Zegovia
May 19, 2006, 10:10 am
"why are you sleeping with a bicycle?"
"im tierd of sleepwalking.."
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There whas once a french, a german and a bellman who where out in the dessert thirsting to death. then they met up with a genie standing by a empty pool, the genie said if they shout what they wanna bath in at the time they jump in, theyll be bathing in it.
The french jumped and shouted "Whine", and the second after he where bathing in whine. the german shouted "ALE" and he where then bathing in ale, then when bellman jumped, he realised he forgot to take his wristwatch of, and he shouted "SH!t"!!!
Post yours... ^^
Captain Ben
May 19, 2006, 2:21 pm
ehhh shut the hell up :)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
WHERES MY TRACTOR?!
How do you make a pool table laugh?
TICKLE ITS BALLS!
Why did Fred fall off the swing?
HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY ARMS!
GunPowder
May 19, 2006, 2:45 pm
Quote:Originally posted by Zegovia"why are you sleeping with a bicycle?"
"im tierd of sleepwalking.."
Ow, That hurt, TAKE THIS!@! :
Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
Cause it didn't have the guts
omg@!!@ lameness.
Swarmer
May 19, 2006, 7:13 pm
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
mar77a
May 19, 2006, 8:45 pm
Why would you put your watch in a box?
To stop loosing your time.
GunPowder
May 19, 2006, 10:48 pm
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing
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Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.
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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny
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Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE
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Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
Eagles_Arrows
May 19, 2006, 11:20 pm
Three boys were walking down a street from school. They stop by at a fence that has a bunch of holes in it. They peek through the holes and see a naked woman on the other side. One boy runs away.
Second day, they stop at the fence and saw the naked woman again. The boy runs away again.
They do the same thing the next day except when the boy begins to run, the other two catch him by the shirttail asking, "Why do you keep running away like that?"
The boy replied, "Mommy says that if I see a naked lady I will turn into stone, and for everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder."
thekingkitty
May 20, 2006, 3:13 am
What do you call a hooker with no legs?
a nighter crawler!
Zegovia
May 21, 2006, 8:09 pm
Take this one then lads!
There whas a vet teacher who where about to have his very first class with the students, they had all gathered outside a farm, he then started.
"when you become a Vetrinarian, you have to take notice of a few things.."
He then removed a tarpaulin that layed on the ground, and underneath it whas a dead cow.
"First thing is that you have to show respect to all animals..."
The students looked at the carcass and noded.
"The second thing is to have nerves of steel.."
He then took his finger and put it up the cows arse, and then sucked the finger of. The students where of course Shocked...
"Now you do it..." the teacher said...
None of the students wanted to do, obviously they where too disgusted of it, but in the end they all poked their fingers up the dead cows arse, and sucked the finger of..
"Now...." the teacher said, afther the students have calmed down from nearly throwing up...
"The THIRD thing you have to take notice of, is OBSERVATION!
The students went all WTF!?!?!?!??!
"You see, i Showed up my middle finger, and sucked of my fore finger..."
BIG LAUGH!
Deleted User
May 21, 2006, 8:31 pm
there was 2 guys fighting then the kangaroo won somehow
Mothafix
May 21, 2006, 8:47 pm
2 guys were walking on street and then guy in center fell down.