In the hunt for ultimate popularity I will now challenge fourth this forum in ann free for all battle in bull[CENSORED] and mindgames!! Does anyone dare enter the battlefield as I start bombarding it with bebises?!

eat bebises and die [CENSORED]s!!

k.

 Quote:Originally posted by DrivenUnderk.


Ouch>.< that one hurt in the nether regions!

I'll counter those bebises with new, fresh, clean, and good smelling diapers!!

After that I throw them at YOUR (yes your) nipples! See their hungry little mouths and tremble!! HA!

 Quote:Originally posted by Coq RougeI'll counter those bebises with new, fresh, clean, and good smelling diapers!!

After that I throw them at YOUR (yes your) nipples! See their hungry little mouths and tremble!! HA!


Ugh, luckly, becouse of a strange majical medical condition, I was born without nipples! Hah! I quickly feed my dog with the worthless bebises and calls fourth ONE HUNDRED m79 noobs who don't even know how to change their name from major at you!

Well... ill throw a hat at you. TAKE THAT!!!

Who the hell throws a hat at people? Anyway, I throw the hat back at you, assehole!

i get hit with the hat and die.

wtf is goin on

HAAAAH im the winner, both cause the banner was flashing and cause i killed you.

No it wasn't, liar liar, pants on fire (seriously, fire god owns!)

LIES!!!!!

DrivenUnder WHYYYYYHYYYYY!!!1!41' not you! :(((

I'll kill you teacher you rat [CENSORED]! *shoves teacher into MM's birthday caek*

oh, btw, uses majic powers of doublepost to resurect Coq rouge. Then throw a baby at him.Eat that!

Oh noez, Coq rouge fooled me!!, damn you! *Starts melting* I'mmmm mellltinggggggg...!

Triple posts out of no good reason. Suddenly god appears, making the creator of ovens made for cakes retroactivly killed.

a TRIPLE POST!!! whats wrong with you man!? have you no heart!!?!?
i sahll throw my reserve hat at you!

wait.. im still alive.. yay! o [CENSORED]

*dies by the hat*

ouch, them hats really hurt dude!

of course it hurts! its a mjically enchanted hat, its brim is TEN HUNDRED times sharper than that of a normal hat!

*AAAGHHHH* AGAINNN!!
You cockered unwashed bladder DAMN you!
*wearing his samurai hat, Coq throws 20,5 paper shurikens both TuuB and teacher with his enormous* RAWRAWRWRRRR! DIE!!?!1
*tear* @ DrivenUnder T_T

Suddenly, teacher(that is, I, the hero!!) dives under the massve attack of paper shuriken, grabbing a few in the flight. Teacher hastly made these paperweapons of mass destruction into tiny tiny pirat ships, which he manned with bebises, and he is now attacking the harbour with them!!

BUT, by using my dark power i turn drivenunder into a willingless zombie, i know have her jump in front of me thereby blocking all the paper shurikens with her body. ... except one...

i turn around and bit TuuB's head off. Then collapse to the ground. Yes.. revenge.

BASH PIT IS GOING DOWN

aah thats a difficult one driveunder, but do you really think you can outmaneuver the one that summoned you? no!
due to divine help, i bring forth: MY EXTRA HEAD!
i also throw your now completely dead body at mar77a, just for the hell of it.

Haha, have you forgotten me, the babymaster and scurge of about 3 seas, TEACHER? I suddenly spring to action, kidnapping driveunder with my babypirats. Ahh, some booty me mateys!

i have always known you were a weird one, but DEAD women? not even my dark and eeevil brain has ever conjured such thoughts!
but, even to coq rouges surprise, the paper shurikens drivenunder blocked EXPLODE! destroying all your precious beeebiiiis and also ripping off the upper left part of your shirt.

Not my shirt! I'm nekkid!

With great hase I fashion a new shirt out of the booty. I throw the leftovers at Tuub! Eat it!

I also threw the pinky finger at Mar77a, just out of spite.

because of a dirty fetish i have, i jump after the pinky finger with lightning speed. but since i now notice that you have homing devices in the leftovers, i quickly stop time so that i may safely escape. but because of the serious paper cut i received from the one paper shuriken that hit me, the person who isnt frozen is not me like it should be. in fact, its no other than COQ ROUGE! oh my goodness what should i do...

Oh well..

After running around daning, shouting, peeping on various women etc. etc. I come to the point, and summon the God of time to put it all in order again. When time starts up again I rush towards TuuB with my samurai hat, stumble and fall
(duh, I'm about 86 years old now from spending all that time... umm doing stuff)

My samurai hat falls off and flies towards THE RED BUTTON!!

omg.... im alive.. im nota zombie! yay *dies by the hat* oh mother[CENSORED]er.

as soon as the God of time returns time to normal i get hit b the leftovers, but even though im flying backwards due to the hit i manage to press THE BLUE BUTTON.

But, it shows out, that the blue and the red buttons where just a metafore for the fight for ultimate power, and I press the real thing, the YELLOW button!

dude... nothing dangerous could possibly happen when you press a yellow button. in fact all i will do is stand and watch. well ill throw a hat in a random direction in case drivenunder is revived again too.

 Quote:Originally posted by Swarmerwtf is goin on

Oh yeah? But when I push the yellow button, becouse of nothing happens, teh VOID is summoned. and out of the VOID thousends of m79 wielding babises attack!!

O RLY!? you want to know how ill evade that?
!!! *FORCE JUMPS* !!!
and picks up one of the m79s, followed by a quick aim and an even quicker fire AT YOU.

Do you guys realise that yesterday, you spent two hours writing this stuff?

It's cool we have timealtering powers, it only SEEMED like two hours.
I also counter Tuub by throwing Darth Vader at him! The m79 shoot was soo bad it missed my by a mile.

Hey teacher wats your shoe size?

I want to get the right size boot so i can shove it up your ass.

:|

well i cant come up with any counter for darth vader, so i suppose ill just be seriously butt[CENSORED]ed by him.
and to answer someone elses question, if you go by the size of his ass, youd need a shoe probably the size of your head.
as everyone knows the feet are in proportion with something else, so if youd go by the size of his feet itd be a very small shoe.

To tell you the truth, I'm unable to wear shoes, and have to use sandals exlusivly, becouse I have such large feet!
I use these large feet to dance at Tuub's butt[CENSORED]ed body. Gj Vader!

but you seem to forget vader, whose hormones are now in an uproar.
so while you dance horribly on my assraped body, vader jumps at you from behuind and starts raping you too.

I pick forth my "light saber". Eat that Vader! Vader tries to eat it and suffocates.

cum to me my child, join the dark side...
while youre doing weird 18+ things with vader i turn all the m79 wielding bebises who died from the fall into mindless zombies who jump at you from behind and try to crawl up your [CENSORED].

Your babieses?! Unpossible, they must recognise their father!! Bebises, attack Tuub, now!

I arm all the bebises with hats and make them attack Tuub by throwing hats at him!

the power of blood is naught in the face of my unholy powers of death!
and even if it was i should now be their father since i brought them back from the eternal sleep of death, which you had put them into.

Err, riiiight. Oh well...

ACTIVATE BABY SELF DESTRUCTION MECHANISM

*starts grabbing the babises and throwing them at Tuub*

10 seconds to babyarmaggedon [CENSORED]!

hah there i fooled you into destroying your own bebises.
i have but one thing to say about the dodge:"beam me up, scotty!"
now the bebises in their confused state explode and send their dirty diapers onto you.

 Quote:Originally posted by teacherI will now challenge fourth this forum in ann free for all battle in...


Free anal?

penismobile

And that pretty much sum up my escape plan. Into the penismobile!

In the penismobile, I fly up to the heavens, and start bombarding the enterprise!

"I throw odd job's hat at you!" *it misses* "screw this" *makes a ham and mustard samwich*

I smoke weed and watch.

See? THIS is what happens when you put a SoldatForums.com banner in the unregistered soldat! You get ret@rds like them.. Change the ad to m00's site or something.... lol free advertising...

Are you lonely, stressed, bummed out, tired, feel like nothing's right in the world?
My answer to you is this: m00.

we get ret(at)rds at our forum?

butsekces

*takes the ham and mustardsandwich* YOINKS!

WTF is bebises?? Dude wtf are u talking bout... ur drunk man, go to bed, ur tired buddy.

really, get the soldatforums add off... lets keep the forum population down....

*killed by teacher*
yeah, people should find this forum the old fashion way..... mistaking it for a porn site, geez what has these times come to

Oh my god. Sissy fight!

Lets all fight like emos! *Takes out pen!s and slaps teacher*

 Quote:Originally posted by ?really, get the soldatforums add off... lets keep the forum population down....


Seconded.

Why the [CENSORED] did they use the forum like msn?

BECAUSE we dont post that kind of crap in msn, and also noone would be able to flame us if we did. and if nobody could flame us there would be no point in posting these kinds of stupid posts.
back on topic...
since i ahppen to be hungry for a change, i charge like lightning and steal the sandwich from right in front of your eyes. if it was a ham and bacon sandwich ill throw the bacon at MOFO NOFO for pointing at me with his dangerous "pen".

Right, feeling the mood of all the other people here, I think I will... Make a dimensional hole into reality, duplicate myself, and arm myselves with bebises. Attack meselves!!

You guys are posting way way to fast, that's why i said your using it like msn.

Wtf are bebises anyways?

Teacher and TuuB's IP's are almost exactly alike.

It's like they're the SAME PERSON.

Or they call each other and they say, "OH MY GOD, CHECK OUT THE LATEST POST I MADE ON THE SOLDAT FORUMS!"

now how lame is that?

Does that mean teacher just had a conversation with himself on page 3?

What an emo.

youre only partly right, teacher is an emo but we arent the same person.
bebises=babies=small creepy kids
to whoever it was, i did understand that was the reason you said we were posting like on msn. actually we were chatting in msn at the same time as spamming the first page.
PS. we really arent then same guy

teacher is an emo?! *pulls out chainsaw* Where should i start?

*Pulls out knife* Whenever you think you'll hit beotch!

i dont think, and hit back!

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He He I'm chucky *stabs everyone and leaves to the bathroom to masterbate* he he ^^lol