I really want ot know. I know he's polish, like me.

I've always wondered...

well...heres an artist's rendering of Michal:

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:)

He is a very ugly monster
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Dont bag him, hes kool

lol..

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Yes it's true..

i think hes fat he got many soldat registers in day and he goes shop and buy lot of candy and eat them in one day :P

they say..hes over seven feet tall!
arms HUGE like treetrunks...
legs...so STrong and wide..he could snap a man in half with them.. and step over a river!

with eyes so FEIRCE! they rival the suns BRIGHTNESS!!

One of the Ten Commandments people: 'You shall not make a graven image'(of god) i.e Michal. tut, tut..

Aye, there was a sighting of 'im once, it was said he had burning red hair with fiery tiger eyes, but no-one has ever gotten proof..arrrh.

Hes Yellow like in the simpsons.

NO! I know what he looks like!
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He has brown hair, he is pretty fat, he has glasses, he has an shirt with some food on it, and boxer's.

Quit [:-censored]ing! [;)] I know! Maybe me and rest of the forum (polish guys) will do an action in the goverment like in Matrix bam, bummm! On the walls tratatatata... All dead. [8D] And we will steal all his files. And his [:-paperbag] face wont be mistiriuos.

Or maybe here This is not promotion just wanted you to look.

Sorry that i do mistakes.[:P] Its my english.

YOUR ALL FOOLS!

Michael is over 8 feet tall! With fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
He kills hundreds of men with one swipe of his arm. With his mighty hell hound he consumes the souls of programmers and takes their strength and skills. He also lives in space!
I don't know if it's true but I hear he is God. Others say he is an alien. Me? No way I'm telling you he looks just like Jesus!

I'm not shure who are you talking about, kkazican, but it's not Michal! You can't see him because he is not from flesh! He is a mysterious spirit... You can't see him, but he is everywhere. He can see everything... everyone...

i saw him once..... he lookes like jesus, but with no hair and he's got no ear

i always pictured him purple with red horns and wearing a pink, furry trench coat

ive pictures him to have some icy moster look.

no no no ure all wrong!!!

Michal is a girl u know, thats the secret :P

Michal is a overwieght middle aged asian who can throw fire balls and fly.

all asian can do that cant they??

I know! Michal is the son of Jesus [;)] or a son of Lucifer...

... or both. [:o)]

quote:Originally posted by Hitman
One of the Ten Commandments people: 'You shall not make a graven image'(of god) i.e Michal. tut, tut..


He said it best fellas

Amen to that..

You know my mom's polish, and I've been there a lot of times. I have a cousin there that works as a comp nerd for the military.. and you know if you've seen one you've seen them all.

Yup, I know kinda what he look like.

Unless michal is exceptionally pretty [;)] I dont really care, why should any of us care? Since when do looks matter online? (again, unless your exceptionally pretty, in which case you must post pictures [:p])

somewhere along the line Michal started sounding like William Wallace, unless im the only one whos seen that movie...

Damn right Element_101! This Topic is pretty much pointless

It's funny to read what you guys think Michal looks like tho lol "asian that shoots fireballs"

I went on a rare and wild goose chase..
Searching for the elusive Michael..
some say he looks like a sasquatch...
so i beleived them.

I ventured into the woods, where the last sighting of michael had been reported.
relying only on my instincts... and a rough scale chart.
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coming deeper and deeper into the thick woodlands.. hindered by rough terrain and at times almost solid barriers of treebranches and roots..
Fianly i came upon an native campment..and spotted a local with a machete..
I said..
"HEY JOO!"
he mumbled something at me..then started screetching..
but eventually i got him to work for me as a path clearer.
So i set him to work
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I asked him were we could find michael..
and he pointed towards the river..
as we got closer..to our dismay..we saw two villagers sinking in a boat!!!
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"HelP me bwana..OH help us!!"
we rushed to their aid....and saved them from a watery grave..
"oh thank you bwana..here take this map"
Instantly i leveled up! *you have advanced to level 2*
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YESS!!
high fives all around.

So..using our new found map..we ventured deeper into the forest..
untill we came to a sign..that told us he had to be close..
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and then suddenly in a clearing to our right...
We saw a creature run past into the woods..














quick as a flash I got my camera out..and was able to capture just one shot.

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we are not sure what it was..
if it was michael no one can be sure..
but whatever it was..

we did see something that day..
and we all learnt an important lesson..

Corban dallus multipass.

lol... Michal is the Archangel of Soldat -_- *coz there is no god!!!

Lol, Nice one Lumpy!

lol!!!... good work

Yea I remember that big foot pic from somewhere o.O

lol this topic is great! hahaha

Lumpy, you are by far the funniest guy on this forum.

I'm going to post this pic again for anyone who missed it the first time:

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[:-censored], that is ugly

LOL striker i remember that from ages ago!

OMG lumpy thats classic lol rofl!

that picture is even worse as that he was

My eyes! Their bleeding!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!