Yup, need something to occupy my time again :). Simple as this. I will post one panel to start with, showing what is currently happening in the story, and you guys make suggestions on what I should do next. I will pick my favorite, and continue the story using that one. Remember, you suggest what the main characters DOES, not what HAPPENS. So, let's get started.

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What should I do? (I am the person in the blue shirt, to clear that up)

Move over to man the stat gun (checking for enemies) and then proceed to /piss on the dead body.

 Quote:Originally posted by vash763Move over to man the stat gun (checking for enemies) and then proceed to /piss on the dead body.


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Hm....I can't see any enemies.
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Teehee, that was fun. What should I do now?

EAT PIZZA !!! WITH PAPAIA PIE !!!

gun suddenly shoots blue guy in the head

Dead guy becomes a zombie. Other zombies start coming in from the sides.

 Quote:Originally posted by xtisherebDead guy becomes a zombie. Other zombies start coming in from the sides.


Only a couple Zombies.

Then you call in for reinforcments, they arrive, construction of a tower is commenced.

Base is established on hill.

OR: A supermanning camper pops out of the air and shoots at the dude, and because of the startup time, the guy goes up to the stat gun and sprays him.

Yeah, the zombie one or the guy is actually a liquid metal guy disguised as a dead person.

Acutally, I just thought of a new one. The dead guy belongs to a predator and the predator doesn't take it kindy to someone pissing on his prize.

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lol you and your preds.. ever since we started wud you always talk bout them.

better yet, the zombie gets up and tried to piss blood on you

You take cover from heavy fire from almost all directions!

STOP SUGGESTING STUFF! Give the guy some time to make the next panel, mmkay?

ps LM is back! Hooray!

He never left, i just showed him this link on msn ;)

Jesus christ XD. I need to make this a little more clear. You suggest what the main character should DO, not what happens. So a good suggestion would be:

Move over to man the stat gun (checking for enemies) and then proceed to /piss on the dead body. (Vash)

A suggestion that would be wrong would be:

Every suggestion after Vash's, except for Anticamper's.

So I guess I'll use Anticamper's.

 Quote:Originally posted by antiCamperEAT PIZZA !!! WITH PAPAIA PIE !!!


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I love Pizza! And Papaia pie!
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Wait, I don't have any :(.

What should I DO now?

Hmm, pwn the sandbags?

or call the airforce to send u a para-pizza

Jump down and scout the rest of the map.

wait paciently for the next pannel to tell you what to do.

(great circle, he looks funny)

 Quote:Originally posted by MOFO NOFOJump down and scout the rest of the map.


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Interesting...

He goes over to the flag, and picks it up, taking it back to base not knowing what to do with it.

CAMP!

Yell, "SNAP GREEN FALG OGM BUGGGGZOR!"

Then pick it up and fly as high as you can on that map.

 Quote:Originally posted by rabidhamsterYell, "SNAP GREEN FALG OGM BUGGGGZOR!"

Then pick it up and fly as high as you can on that map.


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Oh fiddlesticks.

Fall all the way back down to apparent doom, only to have a fat Soldat wandering by wind up inadvertantly cushioning your fall. Fat soldat esplodes, shouting "WTFHAX"

 Quote:Originally posted by Norris ScottFall all the way back down to apparent doom, only to have a fat Soldat wandering by wind up inadvertantly cushioning your fall. Fat soldat esplodes, shouting "WTFHAX"


Silly Norris, you made a mistake with your suggestion :). You only suggest what I should DO in the story, not what happens. By saying that a fat soldat will wander by and cushion my fall and explode, you are suggesting what will HAPPEN :).

Keep em comming guys.

Fall into the room with the servers that host your pictures and get all the pictures on the first page to load properly.

xtishereb...every picture on the first page works fine o.o.

Looks like /kill is the only way to end his misery.

i cant see the ones made from my suggestion :/

There, they should all be working now. I moved some of the pictures to a different folder at where I host them, so THATS why they didn't work :).

He then throws the flag.

gets out his mini and surfs to an unknown land beneath him

 Quote:Originally posted by MOFO NOFOHe then throws the flag.


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Surely this will somehow stop or cushion my fall!
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Here it comes!
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Any time now!
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OH GOD! OH SWEET JESUS NO!
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MY LEGS! THROWING THE FLAG DID NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING :(!

Well, now my legs are crushed, one of my bones is sticking out, and one of my leg arteries erupted and is now spewing my blood everywhere.

What should I do!

Hes struggling, and he realizes that there is a medpack about 50 feet away from him.

The knife can be used for amputation..
Or suicide and respawn, whatever floats your boat.

Shoover, i'm going to explain this once more. TO EVERYONE :D.

How this works is like one of those choose your own adventure books. In those books, you are given a choice what to DO. This is the same, except you don't have to pick from 2-4 choices. You make a suggestion on what the main character should do. Such as:

Look for a medpack!

Rather than:

You struggle, then realize there is a medpack 50 feet away from you.

See, because that is saying what WILL happen, rather than suggesting what to do, then seeing what happens.

From now on, i'll just ignore suggestions like that.

You see enemies but you havent a gun.

 Quote:Originally posted by sotijaYou see enemies but you havent a gun.


Try to understand what he said, you can't make enemies appear.

How about he calls for 'help'?

have him reach for the knife

The flag falls down and pokes ya in the eye!

Yell "On your feet soldier!" and try to get up.

Cry for a while and see if anybody comes.

My apologies, I isread what you said man ^_^;

Sorry for the poor suggestion, let me try this again:

Crawl around the map looking for a medpack

remember that this server is non realistic and gets up to move on.

Respawn.

Prone and crawl around.

He makes suicide he dont take it anymore.And Respawns

he dies?/!!?!?

he finds a pizza in his pocket with holy leg regeneration powers, now he gets up and waits for the flag to fall down!

shouts "WHO THE [CENSORED] SUGGESTED THE FALL"

Then pulls out a barret...because without legs he can only...CAMP!

 Quote:Originally posted by Psychohave him reach for the knife


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 Quote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13The knife can be used for amputation..


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I am SO badass.

Keep moving in that direction and try to use your large head to roll in that direction.

have him keep crawling, then a bear comes and mauls him. screaming incorporated as necessary ;)

break the knife in half and use the halves as peglegs.

Crawl around looking for Pirates to see if they will give you peg legs.

make him get trapped in a bugged poly

 Quote:Originally posted by bja888Respawn.

 Quote:Originally posted by ?make him get trapped in a bugged poly


There we go!
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Um...
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UM!
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This doesn't make any kind of sense.
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I wonder if this is what purgatory looks like...

Crawl on medit pack and smile

TRY to use your jets to get that red-white thing that looks suspiciously like a med-pack.

 Quote:Originally posted by bja888 Quote:Originally posted by bja888Respawn.



Only the poly bug causes you to go flying off map first.

start licking jesus's left nipple in purgatory

make him reach for the health pack, then get shot in the head with barrett right before he touches it XD

Hell reach the barret, but the uncertain physics in the space there makes it fly away whenever he reaches it... making him pissed of and yanks it to the ground(?) with the knife, then picks it up!

Shouts "wtf" unfair! Then bites tongue off!

Get your legs, then fuse them back on with the medkit.

since there's no ground here, float onto the med-pack and be saved.

/brutalkill

Make him use the knife as a boomerang to get teh med pack, then get the barret and say OMFGHAXORZ till a mod comes and unglitches it and then ge continues on killing other noobs

guys, I seriuosly dont see a barret anywhere.

Little Guy:
wave arms wildly in an attempt to swim in the purgatory.

i don't see a barret anywhere either...

 Quote:Originally posted by ThunderPantzi don't see a barret anywhere either...


Its covered in snow....

Reach for the knife and throw it off screen.

who said that is snow? its the blanklands, the white abyss, the place with only 3 existing objects and one of them isnt inanimate.

the barrett was neve meant to be on the pic, its a sniper out of site hiding somewhere......-.-

have him make some cocaine lines....in the white abyss..

^^lol, or make him get amazingly drunk, and try to pull the moves on the medic pack. lol That would be pretty funny to watch that little guy humping a med pack haha

you find a wheelchair, with a mounted rocket launcher!