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The Soldat Detectives *Case #1 updated*
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R
August 30, 2003, 5:24 am
Do you need a problem solved in the world of Soldat? Come to us! The soldat detectives! We'll solve almost anything in the world of soldat. To submit your case or just to comment about the Soldat Detectives go to: http://www.the-sd.cjb.net/ As we solve cases we will periodically post the stories here, along with some special goodies ^_^

"Special Goodies"
- Comics (yes, you heard me right :D)
- Videos (once again, you heard me right :p)
- And in-depth stories on each case!

The Soldat Detectives
- Cookie
- Wormdundee
- Blade
- Eyic
- R
- Fabmanx

Call any of us to do your detective work! And guess what? - Its absolutely free!!!

We will update this thread or a new one with any new stories of cases we solved/solving, videos of our investigations, or some special comics about our exploits.

Do not fear! The Soldat Detectives are here!

- The-SD


Case #1: The mystery at DNAgames... (written by cookie)

Now this mystery started on a stormy night on dnagames. I went in there hoping for some good games but found that it was empty :( after a bit two guys came in. One by the name of Qwerty and one going by soldier that didnt speak english very well. I said hi and Qwerty claimed he was a noob and it was his first time playing. So i was amazed that he was so good for his first day playing cause he was doing good. He even knew how to use a law rocket cause most noobs dont know. After a bit i asked him how did he knew the password to the server. He claimed that he guessed it that was a big shock to me. As we continued to play soldier started to blab on in bad english about me shooting good and asking if i could train him on how to shoot from air as his shots went nowhere. Anyways then i thought of something else how did he find the server in the first place the lobby was down and a noob obviously didnt know how to use ase or the dnagames ip address. (I cant remember real well what he said here) Then he said that he guessed it as well. I was like wtf thats not possible. Then i began thinking for no reason because of a certain interview of a certain person. Then i was like no way u must be .....Michal!

Chapter 2 A Mystery RevealedUpdated!

Ok so basically after calling him Michal he is like wut? Then im like yer Michal? Then soldier is like what is it that talking about are you? I vant lesson about how from air you shoot well with out shot nowhere going? So I say I have to leave to go to teh store back to school shopping so the mystery would have to wait for another day so i tell them ill be back there same time tommorrow.

Chapter 3 The Detectives FormedUpdated!

So i come into Dnagames yesterday and there is Blade and Worm and some other peeps in there as well on the level known as Kampf. Btw post any information u can fill in if parts are missing. So after recieveing a royal thrashing the level changed and i believe it was just me blade and worm left. When incomes none other than qwerty himself we played for a short while. And then i told the other 2 about what happened the other day. And i was like he must be michal :D because he was good and he got into the server and he was pretendin to be a noob and stuff. So I basically came up with this crazy idea from teh interview i had read about michal i remember something about michal neverplaying by his real name always by a secret name which made me believe that there was a possibility that this was none other than Michal himself. After much ridicule by blade and worm something happened. He proceeded to ask us about what we would like to see in an upcoming event which was _____ bum bum bum bummmmmmmm

Now this is another mystery to be solved by the great users of teh soldat forums. The 1st to answer will win a marvelous round of soldat with some of teh detectives. Who in there right mind wouldn't want to play soldat with us eh?


Ok Stay Tuned Tommorrow For Chapter 4 : Questions from "Michal"


Keep looking here for the dramatic conclusion of this mysterious case! If you think you know who is the culprit here or if you think you know anything related to this case, post at http://www.the-sd.cjb.net/ and tell us your views and thoughts about this case!

BMF
August 30, 2003, 6:23 am
G.A.F.L.

New abbreviation i just created. A new mystery for you to solve!! What does it stand for??! Get budy detectives

R
August 30, 2003, 6:27 am
ummm....we just solve soldat mysteries not little riddles that you already know the answer to........

eyic
August 30, 2003, 6:27 am
no we solve soldat mysteries, not any mysteries otu of ur head :D
oh and go to www.the-sd.cjb.net and post ur mysteries there so we can solve them!

eesahe
August 30, 2003, 8:04 am
The mystery is solved! o_O

[10:55:58] <+Tweak896> i was qwerty
[10:56:22] <+RuFIo> i thought so

Hercule Poirot
August 30, 2003, 8:06 am
you guys trying to steal my detective work shame on you ;)

Respect to the detective with a big moustaches!!!

eyic
August 30, 2003, 8:14 am
eeashe u idiot, u pulled it all of damn u lol oh and once u figure the mystery go to www.the-sd.cjb.net and psot there dumbass :D

hey hercule we made a Soldat Detectives Organization, mabe ya can join lol go to www.the-sd.cjb.net and look aroudn each detective gets their own codename and [:-censored] its cool :D and hercule u can even post ur own mysteries!

eesahe
August 30, 2003, 8:49 am
No, it's true :) We played on dnagames, Qwerty was there... And we decided to go to IRC
And Tweak896 said that on #soldat.2wai :)

eyic
August 30, 2003, 9:48 am
eesahe thanks for your interview, but I still cant suspect Tweak 100% im not gettign enuf answers or am i not askign enuf questions?

Retribution
August 30, 2003, 1:01 pm
I remember you guys talking about this on dnagames :P I was like wtf this guy isnt ****** lol I just told didnt I?

eyic
August 30, 2003, 1:47 pm
we dont know who done it yet, peopel say its tweak but i've itnerviewed tweak and he claims he hasnt done it, we're gonna go in further investigation btw go to www.the-sd.cjb.net to find out about a new case we trying to solve!

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 3:38 pm
I Interagated qwerty with some questions tweak would no and he didn't get any right. He didnt even no the leader of BA.

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 3:38 pm
Yes soo should i continue teh story in this post or the one i started :D

Chakra
August 30, 2003, 3:57 pm
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by Michal Marcinkowski, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
The Soldat Detectives


*cough*

Hercule Poirot
August 30, 2003, 4:30 pm
eh i have mystery why i'm the only one that keeps kicked off on dnagames everytime i play there :|

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 4:31 pm
LOL A-TEAM at first i called us that coincidence I THINK NOT

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 4:32 pm
I have solved the mystery its because u have bad ping :D simple as that or is it.......

Hercule Poirot
August 30, 2003, 4:40 pm
lol you solved it good job detective :)

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 4:42 pm
btw i saw that detective in ure signature on tv at 1 am in the morning :D very interesting show

Hercule Poirot
August 30, 2003, 4:49 pm
oh i hope it was good episode and that you learned lot of his detective work ;)

BMF
August 30, 2003, 5:17 pm
G.A.F.L. A mysterious abbreviation, a puzzle of the century. Looks like the detectives could not handle it

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 6:18 pm
DETECTIVE B HAS FOUND THE ANSWER
G.A.F.L=Get A F.CKING LIFE

THE DETECTIVES WIN AGAIN!

cletus66
August 30, 2003, 9:25 pm
Good job blade excellent detective once again by detective B :D

TIR_Blade
August 30, 2003, 9:42 pm
thank u fetus...I MEAN CLETUS :(

cletus66
August 30, 2003, 10:06 pm
lol no one has even attempted a guess at what the person asked us about the story will have to wait until someone guesses it

Cookie.
August 30, 2003, 10:13 pm
uhhh yea as u can see i use to go by cletus online i dunno why i signed in as that btw anyone know how to delete an old account or if its possible to get a moderator to delete it for u?