FOR [:-censored] SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RELEASE THE [:-censored] NEW VERSION ALREADY. HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP US WAITING???

STOP [:-censored]IGN AROUND AND RELEASE IT MIKE...........1.5 IS SO MESSED UP.
BUGGIEST [:-censored] SH1T IN THE WORLD.

Uhg, arg, grunt, rwar!

([:-censored] by DNA.styx)

1st off, it's 1.2, not 1.1.2

now take a few deep breaths and calm down.

oh and try to play only on windows servers, since they seem to have the least amount of bugs.

morpheus stop talking and die


WHERE IS 1.2 !!!???? OMG I WANT 1.2 -> RELEASE IT AT ONCE ARGHHJK>>>>>>...... I NEED 1.2 man OR ARRRRRRRRrrrr

quote:Originally posted by BMF
morpheus stop talking and die


WHERE IS 1.2 !!!???? OMG I WANT 1.2 -> RELEASE IT AT ONCE ARGHHJK>>>>>>...... I NEED 1.2 man OR ARRRRRRRRrrrr


Agreed

bmf, just admit it. you've deeply and madly fallen in love with me, hence all the attention you've given me lately. although be it negative attention, i understand, you're just a confused raging hormone and fighting your feelings. so just go ahead and admit it, and you'll feel much better.

and although i'm not homosexual, i hold no hard feelings towards homosexuals, and promise to turn you and your advances down in the easiest way possible, as not to bruise your already fragile ego even more.

Yo morph lets make babies

lovely, another "we cant wait any longer" thread made by whiners...

i must admit i am getting a little anxious, but i am waiting for uxo to come and and 1.2 for soldat, so that might be the reason for me being a tad jumpy

well, everyone's anxious for 1.2, considering it's supposed to be much less buggy and uses less bandwidth, but like i said before, i still think it won't be out until around christmas.

at least it'll make a nice present.

and spitz, sorry, but i prefer em taller. no offense.

You prefer taller babies? Pen0rs? Males?
uhhh.... okkkkk there buddy

no, i prefer females, which from your "lets make babies" comment, as noted below, i thought you must be a female wanting to have my child. my mistake if you're not.


quote:Originally posted by Spitzfiya
Yo morph lets make babies

lol.

i dont want 1.2

morpheus will you marry me?

nope, sorry, but you're just not my type.

but if you're ever able to transform yourself into a true female, redheaded, 36/28/34, then give me a call. oh, and you have to be at least 5'10, since i really don't care much for women that are more than 6 inches shorter than me.

and by true female, i mean no transtesticles (transvestite). that would just be a waste of your time and money, although i do realise you are desperate enough to go to such measures, it just wouldn't work. sorry.

quote:Originally posted by BMF
morpheus will you marry me?


HES MINE, B1TCH niggah!![:(!]

like i said before, you're not female, and you're to short.

i suppose hes taller in other areas.. maybe that can compensate for his height?
;)

OMGF!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 ME WANTEEE 1.1.6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneone!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

I SHOOT PEOIPLE HEAD OFF WITH SNIPER! NOT NOOB WEAPON! NIETHER BAZOOKA!

can anyone make sense of what that man^ is trying to say?

In other words, I want 1.2, and n00bs will always be n00bs.

OMFG WHERE THE HELL IS THE VALE , MOTHER F U C K ERS?

Where had I seen this before?

Heres the full transscript:
- I need teh value!
- What? value?
- YOU DUMB!!? TEH VALUEUEE!!!11
- huh?
- NEED VALUE FOR CHEATING?! I DONT WANAN CHEAT! BUT I NEED FOR CHEATING! GIVE SOLADT VALUE!!1

1.2 was fun when I played it. I can't wait to play on 30 player servers with little to no lag.

But... [:-bigeyes] It's not out yet, eh..

i don't agree whit those words, like "mother f*****" and "f***". Michal won't gonna realese it. He was working on it so hard and you just want to play?!

morpheus i want to have your baby

nope, sorry, but you're just not my type.

but if you're ever able to transform yourself into a true female, redheaded, 36/28/34, then give me a call. oh, and you have to be at least 5'10, since i really don't care much for women that are more than 6 inches shorter than me.

and by true female, i mean no transtesticles (transvestite). that would just be a waste of your time and money, although i do realise you are desperate enough to go to such measures, it just wouldn't work. sorry.

i think i heard that one before

morpheus, be honest with us, are you out of material?

quote:since i really don't care much for women that are more than 6 inches shorter than me.


short girls own tall girls

bmf, such a nice hypocritical view, considering the fact that you basically copied spitz.

and no, i'm not out of material, it just goes without saying that with people like you, everything has to be repeated a minimum of twice to get the point across.

edit:

and ?, i'm 6'4, so i like em to come up at least to my shoulders.

quote:
short girls own tall girls



Ooooooo yeah!

1.2 is going to suck

Says you, M Attention Seeker Award nominee.

Dan why do u think 1.2 is gunna suck?

Because he almost won the M Attention Seeker award of 2003.

lol... OKAY THEN!

OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING BABIES AND SCREWING EACHOTHER THIS IS ABOUT THE RELEASE OF SOLDAT! :|

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