i think the /piss command should do more than an animation. forst i think if it hits a soldats head it makes his screen regular but yellow layer with opacity like 50% over it until he dies. i also think it should hurt him too(maybe 5% for constant shower). then if you piss on the ground there should be a puddle where when bullets hit it they ricochet more often. and if a soldat walks on it they slip and lose 10% of there health. and it takes them like 4 to 5 seconds to get up. and if a weapon get dropped in the piss and picked up it should fire super powerful urine bullets that blind and burn everyone it hits. do you guys think this is good?

zyxstand's spam was deleted just because it was so ridiculously stupid.

You 'r kidding right?

no. it would really be a great addition to the game. and think of killing the majors by pissing on them.

this is funny...
if you were in predator it would be hilarious!

I just want [/piss] to be a category of weapons.ini... FLAMETHROWER PISS

then you could add speed and ammo and stuff too. it would be kindof like flamethrower because it has special properties. i never thought about predator, it would be pretty cool. or berzerker.....multikill pisser

Wouldn't piss actually "heal" wounds (killing bacteria)?
And when you have low health (<15%?)your piss should be red :O

Jesus urinating Christ! Of all the useless ideas I have heard, this has got to be the most original!

Genius. Maybe a sniper scope should be added too for better range and accuracy while urinating.

to serial killer,scientifically the piss would only heal you, not other people, to gnu, i was thinking maybe you could use the arrow keys to control power and amount at any time, instead of the current mouse aiming, and maybe sniper scope strapon could be a pickup?

oh my Gawd this is odd...but freakin' funnu!

So you can adjust the flow? ...nice. But I think that if you have to stop mid-stream it should sting a little and take some of your health.

or it would hurt just barely, but there would be a chance for ur penis or ur bladder to blow up, which would be instant bloody death, but piss would make big puddle where he died, unless someone was close then it would do same effect as piss spray. also if you stopped midstream your speed would slow down by 50% maybe.

Original. But also abso-f*cking-lutely retarded. Try again, please.

hey flab, y don't u delete sk's comment since it rly isn't advocating improvement to this topic in any way. his comment is just as useless as mine!

the geologist, this is a forum for ideas, not opinions about how smart people are. please contribute instead of simply shooting it down with no reason.

New rule, naysayers get pissed on.

Back on topic,

This would provide the potential to make climb maps even crazier and difficult with a slippery, wet and hilarious floor.

i really think MM should focus on the more important issues before this gets discussed...

 Quote:Originally posted by jettlaruethe geologist, this is a forum for ideas, not opinions about how smart people are. please contribute instead of simply shooting it down with no reason.


I never said anything about how smart you are. Just how useless this idea is. I'll shoot down any idea that has no point to it other than a few cheap laughs. My reasoning was that your idea was pretty damn retarded. Which it is.

^^
Exactly what he said...there are more important issues to focus on than ridiculous piss damage.

well you know thats your opinions and i respect them. but me and im sure a couple other soldater think this would be a major improvement to the game. maybe you think this is retarded and thats alright. but i wonder what michal would think? i bet he would think this is a great idea and i bet he will add it too the game asap. but thats just what i think/hope. all the best.

you don't slip and trip on piss douche...

and i think piss helps you heal from those sea stings or something

 Quote:Originally posted by TACKLEbeast666you don't slip and trip on piss douche...



Not everyone can afford non-slip soldat jet-boots. Cut the guy some slack.

y not add a story to it: before every spawn, soldiers are injected with a lethal poison. The poison was injected directly into the bladder so it can't do any harm from there to the person bearing the poison. However, when he pisses, anyone who touches this poison slowly begins to lose health! YEAH! that's a great and useful story!

Yes, I believe Soldat should be based entirely around this story.

thank you for concurring!

No problem, I also submit that the soldiers in the game aren't men at all, but large combat bladders with jet boots and cool hair.

soldats dont ever get hit by sea stings and if they did this game would be called "soldier of jellyfish" not soldat. zxystand, you maybe could get a newbery, i think a book could be in the works.  Quote:No problem, I also submit that the soldiers in the game aren't men at all, but large combat bladders with jet boots and cool hair. that is the best idea ever, i seriously think there should be a game that is just that, or maybe just a mod so you look like a giant bladder.

uuhhh... id kinda like soldat to stay more... realistic? lol pissing on someone til they die would make you seem like a phsyco

Maybe you could make piss better animated? like... um your guy goes "AHHH THATS BETTER" afterwards? lol

gold, that's enough.

either move this discussion to the new forums or let it die please.


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