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Camping_Carl
December 8, 2003, 3:34 am
SLAPPEN DA BITCH


So it all started out the bitch was fuking with me so ij slaped that whore so much in da ass SHE GREW A PENIS BOom it was like a whore on sale on christmas deals BAM BOOM WOOOSH>.>

SO After a couple of minutes i [:-censored]ing knocked this horse in the head with a metal pipe and i put a sign on the horse that saiD FREE SEX

and like 2 hours later this bum walked up to it and looked around then lifted up the tail and fuked the horse with power of the bum [:-censored]
he says its the best sex hes ever had

After this santa clause came by and said wazup biotch!!!! and i was like wtf! WHATS UP WHORE and i [:-censored]ed kneeed that bitch right in the nut sack. Yay then i said want some more BIOTCH and he was crying like the little sissy he is that [:-censored]ing pansy! Fat ass fuk AND SHOVED a the little kebler elves up his ass so he would have a [:-censored]ing cookie factory in him so he would never have to BUM cookies off little children

and that concludes my fuking story

Marry-Kate Olsen
December 8, 2003, 4:55 am
Carl should get his own cartoon show. Seriously I would love to see this in action.

Camping_Carl
December 8, 2003, 6:18 am
Woo

MikeShinoda.pheonix
December 8, 2003, 6:27 am
hes the next talkshow host

frogboy
December 8, 2003, 7:28 am
Anyone noticed that people who posted here (except CC and I) have less than 150 posts?

Meandor
December 8, 2003, 12:11 pm
No

gi.joe
December 9, 2003, 5:13 am
CC has squirrels juggeling knives in his head...


fabmanx
December 9, 2003, 5:50 am
Carl is teh l33t GO CARL

Camping_Carl
December 10, 2003, 4:50 am
thank you mr x

gi.joe
December 10, 2003, 9:57 am
:)


Camping_Carl
December 11, 2003, 4:46 am
:) penguin poop

CardBoardWarrior
December 11, 2003, 8:04 pm
This is more than 150 yo

Camping_Carl
December 13, 2003, 8:03 am
you yoo yooooo

AerialAssault
December 13, 2003, 5:41 pm
rofl, i dunno what was going on really but... ROFL

Camping_Carl
December 18, 2003, 7:21 am
LMAO HAHAHAH

Camping_Carl
January 15, 2004, 6:37 pm
i is da rulla

M
January 15, 2004, 6:45 pm
LOL.
Slappan << LOL

Camping_Carl
January 15, 2004, 8:56 pm
isnt it a great word!

M
January 15, 2004, 9:21 pm
It is funny.

Camping_Carl
January 16, 2004, 5:38 pm
M lets use it every day ok?

M
January 17, 2004, 7:58 am
Ok.

Camping_Carl
January 18, 2004, 5:34 am
ok slappan :)

Captain RibMan
February 7, 2004, 6:44 am
haha i brought it back