
May 10, 2006, 12:11 pm
Ok, we'll see how everyone else likes that...

One more thing -- feel free to make other requests about your character. Clothes and all that. In fact, I'd like to have something in mind for clothes.

And after the initial 6 are in, you can toss in benchwarmers in case of an unforseen incident which allows room for someone else.

Deleted User
May 10, 2006, 12:28 pm
Um, black t-shirt and blue jeans.

Deleted User
May 10, 2006, 3:23 pm
Knowledge

Sloppy 1
Outgoing 6
Lazy 5
Playful 6
Nice 7

use this----------> http://i3.tinypic.com/xnswwn.jpg

make me eat sour patches

papasurf31
May 10, 2006, 5:36 pm
Sloppy - 2
Outgoing - 6
Lazy - 2
Playful - 8
Nice - 7

Use the picture on the "Official Forums Pictue" thread.

Marcinkowski is a good house name.

I'll be wearing jeans and a preppy shirt. Black hair.


The Geologist
May 10, 2006, 6:04 pm
Hmm..sounds interesting.

No ones taken Romance yet, even though I'm more of a knowledge guy:

Neat - 3
Outgoing - 7
Active - 4
Serious - 5
Nice -6

Finding a good pic...prolly just one from the Official Topic.

Hmmm...try this

?
May 10, 2006, 6:23 pm
THE JESUS PICTURE!

Swarmer
May 10, 2006, 6:33 pm
I guess I'll be a placeholder.

Family

Sloppy/Neat - 3
Shy/Outgoing - 4
Lazy/Active - 4
Serious/Playful - 6
Mean/Nice - 8

I don't have a pic, so just make a tallish non-ugly Asian guy without glasses or facial hair.

Chakra`
May 10, 2006, 8:58 pm
Hawain shirt'n'jeans for me. I'm a party animal.

Zero72
May 10, 2006, 9:10 pm
Alrighty then. With any luck, I'll have time to get started on this after I get home from work in the morning.

...Hell, who am I kidding? I'll definitely get it started. Not like I've ever gotten to bed "on time."

Deleted User
May 10, 2006, 9:16 pm
Dang, I came to late. Grrr.

a-4-year-old
May 10, 2006, 9:19 pm
ILL BE A PIRATE!

Zero72
May 10, 2006, 9:19 pm
Like I said, you can post placeholders if you want. No promises, though.

Soulsnipa
May 10, 2006, 9:24 pm
lol...im bald, black 300lbs 6'2 doorag and a grill. camo pants and long black shirt.

Chakra`
May 10, 2006, 9:25 pm
 Quote: Also, I might give preference to any females who decide to join.


..and Geo's lookin' for some lurvin', baby.

Zero72
May 11, 2006, 9:58 am
Yeah, Romance in this game is kind of a polite way of saying slut / man-slut. Ok, I'm gonna fire up the game and get to it. I don't think I'll waste TOO much time trying to get all of you perfect, so no complaining, not that I think it'll really matter to most of you.

Edit: That is, I certainly hope you don't mind, because I'm starting to think I SUCK at this.

Edit more: Ok, Chakra's about as freakin' done as he's gonna get.

*looks at clock*

Jimminy hell.

Edit once more: Chakra, Demonic and Stalky are done. G'night.

Deleted User
May 11, 2006, 11:18 am
Mmmk, I wanna see this haha.

Sloppy 2
Outgoing 8
Active 6
Playful 7
Mean 2

Deleted User
May 11, 2006, 12:10 pm
DO dascoo....i wanna see what i look like as a sim.......

papasurf31
May 11, 2006, 3:19 pm
You'll post screen, right?

And You 105% must get Ebby to do this. And MilkmanDan.

The Geologist
May 11, 2006, 3:44 pm
Har har...then I will (hopefully) be a serious mah-[CENSORED].

DeMonIc
May 11, 2006, 5:44 pm
I can already see us making out... why doesn't this game have some 'special' assignable attributes? Like homophobic?

Anyway, I agree: show screens ( and seduce Ebby too :P )

Zero72
May 12, 2006, 11:01 am
I'd love to get Ebby in there, though of course you know where that would eventually lead... plus, I don't have any direct means of contact to her. Dan would be good too. And yeah, Geo, you can expect to probably put the moves on some dudes as well. No way around it that I know of.

I'll post lots and lots of screens once everybody is done. Going back to work presently. I don't care if it's 6 AM.

Deleted User
May 12, 2006, 11:04 am
meh. your probably gonna put me as a boy arent you. >:| lol.

Zero72
May 12, 2006, 11:13 am
...Heck, I forgot you were female. Sorry about that.

Since you were the first female to sign up, I'll put you at the top of the benchwarmers list.

Edit: Or I would, if you would provide me with an Aspiration and something to go on for appearance.

Anyhow, Dascoo, don't be disappointed, because there's barely a thing even close to that hair of yours. :P I'll just give you dreadlocks... that's the closest thing.

Update: Dascoo's reached done-as-done-is-about-to-get status, moving on to... The Geologist, if I recall. I'm gonna give you that suit. Somebody should have a suit.

Edit: My bad, Papasurf first.

Augh, why do you all have to have such difficult hairstyles?

Ham: Papasurf's done, on to Geo.

Sinks: There, the first six are done. I'll do more as they're needed. Tomorrow, I'll chuck these guys into a house and get the ball rolling, with plenty of screenshots, as promised.

MOFO NOFO
May 12, 2006, 1:05 pm
Teen

Sloppy/Neat 5
Shy/Outgoing 2
Lazy/Active 4
Serious/Playful 6
Mean/Nice 8

Aspiration: Wealth

Clothing: Those matrix ones at the end of the full clothing selection

Deleted User
May 12, 2006, 1:44 pm
yayers i'm done....;.

Deleted User
May 12, 2006, 7:56 pm
Ummmmmmm, lets doooooo. Apiration - Love (and NO, I dont mean to be having crazy monkey sex with you guys!) so hmmm. Yeah =]

Lets dooo meee ass.. dark brown hair, white skin(sorta like tan) brown eyes, jeans and a tshirt. =P

(light blue jeans and black tshirt okk? :P OH and I want those cute little beanie hats hehe. :P)

Zero72
May 12, 2006, 10:11 pm
Right now, I'm trying to find a decently large but not too fancy home to move you guys into... I think I've found it. The neighborhood will be Veronaville, for a handful of reasons. I'll have to furnish the place, then actually put the family together, then we'll be rollin'.

vash763
May 12, 2006, 11:58 pm
You should do like The Real World Soldat Forums.

Good idea Zeor.

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 12:53 am
Wasn't quite my idea, but I liked it.

Ok, here goes.

Here you guys are!

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Left to right: Papasurf (probably the worst one), Stalky, Chakra (no Hawaiian shirts, but I tied to keep to the Party Animal thing), Demonic, Geologist, Dascoo.

Here's your house!

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Look at this crap! You guys even get a swimming pool! You're so spoiled!

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Day 1

Just like he would in real life, Chakra immediately turns to Stalky and begins discussing tennis. ...Odd, I thought I had a screenshot of that. Oh well.

Meanwhile, Dascoo decides he wants to tickle The Geologist!
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That just ain't happenin'.
Stalky wants a slice of Geologist pie, too.
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That's not happenin' either.
Stalky isn't deterred quite so easily, though, and immediately rebounds!
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"Can you believe that guy's hair? I mean..."
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"Ha! You're right! How about a hug?" "HELL no, are you some kind of [CENSORED], or what?!"

Check out Demonic's cool Hot Topic sweat shirt.
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Aw, yeah.

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Demonic does not interest Chakra!

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And Chakra HATES THE BLOODY LAWN GNOME.

More hooliganism elapses, after which everybody finally gets inside.
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That's a little more like it.
Dascoo immediately finds the computer. Imagine!
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oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH HOLY LEAPING JESUS HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL IN A ROARING CATACLYSM OF FLAME RUN FOR YOUR FRICKIN' LIVES
...
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I don't believe it.

Meanwhile, some neighbors arrive to greet our misfits, and nobody cares.

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o rly?

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Demonic is making fun of Chakra. In fact, for in-game hours, that's ALL HE DOES. Stands there and roars hysterically about Chakra and some house for some reason.
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It's okay, Chak.

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Dascoo pulled it off too?! Incredible.
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TV DINNER IS SO DELICIOUS UMG GRUMF SNARF SNARF GULP

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Demonic's still picking on Chakra! This just won't stand. I make my first intervention and command Chakra to return the favor.
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Well you know what? [CENSORED] YOU AND YOUR ASTRONAUT.
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Whoa, check out what just landed on your shirt!
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_BONK_
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That's better.

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Geologist talks about the Bash Pit.

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Dude, if they had a Really Sucking at Darts competition, you would TOTALLY win!

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Then everybody tunes into the lastest hit show on the Papasurf's Ass Channel.

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The wheel of karma catches up to Demonic! Enjoy your charcoal!

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What the HELL

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Dascoo somehow prepares mac and cheese without obliterating half of Veronaville in a horrible maelstrom of hellfire! Unreal.

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Stalky's stuck cleaning up after everybody.

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I don't believe this.

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Stalky bombs out just after 8:30. Lightweight.

Meanwhile, the Chakra vs Demonic drama continues, as Demonic blocks Chakra's path to the bathtub and attempts to gross him out!
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OHHHH MAN, CHAKRA, THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A KEEPER, MAN
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But Chakra finds it hysterical. This continues for a while. Demonic leans in Chakra's face and belches a green stink cloud, and Chakra waves it off and laughs.
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Now Chakra, GO TAKE A FREAKIN' BATH

While he's doing that, Demonic heads back downstairs and ohHOLYGOD
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GEOLOGIST DO SOMETHING

I think I've run out of space in this post.

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 1:04 am
cant wait to see how it turns out ^^

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 2:12 am
There we go. I'll conclude day 1 after I get some freaking food. I had no idea this would be this much work.

Chakra`
May 13, 2006, 2:20 am
Hah! hilarious... we're gonna need a fire extinguisher thingy in the kitchen aren't we.

Kazuki
May 13, 2006, 2:26 am
Hahaha! This is great. If it's not too late, Zero, can you add me? Or name some child after me? >_>

Aspiration: Knowledge
Zodiac: Libra
Clothes: Sports-type

7 - Neat
0 - Shy
6 - Active
6 - Playful
6 - Nice

If you haven't seen a picture of me, there should be plenty in the picture thread.

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 2:27 am
Hehe, this is better than I thought :D

?
May 13, 2006, 2:27 am
Hopefully on not too late in this
Romance(yeah i know, but knowledge doesn't keep you warm at night)
Sloppy- 5
Outgoing-5
Lazy-3
Playful-4
Nice-8
http://i1.tinypic.com/xnccph.jpg
Btw i would prefer a nice blue tshirt and some baggy pants for me sim if he gets added

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 2:44 am
I might as well try, although I might be too late.

Aspiration: Romance (as ? said,knowledge doesn't keep you warm at night)
Clothes: Jeans, with a t-shirt or hoddy thats dark blue or black.
Look: dark brown hair, blue eyes, sort off like Stalky but maybe with chakra beard (not too long).

Sloppy-7
Outgoing-4
Lazy-4
Serious-5
Nice-5






Chakra`
May 13, 2006, 2:46 am
Btw ....who got the pink flamingo bedroom?

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 2:52 am
I didn't really have anybody specific in mind when I threw beds around wherever they would fit. I just thought a Lurve Chamber would probably come in handy.

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 2:55 am
Oooooooooooooooo. Hehe. I like how you took screenies and made it look funny lol.

"Can you believe that guys hair!" Rofl.

But yeah, I dont want to be romance anymore, it scares me. Do popularity for me. :P


Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 3:18 am
lawl im white

EDIT: yay i found a computer :D

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 3:25 am
lol, alright.

Day 1 continued

When we last left our heroes, THE OVEN WAS ABLAZE

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Geologist heroically leaps to the not rescue!

Fortunately for you guys, I had installed a fire alarm, so the fire was extinguished without loss of life. Was a close one, though. Stalky had to get up from the couch and run to observe the fire and panic from about a foot away.

OH GOD WHERE'S DASCOO
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Oh. Why the hell is he doing that?

Anyway, it turns out that fire is a big fear for Demonic.
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Yeah, he's wiggin'.
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"Hey Demonic, want some cappucino?" "DEMONIC LIKES BOATS" "Okay, that's cool."
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The imaginary therapist shows up to assess the situation. He knows what to do!
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Turns out that pretending to be a chicken has wonderful healing powers. Of the mind. Or something.
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Thanks, doc!

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Geo grabs the warm spot.

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Chakra's all done! Your turn, Stalky!

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Speaking of, that lawn gnome that Chakra hates has been stolen by one of those pesky neighbors, and Chakra decides that he must retrieve it!

A long, and arduous journey commences, and...

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...Or not. Whatever.

As I'm keeping an eye on Chakra, hoping he's on the way to smack Dascoo to get him off the damn piano, I hear some commotion from downstairs, and take a look to find:
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OH MOTHER OF HELL WHY

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Chakra attempts to sleep in the same room as Beethoven there, but nothing doing with that godawful racket going on.
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Make it stop!
He slinks downstairs to the Lurve Chamber instead.
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Goddamn expensive TV.

He's not the only one getting the wrong number of winks tonight:
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Geo's blissful but stinky sofa nap is rudely interrupted by those SSX-playing ruffians. The nerve!

And that's where I cut it off, because it was 4 AM, and...
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It's fairly clear that I'll have to get rid of that espresso machine. They can't be trusted with it.

vash763
May 13, 2006, 4:04 am
This is great Zeor.

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 4:48 am
Glad everybody's liking it. I might start on Day 2 later tonight.

The Geologist
May 13, 2006, 5:04 am
Holy crap...I look too sexy to burn!

Seriously..that'd so similar it's odd.

n00bface
May 13, 2006, 5:11 am
hahahah wow that's pretty scary actually. geo looks exactly like sims geo, as does demonic looking like sims demonic :O

Kazuki
May 13, 2006, 5:17 am
Hahaha, "DEMONIC LIKES BOATS."

Man, this must take forever to put together.

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 5:56 am
Demonic looks like a backstreet boy

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 8:48 am
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Day 2

It's 4 AM, and only a couple of you weirdoes are actually asleep from day 1.

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Papasurf's taking... a bubble bath?

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Demonic didn't quite make it to a bed.

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There's that karma thing again.

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Finally, most of you are in bed at the same time, and things are boring for a little while, which is fine by me, because Day 1 took forever to do.

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Chakra's up, and -- get this -- he doesn't appear to be a morning person.
He grumbles his way by Demonic and starts on some breakfast, and -- uh-oh.
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Well look at that, Chakra's the first one to prepare food for more than one person. And UH-OH
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Rescue Me!
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JEEZ DEMONIC CALM DOWN
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Hey man, nice fire-retardant jacket. It really goes well with your fire-retardant pants.
Uh, so there you go, then.
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What the hell is this about?!

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Chakra lucks out and does not contract food poisoning.

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IRON CHEF

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I noticed that Chakra aspired to buy a bar. I knew I'd forgotten something while I was throwing the house together, so it's there now. Ain't it pretty?

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Geo's up, and he's making a statement! Grr, baby!

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The lawn gnome saga continues as Consort Capp helps himself onto the premesis and makes off with it. The fiend shall pay!

Demonic still ain't quite right up there.
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What's that, Dr. Volleyball? Geologist? Yes, insolent, yes. Shall we stab him in his sleep? Yes, capital idea!

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:(

Demonic heads outside to break in the grill, and...
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No prizes for guessing that one.

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No really, they're not uhHULP -- gurglegurglegurgleGULP -- GUHHHHhhh. Not bad.

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Papasurf is a comedian!

And at 5 AM, I'm calling Day 2 a wrap. You guys are NEVER going to sleep normally, I can tell.

If day 3 doesn't seem any more interesting, maybe I'll send you guys to a community lot to see what other kinds of havoc you can wreak!

DeMonIc
May 13, 2006, 9:22 am
I laughed. Very hard. This rules, I'm glad to see the sim shaped of me is behaving... very much like I do. Thanks for all this Zero :)

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 9:25 am
Your character is almost definitely the most interesting so far. :P Glad you're enjoying this.

Mothafix
May 13, 2006, 9:41 am
Hey, zero, is there any chances that i may join on SimSoldat? :)

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 9:49 am
The waiting list is a bit long, but you can post your stuff if you want, sure.

Mothafix
May 13, 2006, 9:57 am
Well,
Aspiration would be popularity
3 Sloppy
4 Shy
4 Lazy
7 Playful
7 Nice
And picture http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6201/dscf04828aa.jpg and http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4302/giantweekend9lz.jpg <--- I'm the guy in right

Edit: Yes i'm 13 :(

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 10:41 am
OMFG, DJ SQUALL! ROADTRIP!

Captain Ben
May 13, 2006, 11:37 am
Hahahaha that's heaps good!
One thing you might already know about is the sims body shop. It lets you make your own clothing and body alterations. I think it'd be a pretty good deal to remove all fire alarms, simply so some sims can die and more members can jump in on the action.

Captain Ben:
Old man, white with dark tan with that weird helmet and stereotypical oldman clothes. Persnality should be as much of an inactive, dirty arse hole with no regard for anyone else.
Motivation: SECKS

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 11:44 am
 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenI think it'd be a pretty good deal to remove all fire alarms, simply so some sims can die and more members can jump in on the action.I was thinking the same thing. Since so many people want to get in on this, we should up the ante a bit.

Chakra`
May 13, 2006, 12:07 pm
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snapshot1170f6bb91716b239fu.jpg


..ahhh ...so me. Cool under fire. Uptight elsewhere.

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 1:13 pm
Is it just me or is there a road going on a 90° angle through the window...

Captain Ben
May 13, 2006, 1:24 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Zero72 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenI think it'd be a pretty good deal to remove all fire alarms, simply so some sims can die and more members can jump in on the action.I was thinking the same thing. Since so many people want to get in on this, we should up the ante a bit.


No ladder out of the pool, fence around a player, making sims fall in love with male neighbors and move out (who visit constantly)...
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DeMonIc
May 13, 2006, 2:57 pm
So, basically make it like Survivor, and the last surviving sim wins a place in the next 'family', with an additional sim getting voted in by the forumers....

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 3:23 pm
Dascoo must stay becus he likes piano

livingdalife
May 13, 2006, 4:04 pm
this is a hoot. I tell you what, lemme get a pic and I'll put my nme in the waiting list...

zaraza
May 13, 2006, 4:20 pm
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"Hey man, nice fire-retardant jacket. It really goes well with your fire-retardant pants."

Hahahaha I laughed so hard! This is awesome!

Deleted User
May 13, 2006, 4:43 pm
Hhahahha I love it. I liked the screenie of Chakra waking up in the morning, with his stubborn face on haha, everything was funny! But yeah, you should make it so if someone dies by old age or w/e. then make someone else pop in the house lol.

wormdundee
May 13, 2006, 7:47 pm
Hopefully, this will eventually get to me.

Aspiration: Fortune

Sloppy/Neat - 3
Shy/Outgoing - 7
Lazy/Active - 3
Serious/Playful - 8
Mean/Nice - 4

As for clothes:
Black cords for the pants, any bright coloured tshirt with or without a zipup sweater over it (like the thing demonic is wearing), and i usually have some sort of necklace/chain around my neck, if its possible, no socks, just bare feet
Pikshur


But yeh, so far, this is hilarious.

rabidhamster
May 13, 2006, 8:54 pm
Chakra and Geologist look so much like their counterparts, it's scary.

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 9:26 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenNo ladder out of the pool, fence around a player, making sims fall in love with male neighbors and move out (who visit constantly)...
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I suppose I could deliberately kill somebody off if I absolutely had to, but for the most part, I'll be letting them cause their own problems.

MonkeyHead79
May 13, 2006, 9:39 pm
So Chakra causes the stove to catch fire while preparing... cereal. Impressive.

Zero72
May 13, 2006, 11:46 pm
I figured somebody probably put a TV dinner in there and forgot about it or something, but it's hard to say. Incidentally, I did notice that there was still smoke rising from the thing, though not quite in such a threatening manner. I should send somebody to check it out.

Anyhow, I'm on a different computer tonight, so Day 3 will be tomorrow.

?
May 14, 2006, 12:40 am
am i getting added?

Deleted User
May 14, 2006, 12:46 am
Am I?

Soulsnipa
May 14, 2006, 1:18 am
Am I?

Deleted User
May 14, 2006, 1:42 am
Soulsnipa, I'm the only one being the annoying repeater here ;)

Zero72
May 14, 2006, 3:07 am
Take a number, folks.

Deleted User
May 14, 2006, 3:11 am
i vote for ?


lordrohith
May 14, 2006, 3:25 am
Lmao I never knew sims could be so fun.. Really nice job with this Zero.

Captain Ben
May 14, 2006, 3:27 am
 Quote:Originally posted by dascooi vote for ?



vash763
May 14, 2006, 3:44 am
 Quote:Originally posted by EnEsCeIs it just me or is there a road going on a 90° angle through the window...


It's not just you.

Zero72
May 14, 2006, 4:10 am
I don't see what you're talking about.

?
May 14, 2006, 5:22 am
zero... seems the people have spoken, i must be in the sims...

Zero72
May 14, 2006, 5:29 am
Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and put an official waiting list on the front page. By popular demand, you'll be second, after DrivenUnder, who is first because she's a girl.

Edit: Under the assumption that Sim names must be alphanumeric, and just out of the convinience of it either way, I've decided to list your name as One Gram. Onegram? Whatever. Also, you look pretty young -- you wanna be a teen, or adult?

livingdalife
May 14, 2006, 6:25 am
Alright put me on this list...
[URL]

Romance
Sloppy
Lazy
Nerd

(dunno how u'd set me out)

I hope to see me in there sometime soon
I'd wear faded blue jeans a hooded jumper with pockets in the front and a little facial hair...

Zero72
May 14, 2006, 6:30 am
 Quote:Originally posted by livingdalifeI hope to see me in there sometime soonDon't hope too much.

Soulsnipa
May 14, 2006, 6:59 am
Just a Followup:

Bald
Ghotee
Black Shades
Black Skin
Fat
Tall
Doorag and Diamond Grill
Gimme a Bling Bling Necklace and Bling Bling Watch and some Blingin' Earings
Camo Pants
Long Black T-Shirt
Casual/ Hip Black Shoes

Stats:
Popularity or Fortune, whichever isnt in use.

Sloppy/Neat - 2
Shy/Outgoing - 6
Lazy/Active - 7
Serious/Playful - 5
Mean/Nice - 5

Some Picture References:
http://themafialife.tripod.com/paul.jpg

http://www.temple.edu/photo/photographers/ricards/big1.JPG

http://www.yrbook.com/soundshop/pixrbr/marcel_jadakiss.gif

http://www.pointedmagazine.com/mike%20jones%20ice%20in%20mouth%201.jpg

papasurf31
May 14, 2006, 3:36 pm
Hrmm, I don't seem to be doing much. Don't let me die.

BTW - can we buy stuff and see what happens? I want to buy a hot tub.

Milkman Dan
May 14, 2006, 10:07 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by SoulsnipaJust a Followup:
Doorag and Diamond Grill
Gimme a Bling Bling Necklace and Bling Bling Watch and some Blingin' Earings

$
YO! Don't be gettin' up in ma mo[CENSORED]in grill dogg! You 'aint be trippin' homie dont't be steppin'. Pff you jussa [CENSORED] dogg, you juss be frontin'.


Sims look awesome and Chakra and Geo are so close to life :OOO

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 12:26 am
 Quote:Originally posted by papasurf31Hrmm, I don't seem to be doing much. Don't let me die.

BTW - can we buy stuff and see what happens? I want to buy a hot tub.
I'm open to suggestions, but there's only so much room in the house. I'll probably toss a hot tub in at some point.

Anyway, I'll start on Day 3 now.

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 1:02 am
can i have my won powerful computer? I ALSO WANT A PET!

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 1:06 am
Pets don't exist yet. Incidentally, I did just add a second computer, although it's the same as the first.

?
May 15, 2006, 1:19 am
 Quote:DrivenUnder (bumped: girl)
Was wondering how long that would take you

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 2:03 am
???

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 2:43 am
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Day 3

First of all, the fire alarm is gone, so if you guys catch the oven on fire again, you're taking care of it yourselves!

On that note, I start off by looking for someone to check out why the oven is still smoking and nobody is using it. The first person I find awake is...
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Cleaning the bathtub now? I don't get this guy.
So I send Chakra, since it would be a shame to interrupt somebody who's actually doing something constructive for once, and sure enough...
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That little patty of fossilized brick matter was a toaster pastry at some point.
Like any sensible man...
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He immediately decides to eat it.

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That couch must be really freakin' comfortable.

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Gnarly.

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Wonder how long those are gonna rot there.

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What time is it? 2 PM? Bedtime for Demonic!
Chakra goes too, and that's when I realized...
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How could this household possibly exist with only one computer?
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Dascoo is the first one on the new one. That's almost creepy.

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Everybody's always fighting over the bathtub on the second floor, so I replace the completely unused upstairs bathtub with a shower stall. I doubt it'll ever...
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What do I know?

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That's a little worrying.

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One day, it will be his!

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Clever pun using the term "pianist" goes here.

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You win!
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Pick one!

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This is out of hand. IT'S 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON.

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There's a party in the kitchen!

In an attempt to correct your goofy sleep schedules, I send the lot of you to a happenin' community lot! Where nothing's actually happenin'!
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How the heck did they all fit in the taxi?
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Chakra's dressed to impress.
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Papasurf should've showered first.
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Same for Dascoo. Oh well, he doesn't care.
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Yes, Dr. Volleyball, you're completely right. I should definitely buy that magazine.
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Resistance is futile.

So everybody goes home after more of nothing extremely interesting happens, and...
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G'night, Dascoo.

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Well, somebody was responsible enough to bring in the bills... But will they ever be PAID?!?@#~?!?!?!/1/1/23`.fq

That's about it for this update... sort of a boring one, I guess. I might have to start looking for ways to spice things up. Buy a microwave or something.

MonkeyHead79
May 15, 2006, 2:51 am
 Quote:Originally posted by Zero72[IMAGE]
Clever pun using the term "pianist" goes here.

moar like Wiianist amirite lollerskates rofflecopter

...God, they'll probably make that exact game with that exact name at some point, won't they.

Soulsnipa
May 15, 2006, 3:16 am
There needs to be contests. Or something interesting to livin it up or this will get sort of monotone and boring fast.

Some Ideas would be to put each sim into different houses and start over...seeing who can prosper the fastest and who does the best.

Or simple competitions like who cooks the most, who goes to the bathroom the most...the loser gets kicked out in a weekly voting thing...idono some weird ideas im throwing out there.

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 3:24 am
 Quote:Originally posted by SoulsnipaSome Ideas would be to put each sim into different houses and start over...seeing who can prosper the fastest and who does the best.
You have no idea whatsoever how unspeakably boring that would be.

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Day 4

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MUST. BE. CLEAN.
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Geo's gotta use the throne, but while Dascoo is in the room?! Heck forbid!

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Failure to indulge aspirations is taking its toll. Dascoo's starting to lose it.


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The air is tense. Eyelids twitch. One is getting in that damn bathtub. The other... ...isn't.

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But Stalky doesn't care, 'cause he's the Piano Man!

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Geologist needs to meet something with boobs, stat!
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I took pity on his imaginary, digital form and sent him alone on a scouting mission to another community lot.
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Hot damn! This place is crunk, foshizzle!
And the Babe Radar...
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...is silent. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.
Go get 'em, Tiger!
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By crud, that TV is magnificent.
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The soul-clenching grasp of the plasma screen cannot be resisted by mortal man.
...By the way...
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...wtF?!
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Geo finally gets his groove thing yeah yeah moving, but there isn't a lot of chemistry to be had with either of the ladies.
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He still gets along well with the blonde, though.
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Mission accomplished. He didn't get far, but he did get those two in the family address book, which means he can invite them over to visit if so inclined. There's hope!

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Demonic manages to use the new microwave without creating an 80-foot inferno. This time.

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Those are biodegradable, right?

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That thing's been clogged since this time yesterday. Nobody really cares.

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OH SNAP
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You could brown a marshmellow on that from the living room, and Cap'n Fireman is nowhere in sight! What to do, what to do?!?!?!?!?!
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Papasurf lays his life on the line!
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CAN HE DO IT?

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To the abject disappointment of everybody on the waiting list, Papasurf successfully beats back the blaze.
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...And likes boats.
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So does Demonic. Again.
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The usual.

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Don't worry, that'll clean itself.

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Stink.
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Stank.
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Stunk.

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Papasurf is so bent by the ordeal that he decides he needs to beg for change on the sidewalk. Yeah, you guys are all gonna be loony-bin material before too long.

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Dascoo seems a little lost.

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Chakra jumps awake. Must've been dreaming that thekingkitty moved in.

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Dascoo's bummin'.

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And Day 4 is a wrap.

Soulsnipa
May 15, 2006, 6:27 am
lol at dascoo...but you should have had a to be continued at the fire scene....would have added more suspense til next update

Captain Ben
May 15, 2006, 7:00 am
It's really scary... aside from Geologist, they all have the same face.

livingdalife
May 15, 2006, 7:44 am
wtf..that waiting list is way long...it's gonna be interesting!!!!!!!11ONE

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 8:41 am
This is interesting... Some of the screenshots don't want to show up because some of the Imageshack servers are way slower than others.

I'd use my own webspace, but that'd undoubtedly chew my bandwidth all up.

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 9:21 am
Maybe have a few bomb disarming and Russian Roulette contests that end when I enter ;)

Zero72
May 15, 2006, 10:01 am
I actually have an alternate way of maybe getting SDFilm into the home a little early. We'll see how it turns out.

thekingkitty
May 15, 2006, 10:15 am
You should schedule a party and invite lots of people.

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 11:25 am
Hahaha thats awesome! I love this!

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 12:16 pm
howabout if i eat someone alive?

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 2:54 pm
I hope this doesn't die off before it gets too me. So, ironically enough, I hope everyone dies so it will get to me! Hurray!

Aspiration: Fortune

Sloppy 5
Outgoing 3
Lazy 6
Playful 4
Mean 7

Use either this one.

Edit: Oh, and if you wanna make me an elder just to put my beard to good use you can. I was laughin' through my whole typing class while I read through day four.

zaraza
May 15, 2006, 5:14 pm
I suggest to edit the first post, and add all days there so it would be easier to watch.

Deleted User
May 15, 2006, 5:52 pm
That will mean one hulla'va lot of scrolling, but I guess it will be more organised.

papasurf31
May 16, 2006, 12:14 am
Oh yeah, PapaFirefighter to the rescue.

I stink? But I shower every day!

I beg for change! Yay for realism!

BTW - I HATE BOATS!!!1


Deleted User
May 16, 2006, 12:32 am
actually, we need a black guy in this thing :)

Milkman Dan
May 16, 2006, 1:46 am
 Quote:Originally posted by dascooactually, we need a black guy in this thing :)

SHINJO!

Zero72
May 16, 2006, 10:08 am
I might bump Swazo because he looks cool.

Edit: Not really.

Deleted User
May 16, 2006, 2:33 pm
When I get around to shading it etc, I might pm you a preview frame of my next comic that has myself in, wich should help with the hair. Either that or I could just send a photo, although thekingkitty will be after my head when my comic* is finnished :D

*I'm not going to be that nasty to TKK, he just happend to be in the subject :)

Zero72
May 17, 2006, 10:08 am
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Day 5

House check!
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Rotting hot dogs on picnic table...
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Chakra's secret recipe burnt hot dogs in dining room...
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Toilet still clogged from 2 or 3 days ago and still used regularly anyway...
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The SimPresident has just declared the kitchen a federal disaster zone after the latest fire, and... wait a sec. That isn't a microwave at all, is it?
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Ha ha! I knew that.
...
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Never mind, the toaster oven is probably less safe, which is why I put it there in the first place...
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Book that Demonic left there on Day 1.
You guys are SLOBS.
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Oh, and I fixed that window I messed up while attempting to add a balcony. You're all thrilled, no doubt.

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It turns out that Dascoo doesn't sleep all that soundly on gravel, so he's the first one up. He has breakfast, such as it is. Ick.
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Geo has SimCity 4 for breakfast.
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And it's Demonic's turn to spend all freaking day on the piano.

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Ugh. Ok, Geologist, it was funny at first, but you have pajamas, man. Jeez. We have EYES.

Nothing much happens for a while, then the game belts me in the face with this:
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Whoa. Ominous.
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Everybody's worried.

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Geologist's jaguar ass is blocking the fridge! >:(

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The indoor trash can is full, so everybody keeps going outside to throw stuff away. Empty the trash? What? That makes sense. Knock it off.

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Riveting.

I'm still tugging a couple of strings to try to get the ball rolling for Geologist for some stupid reason, but when he tried to invite over his brunette friend...
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:(

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Add pipe and newspaper.

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Well, aren't you guys just being party animals today?
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Geologist just doesn't feel like showering or putting clothes on is worth it today, ya know?

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Stalky catches a deep whiff of the begging Papasurf and damn near blows kibble. By the way, you guys still have over $9000 left over from when I cheated you a bunch of money to move you into the house. I might start finding jobs for you soon.

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So much for sleep.

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Day 6

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STALKY'S LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT BABY YEAAHHH WOOOOO ROCK THE HELL _ON_

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Is Chakra distraught by the intense waves of deathstink pouring off the doom toilet, or is the doom toilet now an intelligent life form melting Chakra's mind with telepathic powers? You decide.

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Demonic offers friendly advice to another budding musician.

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Great. Now Chakra's doing it.

...What the? Oh, no!
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It's...
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IT'S...
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THE REPO MAN!!
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*REPO!!1*
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Well this should be interesting. Let's see if anybody's desperate enough to bunk up in the lurve chamber!
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Way to GO, Dascoo. Bet you wish you'd paid the bills now!
Since I randomly assigned Papasurf the Fortune aspiration, he is NOT thrilled at all about Cap'n Repo's visit.
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Yeah, yeah.

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Score another one for SimLogic. Nobody can be bothered to clear off the top of the stove, so everybody's living on TV dinners.

Whatever.
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Dance!
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Everybody dance!
Hey, Geo got a call from that blonde chick. There, you're on your own from now on.

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Papasurf decides to fix himself up a TV dinner, and... wait a minute.
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UH-OH UH-OH UH-OH
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...Damn. Put that back in there and go beg some more! Oh well.

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Dascoo is the second person to actually use the upstairs shower, and boy howdy, he uses the HELL out of it.

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Great.

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Who really needs a place to sleep?

Speaking of which, Dascoo has laid claim to the upstairs bed, but Demonic doesn't like that!
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BLING BONG BONK BLAM OINK AH-OOGA MOO
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Dascoo decides to break in the easel instead.
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G'night!

thekingkitty
May 17, 2006, 10:15 am
 Quote:When I get around to shading it etc, I might pm you a preview frame of my next comic that has myself in, wich should help with the hair. Either that or I could just send a photo, although thekingkitty will be after my head when my comic* is finnished :D

*I'm not going to be that nasty to TKK, he just happend to be in the subject :)
what?!?

Chakra`
May 17, 2006, 10:31 am
There such a thing as a maid in this game?

Zero72
May 17, 2006, 10:33 am
Yeah, I guess that would be a good idea, since none of you are likely to get anything done.

The Geologist
May 17, 2006, 10:37 am
I can't be bothered since I'm being sexy, obviously.

Chakra`
May 17, 2006, 10:48 am
A nice maid. With a thing for men with glasses and caps. And leopard undies.

Zero72
May 17, 2006, 10:49 am
...Why, yes, this sounds more like a plan all the time. A maid it is.

Chakra`
May 17, 2006, 11:08 am
And name the maid Chakressa. *giggle*

Milkman Dan
May 17, 2006, 12:15 pm
I was messing around in the sims and I hired a maid... despite the fact that there was a female maid picture on the van that it drove, I got a VERY [CENSORED] looking male maid....


...just a warning

(could have been a dyke, didnt look)

Deleted User
May 17, 2006, 12:19 pm
howabout next girl to join us sim's is the maid that does everything?

Captain Ben
May 17, 2006, 12:35 pm
Hahahahahahahaha, if I were the maid, I would not step within a 54 metre radius of that house. Betcha Geologist is beginning to think Dascoo looks alot like Beyonce ;D

Soulsnipa
May 17, 2006, 7:02 pm
no u should have no maid and have them rot in sewage waste!!!!!!!!! Eat poo fools

Zero72
May 17, 2006, 8:45 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Milkman DanI was messing around in the sims and I hired a maid... despite the fact that there was a female maid picture on the van that it drove, I got a VERY [CENSORED] looking male maid....


...just a warning

(could have been a dyke, didnt look)
As I think of it, I've seen a screenshot of a male maid. It's not a pretty picture.

g-force9
May 17, 2006, 8:48 pm
Yeah, that house hold is going to hell. You should have foreseen that when the repo guy came in. Someone is going to die in that house sooner or later.

By the way, do they have any jobs? It would help them pay their bills.
Oh, I'm thinking the Sims 2. Can they even get a job in that game?

Zero72
May 17, 2006, 9:02 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by g-force9Yeah, that house hold is going to hell. You should have foreseen that when the repo guy came in. Someone is going to die in that house sooner or later.
Gee, somehow, stupid me managed to miss that.
 Quote:By the way, do they have any jobs? It would help them pay their bills.You're bursting with info today, yes? Quote:Oh, I'm thinking the Sims 2. Can they even get a job in that game?
Nope, nobody's supposed to be able to buy anything, anyway.

Rambo_6
May 18, 2006, 2:13 am
Hah, you could do this with a variety of games.

I laughed really hard at the 'DEMONIC LIKES BOATS' picture.

And i've decided to stop using the navy tags :O. The habit wore off.

?
May 18, 2006, 4:45 am
thought i was getting added?

MOFO NOFO
May 18, 2006, 8:47 am
vote mofonofo for house insert!

Zero72
May 19, 2006, 10:09 am
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Day 7

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I decided I would be nice and start the day off by ordering someone to pay the remaining bills. I don't want the whole house reposessed.
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Everybody frequently mops the toilet overspill up, but it never occurs to anybody to actually unclog the freakin' toilet.

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Seems Dascoo would rather paint than sleep anyway, from the looks of it.

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Papasurf decides to hook himself up with a remote-control breakfast. I'm surprised the SimFBI isn't after him for attempted arson yet.
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Chakra spoils all our fun.

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Geologist is up, and I decide that he gets the honor of making the all-important phone call!
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...GO TO HELL.
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Let's... try... this... again.
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OH, YEAS
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He responsibly replaces the reciever.

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Underwear hug time!

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This is a little familiar.

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Underwear dancing time!

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Guess who's here!
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Nice.
She immediately helps herself in and starts cleaning crap. I decide to give Geologist a little nudge to get him started.
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You know, you just look like you want a hundred bucks. Here you go!
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That's right. The BEST.
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Foreshadowing, perhaps?
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Whoa. She's really good at this.
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Now that I've gotten things started, I-- wh-- y-- YOU FOOL WHAT ARE YOU...
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And now she's leaving. Way to go, tiger. Looks like you're either gonna have to convert or die alone, 'cause I can't keep doing favors for you.

What is THIS?
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That is AWESOME.
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I keep mentioning that karma stuff, yes?

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Seems to be a big topic in this household.
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Ha ha ha! Fire is great.

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Thank goodness the maid got all this taken care of! Oh, wait.

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ALONE.

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Help me! The Geologist spent 100 of our 9000 Simoleons on the maid, and now we're all going to waste away into nothing!
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This, somehow, evolves into some sort of conversation.

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Chakra is so over all that wait-for-everybody-to-leave-the-bathroom stuff. If you're still in the room, too bad for you.
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...It takes some time to set in.
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OH MY BLUE HELL AUGH

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Stalky drinks from the carton.

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I CAN'T SET MY HOT DOG DOWN ON THE TABLE BECAUSE THERE'S A FREAKIN' HOT DOG IN THE WAY FOR SOME REASON

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We duel... At zero paces. *slap* OW

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I guess SOMEbody here likes Geo's leopard skibbies.

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Your sleep schedules have gradually gone to hell on a rusty hand-cart again, but now most of you are done for the day, and... hey, let's get a better look at Dascoo's artwork there.
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Hawt.

Soulsnipa
May 19, 2006, 10:16 am
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for the win

Deleted User
May 19, 2006, 12:13 pm
My daddy always said i was guud drawer!@311 3l3v3n

Captain Ben
May 19, 2006, 2:18 pm
Hahahahahahahah, heaps good! How long do you think you'll be able to keep this up? Looks like alot of work.

?
May 19, 2006, 5:56 pm
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Zero72
May 19, 2006, 9:22 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Captain BenHahahahahahahah, heaps good! How long do you think you'll be able to keep this up? Looks like alot of work.
I've gotten used to it. It's a little tedious to upload each file as I go, but it doesn't seem as daunting as it was when I started. Hopefully, I'll be keeping this going for quite a while.

Thanks, too.

Deleted User
May 19, 2006, 9:37 pm
 Quote:I CAN'T SET MY HOT DOG DOWN ON THE TABLE BECAUSE THERE'S A FREAKIN' HOT DOG IN THE WAY FOR SOME REASON

Heheheh.

This is very funny, i've always wanted to do something like it. But i don't have Sims 2, nor could my computer handle it. Good job.

Plus i'd be too lazy.

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 5:51 am
Day 8 was pretty boring. I'll post the stuff later.

The reason I'm posting now is to let you guys know that I'm seriously considering adding DrivenUnder ahead of time to make things interesting.

Soulsnipa
May 20, 2006, 6:15 am
Add a true gangsta to the mix he'll pimp the ladies. and the maid...

Deleted User
May 20, 2006, 6:34 am
 Quote:Originally posted by SoulsnipaAdd a true gangsta to the mix he'll pimp the ladies. and the maid...


i think the geologist can handle that

Leo Da Lunerfox
May 20, 2006, 8:30 am
Why don't you download some new clothing and furiture files? Should be able to keep things much more interesting. Also, maybe you're allowed to intervene once per day/episode? That would give you a bit more control over all this and keep it interesting.

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 10:27 am
 Quote:Originally posted by Leo Da LunerfoxWhy don't you download some new clothing and furiture files? Should be able to keep things much more interesting.Somehow, I doubt that. This isn't quite about fashion or interior decorating...  Quote:Also, maybe you're allowed to intervene once per day/episode? That would give you a bit more control over all this and keep it interesting.
I've already been violating the prime directive a bit too often for my own liking.


Hint: I've been sending people to the telescope.

Chakra`
May 20, 2006, 10:33 am
....can I have a job?

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 10:52 am
...Sure.

Did you have any particular field in mind? Science, law enforcement, slacker?

...Incidentally, you started out with an aspiration to get into the politics field, but that's probably long gone now.

Chakra`
May 20, 2006, 10:58 am
I dunno guv, you decide. Garbage man. Stripper. Think-o-something.

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 11:01 am
I'll just pick the best thing I find, then. The computer rattles off 5 different ones on any given day.

Milkman Dan
May 20, 2006, 11:39 am
Chakra, slacker...

IT RHYMES SO IT MUST MEAN IT IS HIS DESTINY!!!

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 12:02 pm
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Day 8
I'm as tired of this frontend thing as you are

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Geologist again kicks his day off with PC games.

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Perhaps Captain Ben had it the wrong way around.
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Or not.

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9:30 AM already? Bedtime!

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Turns out that the maid -- henceforth, Gina -- will be returning every day until we tell her to stop.
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Way to go, hun, you keep that toilet clean. It's been used by these unwashed heathens all of two whole times in the house's existence...
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...This, as you can see, is already in the process of sprouting little arms holding sponges and brand-name surface cleaners so it can take care of itself.

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This hasn't been TOUCHED.

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There's Demonic talking about fire again.
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UGGGHHH SO HUNGRY
HEY LET'S PLAY
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OK
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Owwwww.
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lol wuss lol

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Not everybody is spiralling into little aspiration-deprived sinkholes of despair. The Popularity guys are pretty happy as long as they have everybody else in the household to pal around with.
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Ahaha! Beer!

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Oh, hell with it. Stalky, just clean the crap up already.

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Hmm. What's it gonna be?

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HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SET THIS NEWSPAPER DOWN WITH THIS HOUSE IN THE WAY
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WHAT THE HELL THE HOUSE IS LIKE EVERYWHERE

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I guess there's only one good way to ged rid of 4-day-old burnt spaghetti! Down the hatch!
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There. Good as new.
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Everybody decides to cook more spaghetti in celebration.

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...Guys, you know, there's... upstairs, there's... Never mind.

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I CAN'T COOK SPAGHETTI BECAUSE DASCOO IS COOKING SPAGHETTI >:@@@

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Those things are sharp, bud.

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Demonic is deeply sympathetic with his brother-like housemates.

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Dude, you've got a maid shuffling her frilly-dress-clad ass all around every day, and... Oi.

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And so, we cut off Day 8 as Demonic attempts to put a dent in the 200 pounds of spaghetti we suddenly have lying around.

MOFO NOFO
May 20, 2006, 12:22 pm
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emo

Chakra`
May 20, 2006, 12:51 pm
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beer? ..you can get these [CENSORED]ers drunk? that should get Geo in the mood.

Deleted User
May 20, 2006, 12:54 pm
get the nude patch plz

Melba
May 20, 2006, 2:13 pm
You seriously need some "neat" people in there.. Everyone, except maybe Stalky, are [CENSORED]ing slobs

DeMonIc
May 20, 2006, 4:17 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by MOFO NOFO[IMAGE]
emo


Haha, exactly what I was going to say.

If you plan to add DrivenUnder, would that mean... 7 people, zomg?

Chakra`
May 20, 2006, 4:55 pm
however....don't you need a pic of 'participants' for them to join.


Let soulsnipa in, and make him a 400lb big black mama for geo to grapple.

Deleted User
May 20, 2006, 7:14 pm
lol :P

...and im just as lazy as all of you guys are.

I dont like to make my pics public to some people in these forums.

Only my clan and other people know lol xD

Soulsnipa
May 20, 2006, 7:50 pm
lol welcome to big mamas house, lemme have some curlers in my hair.

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 9:33 pm
Well, great. Now we have a choice to make. I've pretty much already decided that I'm gonna go ahead and add a 7th person ahead of time, but now we have some possibilities.

DrivenUnder is a girl.
Soulsnipa is black. (or his character is, at least)
I'm relatively neat. :P

What do you guys think?

 Quote:Originally posted by Chakra`beer? ..you can get these [CENSORED]ers drunk? that should get Geo in the mood.
That's actually more likely supposed to be a soft drink.

Mothafix
May 20, 2006, 9:38 pm
I'd add DU since she's a girl.

papasurf31
May 20, 2006, 9:44 pm
Are you going to make DU hot are you going to make her look like herself?

OH SNAP!

Zero72
May 20, 2006, 9:49 pm
I can't quite make her look like herself since she isn't providing an actual picture. She already did say she wanted the beanie hat, so there's something to go on, and I figured I'd just use one of the default female faces.

Edit: Oh yeah, and ZING

Deleted User
May 20, 2006, 10:55 pm
Lmaooooo. Yay!

and edit in your comment. SHE. =D

Deleted User
May 20, 2006, 11:14 pm
i'm going to do this for the hell of it as well:

An Aspiration - just to be different, Knowledge

Then, divide 25 points up among these categories, from 0 to 10 points in each:

Sloppy - 7
Outgoing - 7
Lazy - 4
Playful - 0
Nice - 7

I'll be a Teenager.

Here is a photo.

Fake edit: I had to use windows calculator for this. Yay, math class!

Actual Edit: DrivenUnder, you could just e-mail or pm your pic to Zeor, he's not a female-deprived monkey like some of these crazy dudes

Da cHeeSeMaN
May 20, 2006, 11:36 pm
just pm your pic to Zero...

Zero72
May 21, 2006, 12:39 am
 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderLmaooooo. Yay!

and edit in your comment. SHE. =D
Strictly a typo, sorry.

And yeah, you can trust me enough to PM me a picture if you feel like it.

Edit: Wait a minute, we don't need me or any other neat guy. We have a MAID. DOI.

Captain Ben
May 21, 2006, 5:44 am
I could imagine that pool with an island in it... EXILE!
And it'd be pretty funny if you did add a 7th person, but be sure to make them as [CENSORED]ED UP AS POSSIBLE... the face editor always did that.

Deleted User
May 21, 2006, 10:28 pm
I doubt it'll ever get to me, but this is cool, so I'm in.

Neat: 0
Outgoing: 8
Active: 8
Playful: 8
Nice: 1

Child, female, and a half-assed drawing for reference. I'd like to keep the bunny ears, if possible.

Oh, and aspiration: romance.

...Nyeheheheheh.

livingdalife
May 22, 2006, 10:06 pm
OMFG SAH! He gotta be added for sure!

Zero72
May 23, 2006, 8:28 am
Can't really be bothered to do anything tonight... Day 9 will be tomorrow.

Deleted User
May 23, 2006, 8:46 am
 Quote:Originally posted by livingdalifeOMFG SAH! He gotta be added for sure!


*feels loved*

Raptor
May 23, 2006, 3:11 pm
2Sloppy
8Outgoing
10Active
10Serious
10Mean

Oh, and my pic

Soulsnipa
May 23, 2006, 4:35 pm
lol @ pic

Zegovia
May 23, 2006, 9:14 pm
This stuff is really funny, youve got way to much free time... XD

I wouldnt mind joining it, i just dont have any good pics of myself, or rather, id like to stay INCOGNITO!!! >:3

I can draw a scetch of myself tho.. :P

Zero72
May 23, 2006, 9:18 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Zegoviayouve got way to much free time... XD
How completely false. :P

Zegovia
May 23, 2006, 9:39 pm
OMG ITS ME!!!! (made it in a really short period of time.. :P)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Zegovia/OMGITSME.jpg

(Come to think of it, i seriously need a haircut!)

Neat 4
shy 3
Lazy 7
Playful 5
Nice 6

Aspiration: Family

Oh well the basics..

*Brown eyes

*Brown hair

*Im a lil' bit tubby.. :3

*Black t-shirt, grey sweater (with a zipper!), green pants, and red shoes...

Anything else i forgot?

Zero72
May 24, 2006, 9:17 am
Nah. There really aren't degrees of tubbiness, by the way. There's only overweight and not.

Zegovia
May 24, 2006, 9:40 am
 Quote:Originally posted by Zero72Nah. There really aren't degrees of tubbiness, by the way. There's only overweight and not.


Make it normal then.. :/

Zero72
May 24, 2006, 10:13 am
Aaaaaanyhow, I'm gonna have to delay the next update again, because a cheat is needed to add a new sim to an existing family, and I'm going to have to ask these guys on a TS2 forum what it is.

Deleted User
May 24, 2006, 1:04 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Zero72Aaaaaanyhow, I'm gonna have to delay the next update again, because a cheat is needed to add a new sim to an existing family, and I'm going to have to ask these guys on a TS2 forum what it is.


www.gamefaqs.com

for all game cheats and stuff

Mothafix
May 24, 2006, 7:53 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Raptor2Sloppy
8Outgoing
10Active
10Serious
10Mean

Oh, and my pic


Did you read the first post?

Raptor
May 24, 2006, 10:32 pm
I did.

Zero72
May 26, 2006, 10:03 am
...Oooooooookay. You guys aren't gonna be happy.

You see, unless I run out right now and buy the University expension pack -- not happening -- adding a new Sim to an existing household is possible, but very much an acute pain in the ass. Step one, I'd have to move New Sim into a lot somewhere. Step 2, I'd have to get some sort of connection between New Sim and Marcinkowski household. New Sim would have to meet somebody. Step 3, New Sim would have to become reasonably well-acquainted, probably even actual Friends, with Sim X from Marcinkowski Household. Then, I'd have to take control of the household, invite New Sim over, and then use the game's debug cheat to add New Sim to the home.

That, to reiterate, is an acute pain in the ass.

So, I'm going to restructure the entire experiment in a fashion that most of you probably aren't going to like. Basically: Quote:Originally posted by DeMonIcSo, basically make it like Survivor, and the last surviving sim wins a place in the next 'family'...
This.

I'm afraid none of you guys are terribly likely to see yourselves in this shindig until everybody from the first household has kicked the bucket. Sorry, guys, but I just really can't be assed to do all of that every time I want to add someone new.

The waiting list remains in effect, but the waiting period is a lot longer.

And, for an excuse I haven't come up with yet, I don't feel like doing another update right now, but since I have tomorrow off, I'll definitely do it then.

n00bface
May 26, 2006, 10:27 am
well make it like real survivor then. add an oven room and let us vote who to kick off. place them in the oven room and light it ablaze.

Deleted User
May 26, 2006, 12:18 pm
make dascoo have immunity.....

DeMonIc
May 26, 2006, 12:30 pm
I agree with n00bface ( purely out of niceness though ). Have some sort of vote thing, let's not wait until everyone's pushing up the daisies.

MOFO NOFO
May 26, 2006, 12:50 pm
If you want, i could help with some of the people, I too have Sims 2 :). Though if i helped, i'd be into making videos aswell as posting images.

Captain Ben
May 26, 2006, 2:39 pm
I know I may be getting annoying by now, but why not just a whole town of Forumers? On second thought, that might take a [CENSORED]load of time.

rabidhamster
May 26, 2006, 2:58 pm
Erm, what's the important update exactly?

Raptor
May 26, 2006, 3:09 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by zarazaso, 2 + 8 + 10 + 10 + 10 = http://www.google.pl/search?hl=pl&q=2%2B8%2B10%2B10%2B10+&btnG=Szukaj&lr=

You only have 25 points to divide... Learn maths or sumthin
I already said I don't follow rules xD

Zero72
May 26, 2006, 8:49 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by RaptorI already said I don't follow rules xD
Guess you don't want to be in, then. Ok!
 Quote:Cap'n Ben says: I know I may be getting annoying by now, but why not just a whole town of Forumers? On second thought, that might take a [CENSORED]load of time.Tttttthhhhhhhhat might actually be an idea. I suppose I could keep more than one household going and update one at a time...

Thoughts on that idea? I like it better than deliberately killing people off all the time.

Chakra`
May 26, 2006, 9:00 pm
Yeah just make [CENSORED]loads of houses guv.... peek into different houses every now and then.

Zero72
May 26, 2006, 10:54 pm
Sounds good, then I can do updates on them all in sequence. In that case, I have some work to do, tossing up two whole more houses... I'll try to put a dent in it tonight. Might get it all done, might not. I think I'll be home all weekend, though.

DeMonIc
May 26, 2006, 10:58 pm
The town idea is cool. That is, if you don't plan on having a social life during the summer... sure, great plan.

Zero72
May 26, 2006, 11:00 pm
An actual town would just be way too much.

Deleted User
May 27, 2006, 1:19 am
Maybe three houses max, as having lots will just mean that you will post about 1-2 screenshots per update unless you realy want to do this by x6.

Zero72
May 27, 2006, 2:53 am
 Quote:Originally posted by SDFilmMaybe three houses max, as having lots will just mean that you will post about 1-2 screenshots per update unless you realy want to do this by x6.
...Huh?

Captain Ben
May 27, 2006, 5:26 am
Nah, make the houses, get the sims acquainted with eachother and have massive parties or get togethers at the community lots.

Either that, or we can wait till Spore comes out so we can make our races, whack them all onto one planet and document that :D

Zero72
May 27, 2006, 6:59 am
Now THAT would be cool.

Captain Ben
May 27, 2006, 7:49 am
Good. It's a done deal.

Zero72
May 27, 2006, 11:32 am
Well, unsurprisingly, I spent all day distracted, so I didn't get anything else done, but in the meantime, feel free to come up with other last names for the other households. I think I could use Marcinkowski again if I needed to, but whatever.

thekingkitty
May 27, 2006, 12:06 pm
here's some last names:

barretard
nubs
nabs
noobs
haxors
leet
1337
soldatforums
milkrebels
dumbwankers
kittykillers
MM
michalstalkers
soldat
pwnzors


Huh?


Captain Ben
May 27, 2006, 12:29 pm
PANCAKES

Deleted User
May 27, 2006, 3:04 pm
Yuethirteen

Zero72
May 27, 2006, 10:29 pm
Starting work on the inhabitants of Household 2 presently.

At least DrivenUnder will be easy, since I'm just assigning one of the handful of pre-made faces at random...

Edit: Cross is done... Wait a minute, I'll just call you Cross. That's easy enough. Anyway, I gave you a hat, since there's no real equivalent for your head-stubble thing.

Bob: Looks like Swarmer will be easy too, given the depth of his description...

Socks: Once again with SoulSnipa, it's the Default Face Roster to the rescue. Nice of you guys to take it so easy on me.

Bacon: Mofo's application is so half-assed, I've got half a mind to reject it... :P Oh well.
Edit: You know what? I am rejecting it, actually. I've got nothing to go on at all.

Honk honk: A little too burned out right now to get Kazuki done, so I'll have another whack at it later.

Liber_Lupus
May 28, 2006, 11:15 am
If the 4th household ever gets full..
Aspiration - Popularity.
Sloppy/Neat 4
Shy/Outgoing 7
Lazy/Active 6
Serious/Playful 4
Mean/Nice 4
Make me teen
For the clothes: Pink t-shirt or just a pink shirt(harr). Jeans, preferably darker jeans. For footwear put something white. Face and hair: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3351/sfsims2mw.jpg

Captain Ben
May 28, 2006, 1:53 pm
Gah you have such massive hands!

Liber_Lupus
May 28, 2006, 2:01 pm
Yeah, they can crush mountains. Actually my hands were just very close to the mirror, nice effect though.

papasurf31
May 28, 2006, 6:09 pm
Second Life!

Da cHeeSeMaN
May 28, 2006, 7:28 pm
um did they all kill each other that why theres no 9th day?

0xSilentx0
May 28, 2006, 8:38 pm
Sorry is it too late 0.o;;


8 neat
2 shy
6 active
5 playful
4 nice

I'm for knowledge, and I'm azn so make me like it ok?...Can I also be in all black? I have Beatles hair, and I have big cheeks with glasses...And my real name is Kyle if tha thelps ^_^

Deleted User
May 28, 2006, 10:16 pm
Why the hell are people still signing up to this. lol..

Captain Ben
May 28, 2006, 11:33 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by Liber_LupusYeah, they can crush mountains. Actually my hands were just very close to the mirror, nice effect though.


Either that or you must be doing Arnold Schwarzenegger from behind..




HOWZAT! I SPELT SCHARZENEGGER RIGHT FIRST GO!!

Zero72
May 29, 2006, 12:12 am
 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderWhy the hell are people still signing up to this. lol..

I do still need a few people to round out another household. I might cap it off after that, though. I'm in deep enough already.

Captain Ben
May 29, 2006, 1:15 am
The teenage lovechild of ? and Liber Lupus.
Btw, if I ever do get put in (if my constant whining and [CENSORED]ing doesn't work), Screw the stats, just make me as dirty, lazy and as unpleasant as possible. :D:D:D:D:D:D I'm all excited now.

Vijchtidoodah
May 29, 2006, 2:53 am
Wtf, I thought you were missing an eye.

Captain Ben
May 29, 2006, 4:22 am
I lied.

Vijchtidoodah
May 29, 2006, 6:12 am
You just lost 10 Interesting points. That brings you to -2. Dangerous waters, my friend, dangerous waters...

Captain Ben
May 29, 2006, 10:27 am
[IMAGE]

Zero72
May 29, 2006, 10:49 am
...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, I thought The Sims 2 Body Shop was up for download for free somewhere or another... So I was looking for that, hoping maybe some of you guys would give it a shot or whatever. I dunno.

I'll try to discipline myself into getting more done tomorrow.

Edit: http://www.download.com/The-Sims-2-Body-Shop-editor/3000-7551_4-10292066.html

Captain Ben
May 30, 2006, 6:54 am
The Sims 2 comes with its own bodyshop editor... It's on the start menu somewhere

Zero72
May 31, 2006, 11:03 am
That's Body Shop, actually. I've been using it.

Deleted User
June 1, 2006, 8:14 pm
Haha, damn funny. I also have a copy of Sims 2. Perhaps I could make one house too?

Zero72
June 2, 2006, 12:33 pm
Hmm... I dunno. Creating everybody is what's holding me up. Once I get that out of the way, updating the lot of them wouldn't be a big problem, with some more careful file organization.

No progress all week, sorry. I've spent most of it asleep, at work, asleep at work, or wallowing in emo in observance of something really awful that happened to me two years ago.

Deleted User
June 2, 2006, 8:00 pm
omg, how long does it take you lol. Just make them look like the picture. dont be so hard on yourself. =]

Zero72
June 2, 2006, 9:49 pm
 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderJust make them look like the picture.
...Oh, that's what I'm doing wrong.

papasurf31
June 2, 2006, 10:27 pm
Oh yeah, if possible, make me more asian and make my hair longer.

Zero72
June 2, 2006, 10:30 pm
Can't modify existing Sims.

papasurf31
June 2, 2006, 10:31 pm
:( <-- this is my face right now.

Deleted User
June 3, 2006, 12:34 am
you can modify exsisting sims using sim Pe search on google

?
June 3, 2006, 1:15 am
so when is the next big update?

Toumaz
June 7, 2006, 1:42 pm
Hilarious... simply hilarious. Awaiting next update!

DeMonIc
June 7, 2006, 1:54 pm
Aww Toumaz. Bet Zero was already happy that this topic sunk.

Deleted User
June 7, 2006, 1:55 pm
nothing lasts forever ;P

Zero72
June 8, 2006, 10:25 am
I seriously need to reawaken my interest, which should be as easy as firing the game up and letting another day of the first household putter along. The thing which momentarily turned me off was difficulty in making the new guys. Cross actually came out really well, but when I tried Kazuki, most of my results came out looking almost just like Demonic. I'll try to get something done later.

FliesLikeABrick
June 8, 2006, 12:11 pm
please do something to carry this thread over to the new forums