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Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 1:38 am
Ok this is gona be about a strange mystery that has happened on Dnagames during the last 2 days. Every day i will post another piece of the story. First of ill tell you about the detectives A,B,C. This is a true story btw .

Detective *(The brains of the operation)=Wormdundee
Detective *(Uh Detective B :D)=Blade
Detective *(The cop gone bad) = Me of course

Now this mystery started on a stormy night on dnagames. I went in there hoping for some good games but found that it was empty :( after a bit two guys came in. One by the name of Qwerty and one going by soldier that didnt speak english very well. I said hi and Qwerty claimed he was a noob and it was his first time playing. So i was amazed that he was so good for his first day playing cause he was doing good. He even knew how to use a law rocket cause most noobs dont know. After a bit i asked him how did he knew the password to the server. He claimed that he guessed it that was a big shock to me. As we continued to play soldier started to blab on in bad english about me shooting good and asking if i could train him on how to shoot from air as his shots went nowhere. Anyways then i thought of something else how did he find the server in the first place the lobby was down and a noob obviously didnt know how to use ase or the dnagames ip address. (I cant remember real well what he said here) Then he said that he guessed it as well. I was like wtf thats not possible. Then i began thinking for no reason because of a certain interview of a certain person. Then i was like no way u must be ..... bum bum bum

This is the 1st chapter in the amazing story of the detectives see if u can guess who he is before i post about the next chapter. I hope u enjoyed reading the 1st part.

eyic
August 30, 2003, 1:48 am
that was amazing cookie, and i was with u while it happened, amazing!
that qwerty guy was real suspicious, i never really knew that worm was an udnercover detective as well same as blade :D

now i finally know what all that was about :)
I cant wait for the next chapter!

wormdundee
August 30, 2003, 1:48 am
yeh people, so stand by for the next upcoming installment! its sure to be exciting, suspenseful, and full of lust and rom..wait, no. anyways, if you guess the person then you get a piece of moldy cheese i have sitting in my room

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 1:51 am
HAHA i never thought u'd actually post this :P DECTECTIVES A,B AND C

eyic
August 30, 2003, 1:52 am
i know who it was :)
give me the modly cheese worm!

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 1:54 am
LOL u don't havta guess we said it in front of u. U shoulda seen how i interigated his ass. ***** was yellin at me for not playin tho :(

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 2:08 am
SHUSH u will ruin the story please delete your post or edit it by replacing the name with *. U have given up a key plot twist in the story by tellin them that shame on u lol

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 2:23 am
The mystery isnt complete however we are 97.5 % sure we have solved it

Kamikaze_Ninja
August 30, 2003, 2:25 am
LMAO this actually here *raises hand to signify he was a witness* ya very odd indeed can't wait to see what happens in the wild whacky world of soldat ^_-'

Nightmare
August 30, 2003, 2:29 am
i bet it was the the creator of soldat.

eyic
August 30, 2003, 2:31 am
me and cookie and hpefulyl worm and blade are gonna make a Soldat Detective Organization ill psot the site when its made and its not a clan so no tags its just a lil undercover organization..

morpheus
August 30, 2003, 2:36 am
C.O.P.S - citizens out patrolling soldat

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 2:53 am
Ok i have heard your answers. Tommorrow i will reveal the next step of the this amazing story.

Btw in the future we will be creating more storys some true like this one others not. Also now Eyic is detective E and we are creating a webpage

eyic
August 30, 2003, 3:14 am
the site is www.the-sd.cjb.net im gonna start work on it soon :)
oh and their'll be a section were peeps can fill out a form with their amazing mysteries, then they'd get posted on the site! :)

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 3:20 am
wow thats actually a great idea for a feature on the site :D the top 3 mysteries that are true and are solved will recieve detective status :D

eyic
August 30, 2003, 3:48 am
yeh that'd be cool and peopel can submit mysteries for us to solve and they'd be able to say what server it was i nand all this other crap and we could set out a team to solve it and they can also specify the suspects they think r involved and we can interogate them :D

wormdundee
August 30, 2003, 4:02 am
just a question, what happened to Detective D? theres only A,B,C, and E

btw, my secret undercover name is Inspector *, dont give it away now!

R
August 30, 2003, 4:03 am
COOKIE!!! my good pal ^_^ dude pleeeeeze let me in on this. i can track down pretty much anything. make me detective R or something!!! please cookie please! this is awesome!!

eyic
August 30, 2003, 4:12 am
yeh R u'd be great , hey Worm our code names start with the our letters im Detective E and worm u should be Detective W and Cookie is Detective C and Blade is Detective B and R will be Detective R :D

btw - im not gonna make a site any more i made a forum instead, the site is www.the-sd.cjb.net please psot there and sign up!!

Kamikaze_Ninja
August 30, 2003, 4:16 am
I shall be simply known as "that one guy" lol or Private Eye KN

wormdundee
August 30, 2003, 4:17 am
eh, well in the game we just sorta started at A and went from there

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 3:43 pm
LOL ya but we need inspector G :D o and i sugested detective R cuz ur name is R :P i also suggested another name that will soon be announced

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 4:18 pm
And teh winner of the moldy cheese goes to none other than the one the only ******* ..... bum bum bum hahah jk its Nightmare good job u guessed correctly that the first suspect was none other than Michal himself. And lucky you today there is 2 chapters :D

Chapter 2 A Mystery Revealed

Ok so basically after calling him Michal he is like wut? Then im like yer Michal? Then soldier is like what is it that talking about are you? I vant lesson about how from air you shoot well with out shot nowhere going? So I say I have to leave to go to teh store back to school shopping so the mystery would have to wait for another day so i tell them ill be back there same time tommorrow.

Chapter 3 The Detectives Formed

So i come into Dnagames yesterday and there is Blade and Worm and some other peeps in there as well on the level known as Kampf. Btw post any information u can fill in if parts are missing. So after recieveing a royal thrashing the level changed and i believe it was just me blade and worm left. When incomes none other than qwerty himself we played for a short while. And then i told the other 2 about what happened the other day. And i was like he must be michal :D because he was good and he got into the server and he was pretendin to be a noob and stuff. So I basically came up with this crazy idea from teh interview i had read about michal i remember something about michal neverplaying by his real name always by a secret name which made me believe that there was a possibility that this was none other than Michal himself. After much ridicule by blade and worm something happened. He proceeded to ask us about what we would like to see in an upcoming event which was _____ bum bum bum bummmmmmmm

Now this is another mystery to be solved by the great users of teh soldat forums. The 1st to answer will win a marvelous round of soldat with some of teh detectives. Who in there right mind wouldn't want to play soldat with us eh?


Ok Stay Tuned Tommorrow For Chapter 4 : Questions from "Michal"

R
August 30, 2003, 9:49 pm
thats a great story! now people guess who you think it is! and if you have any leads in this case tell us!

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 10:19 pm
please someone answer the mystery :D i will not post until monday if no one answers >:D

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 11:58 pm
I just met tweak again in dna after some1 posed as him and then left (u no who u r jackass just kiddin :P)
Ok well i didn't stay long unfortunately and didnt find out much but he was very hasty and whenever i asked him something he asked me something rude. It wasn't much of a confrontation but if it helps any other detectives then be it.

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 12:09 am
hmm it should help out with the case good work blade and someone anyone can u guess the upcoming event thats gona happen in soldat soon?!?!?! u win a round of play with teh detectives

eyic
August 31, 2003, 12:18 am
I interviewed Tweak earlier he didnt claim that he was the guy who done it heres the interview on msn :

-Interview with Tweak-
eyic says:
Were you or werent you at DnaGames at the time?
Tweak896 says:
which time
eyic says:
Today
Tweak896 says:
nope
eyic says:
the 30/8/2003
eyic says:
Have you used the name Qwerty Today? the 30/8/2003 at any other server?
Tweak896 says:
yes
eyic says:
WHat Servers?
Tweak896 says:
wait no
eyic says:
Ok
Tweak896 says:
its 1:06 am
Tweak896 says:

eyic says:
Yesterday then?
Tweak896 says:
but, at the 2wai server
eyic says:
Ok
eyic says:
Have you used the name Qwerty in the past 2 days?
Tweak896 says:
nope
eyic says:
Have you recently gone to dnagames?
Tweak896 says:
no
eyic says:
Who do you suspect started this Mystery?
eyic says:
Name 3 People
Tweak896 says:
eyic, blade, and wormdundee
eyic says:
uh no
eyic says:
blade and worm were their at the time and i was their too
eyic says:
so was cookie
eyic says:
..
Tweak896 says:
r
Tweak896 says:
?
eyic says:
R is not a suspect
eyic says:
He didnt knwo anythig about it
eyic says:
name 3 people u suspect dont juse guess
Tweak896 says:
ya, but it just seems like your going alittle far with making a website because someone has a name they dont use
Tweak896 says:
thats why
eyic says:
...
eyic says:
continue with the questions
Tweak896 says:
i think one of you guys did it
Tweak896 says:
to frame me
eyic says:
No
eyic says:
We have been told you are suspected
eyic says:
Go on with it
Tweak896 says:
eyic says:
ur udner arest

eyic says:
Did you or did you not DO it?
Tweak896 says:
no
Tweak896 says:
i didnt do it
Tweak896 says:
i thought you guys did it for publicity
eyic says:
We did nothing
eyic says:
this incident started 2 days ago
eyic says:
and we wil lend it
Tweak896 says:
how can you prove this happened?
Tweak896 says:
and that all of you were in the same game
eyic says:
Cookie has informed us, and we know nothing yet
eyic says:
u r just a suspect
Tweak896 says:
o
Tweak896 says:
someone told me to say that i was in dna
Tweak896 says:
when people ask questions.....
eyic says:
hold o nsec
eyic says:
i have some evidence
Tweak896 says:
that one of you guys did it?
eyic says:
Uncovered from the soldat forums
eyic says:
hold on a sec
eyic says:
its about you doing it
eyic says:
hold a sec
Tweak896 says:
framer?
Tweak896 says:

eyic says:
no
eyic says:
a guy claims u done it
Tweak896 says:
confusing
eyic says:
hold on
Tweak896 says:
ask him what i looked like
eyic says:
i wil lquestion hi msoon
Tweak896 says:
cool
Tweak896 says:
maybe he did it?
Tweak896 says:
wait
Tweak896 says:
who is this?
eyic says:
eesahe claims u done it
eyic says:
and hes posted in the sodlat forums
Tweak896 says:
lol
eyic says:
u saying you were qwerty
Tweak896 says:
this is funny
eyic says:
Rufio was there
eyic says:
you hav increased your suspect level
eyic says:
you are now suspected of 70% of doign this extraodinary crime of name stealing
Tweak896 says:
how am i involved with this mystery
eyic says:
we have hidden proof
eyic says:
people sayign u done it
Tweak896 says:
o
eyic says:
eesahe will eb questioned soon
eyic says:
until he is questioned you will eb suspected
Tweak896 says:
but the question is who would start something
Tweak896 says:
or be qwerty
eyic says:
and eesahe claism u started it
eyic says:
enuf!
eyic says:
Thanks for your Time and Support Tweak
Tweak896 says:
lol
eyic says:
This Interview ends here
eyic says:
you will be questioned later once eesahe is questioned
Tweak896 says:
lmao, k
eyic says:
-End of Interview with Tweak-

he claims he had nothing to do with it..... but another guy i interviewed name eeshae claims tweak did do it heres his interview while playign soldat :

-Start of Interview with Eesahe-
[<=CD=> Eesahe] hi
[eyic] eeschae!
[eyic] about Qwerty
[eyic] who is it? I gotta interview you... Officially...
[eyic] Tell me the truth
[eyic] im eyic
[eyic] a detective
[<=CD=> Eesahe] ehh? :)
[eyic] from the Soldat Detective Organization
[<=CD=> Eesahe] you can ask from other who were on #soldat.2wai :
[<=CD=> Eesahe] :)
[eyic] u have the right to answer myquestions
[eyic] im gonna ask u a few questions
[eyic] answer them
[eyic] Do you Know Tweak Well?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] emm.. not? :P
[eyic] Is he in anyway qwerty?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] yes he is!
[eyic] why do u suspect him?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] lol, as he said that himself :P
[eyic] has he told you?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] yes
[eyic] he told me u made him tell u that for fun...
[<=CD=> Eesahe] in #soldat.2wai :O
[eyic] but is it really him?
[eyic] give me some proof
[<=CD=> Eesahe] nobody knows! o_O
[eyic] well eeshae who do u suspect it is then?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] i think he's tweak! :o
[eyic] other than tweak
[eyic] any other suspects?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] aha! YOU are Qwerty!
[eyic] no
[eyic] seriously
[<=CD=> Eesahe] are you sure?
[eyic] yes im sure imnot qwerty...
[<=CD=> Eesahe] good.
[eyic] this incident has been happening more than 2 days ago..
[<=CD=> Eesahe] yes
[eyic] have u been in dnagames with qwerty in it?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] and tweak said that yesterday o_O
[<=CD=> Eesahe] yea
[eyic] have u asked him if it was him?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] and after that qwerty said he will go to irc
[<=CD=> Eesahe] after that tweak came to #soldat.2wai and said
[<=CD=> Eesahe] he was qwerty
[eyic] why does he claim he hasnt been in dnagames for
[eyic] the last 2 days?
[<=CD=> Eesahe] dunno.
[eyic] this is an official interview
[<=CD=> Eesahe] h.
[eyic] it will be posted
[<=CD=> Eesahe] yes
[eyic] in the Soldat Detective Forums at www.the-sd.cjb.net
[<=CD=> Eesahe] oh,
[eyic] U and Tweak are now suspected
[<=CD=> Eesahe] oh.
[<=CD=> Eesahe] let's play
[eyic] Tweak is suspected 80% now
[eyic] ur now suspected 50%
[eyic] you have the right to play now
[<=CD=> Eesahe] lol
[eyic] cya and thanks for your time
[<=CD=> Eesahe] ur funny Å Å ^^
[eyic] you will be questioned again another day
[eyic] for now cya
[eyic] if u have any objections go to www.the-sd.cjb.net
[<=CD=> Eesahe] but will i answer them?
[eyic] and register
[eyic] and post
[eyic] but for now cya
-End of Interview with Eesahe-

strnge aye? Tweak will go further questioning....




Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 1:38 am
we need more suspects as of the moment i will now post some interesting clues that have come up recently in teh last hour

:1: Everyone knows Adraen right? While on Ase i discovered someone going under teh alias of Ardaen. This clue could possibly mean that he is actually Adraen or it was someone disguising themselves :O

:2:rogerwabbit76567568 has joined the game! wtf who is this roger he claims that roger is roger could these numbers at the end of his name posibbly mean something

:3:SaRs has joined the game! Wtf who is this sars

:4:This next one is the most valuable clue of all
cannibalistic has joined the game!
[Cookie] who are u cannibalistic
[Cookie] are u a noob?
[cannibalistic] NO MAN
[cannibalistic] i love football
[cannibalistic] and music
[cannibalistic] sometimes i go to the movies
[cannibalistic] but not to often
[cannibalistic] my real name is davis
[cannibalistic] i am 14 years old
[cannibalistic] tfrom england
[cannibalistic] london
[Cookie] lol
[Cookie] hmm
[cannibalistic] i like soldat
[Cookie] this is a clu
cannibalistic] sometimes i play online
[cannibalistic] not to often
[cannibalistic] i prefer offline
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] i think he's grit
[cannibalistic] bots are fun
[Cookie] what other names do u go bye?
[cannibalistic] i go to school to
cannibalistic] well not always
[cannibalistic] tbut a lot
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] i think that cannibalistic is grit
[cannibalistic] so i love the foo fighters
[cannibalistic] they rox
[Cookie] what othere names do u go bye?
Next map: ctf_Viet
Qin scores for Alpha Team
[cannibalistic] their first album
[cannibalistic] its awsome
[cannibalistic] anyone heard it?
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] brb
[Cookie] ITS MICHAL!
[cannibalistic] i love it
[Cookie] lol
[cannibalistic] its better then the first ones
[cannibalistic] kinda funny
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] i think that i know who u r
[Cookie] are u michal?
[cannibalistic] its usually so with games
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] i think that i know who u r
[Cookie] are u michal?
[cannibalistic] its usually so with games
[cannibalistic] they guys dont type kil so much
[Cookie] tthis guy is throwing the detective
[cannibalistic] ti am talking to cookie
[Cookie] too much info
[cannibalistic] hes cool
[cannibalistic] i have been playing this game since late february
[cannibalistic] its pretty
[cannibalistic] cool
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] cookie, i think i know who he is
[cannibalistic] i loved the augh first
[Cookie] kami?
[cannibalistic] tthen later on i used the desserts
[Cookie] xcon..
[Cookie] ?
cannibalistic] tnow i use the ak73
[Cookie] hmm
[Cookie] uhhh
[cannibalistic] well i have a mod
[cannibalistic] the unreal mod
[Cookie] are u on my msn?
[cannibalistic] and you can tsee who you are shooting att
[cannibalistic] so i shoot at anything moving
[cannibalistic] well i have a mod
[Cookie] do u have msn let me add u
[:"CIA":MechaFlash] cookie, i think that he is grit
[Fury - Remedy] THIS IS WHY WE START A SERVER ONLY FOR THE ELITE
[Cookie] when is it starting?
[cannibalistic] can i join?
[Fury - Remedy] if you kill yourself in real life
[Cookie] thats bad remedy
[cannibalistic] okk
[cannibalistic] and then i will revive myself
[Cookie] twouldnt u feel bad if he really did?
[cannibalistic] and then i died
[cannibalistic] but i still live
[Fury - Remedy] noop
[cannibalistic] i watched that
[cannibalistic] ton star trek
[hatebreed] boob

that was the clue Wtf what was mechaflash naggin about :D Remedy is a mean prick hatebreed likes boobs and cannibalistic likes to talk alot thats all ive found from that anyone else see anything i left out some text by others

eyic
August 31, 2003, 1:46 am
hey cookie ill try to interview Sars and the others, under the codename ;)

we need more clues, and we still have a few other mysteries to solve, so we gotta get this over wit!

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 2:10 am
yes now that this has been going on i would really like to see what will happen maybe we can have a soldat trial on dnagames where someone can be a judge and we can have a jury hmmmm

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 2:13 am
well from now on please post all detective work in the other detective post and\or www.the_sd.cjb.net forums :D this is just my post for the telling of the story and noone has answered the question yet what major soldat event will occur very soon :D

TIR_Blade
August 31, 2003, 2:30 am
First off, Remedy is a prick. He just tells every1 to stfu when they rnt saying anything then he has a conversation about nothin with a guy named Feather. Then i tell him to stfu and if u wanna talk take it to messenger. Then he goes crazy.

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 2:45 am
lol anyway new ground breakin evidence discovered im gona make it for detectives only on the forums

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 5:05 am
im srry for this double post but its very important I have solved the mystery of qwerty in the past 3 hours i devised a masterful plan on how to catch the culprit which i did and i recieved a full confession and congratulations. However the general public of soldat will only find out who the culprit was at the end of my story. I am also proposing a idea for teh detective organization that we start a detective hall of fame we can have me blade and worm as the original wonder detectives then the rest of the guys and i get my own award for cracking the "Qwerty" case

sauron_the_deceiver
August 31, 2003, 10:25 am
Um...you accuse Michal of being Qwerty, even though he was on holiday at the time? Taking a break from Sodlat?

Hmm.

eyic
August 31, 2003, 11:22 am
no michal aint a suspect we foudn out who done it but we rnt saying until later...

Cookie.
August 31, 2003, 3:06 pm
michal is innoecent :D i found out who done it and i got the full conversation recorded in a .xml file anyways back to teh story and stuff today blade is gona right Chapter 4 questions from michal from his own perspective so enjoy. And for all the people that didnt answer the upcoming event in soldat history is........the release of version 1.1.6 :O see that wasnt that hard was it? now no one wins teh gameplay with the detectives or maybe no one wanted it lol

eyic
September 1, 2003, 1:37 am
lol @ cookie, man this detective job is mad, peopel sendign mysteries , us solvign it and we just finished oru first mystery, yay!

SILENT
September 1, 2003, 4:16 am
to much to read...hehe im lazy.

TIR_Blade
September 1, 2003, 2:39 pm
I believe i have crucial evidence to the Cannabalism case.