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Aquarius
December 11, 2003, 10:05 am
I was playing yesterday on very noobish CTF server. Enemy team was hopeless (my team too), so I changed my weapon to chainsaw to make the fight more fair. Then I scored 2 times with chainsaw and I killed many of them so I threw it away and started to play with bare hands.

But they were sooooo hopeless! I captured their flag, I stayed with it in enemy base for about 20 s, but they couldn't kill me. I was dancing, crawling with the flag and doing other stupid things, but they couldn't get me, finally I scored.

Hitman
December 11, 2003, 10:22 am
Round of applause for Aquarius...

frogboy
December 11, 2003, 10:24 am
Congratulations for beating a bunch of n00bs.

y0da
December 11, 2003, 1:35 pm
who dosen't beat a bunch of n00bs on ctf, don't post! [;)]

Kazuki
December 11, 2003, 1:48 pm
XD Aquarius! Whatd you do? Play in a kindergarden LAN?

villekallio
December 11, 2003, 2:44 pm
I played on a noob server today and i got bored. Then i started acting like a noob and used sg and barret. It was so cool. :P

LiL_FuKa
December 11, 2003, 3:06 pm
Ohhh I wish i was there..

bLaStEr
December 11, 2003, 9:21 pm
quote:Originally posted by LiL_FuKa
Ohhh I wish i was there..

ME TOO! that would have been so much of joy :)

wert21
December 13, 2003, 6:00 pm
aquarius, only coz wasn't me in that team...
[:D][:D]

peterman
December 15, 2003, 4:53 am
hey lets talk why not

Bug
December 29, 2003, 1:32 pm
I was playing in n00b server aswell... first i played with ak (it was dm)
there was 6 players...best after me had 6 points...and i had 56....
then i changed to knife...i got more and more points
admin got angry and banned me..then i asked why, adm: we dont wanna play with such a n00b like you!!!

Liber_Lupus
December 29, 2003, 2:08 pm
quote:Originally posted by Aquarius
I captured their flag, I stayed with it in enemy base for about 20 s, but they couldn't kill me. I was dancing, crawling with the flag and doing other stupid things, but they couldn't get me, finally I scored.

Only 20 s with n00bs? hehe i like to do the same what u did, fooling around in their base, ah i love to do that.

AL3X1C0N
January 8, 2004, 11:55 am
lol i had that to once man lol friggin noobos i was standing 193 - 4
with CTF lol they were sooo gay they thought they could use barret and stuff :S

frogboy
January 8, 2004, 11:58 am
Yeah, when I see a Soldier with Barret, I keep rolling and shooting, and they keep missing. Haha, laggy barret n00bs are dumb.

AL3X1C0N
January 8, 2004, 12:15 pm
quote:Originally posted by frogboy
Yeah, when I see a Soldier with Barret, I keep rolling and shooting, and they keep missing. Haha, laggy barret n00bs are dumb.


lol ye ahahahahah its funny if they keep trying to kill you and they cant and u keep ending up killing them for 93817 times :P[8D]

Ramol
January 19, 2004, 10:45 pm
Aquarius you are so great! Everyone was at such server as you said once or twice or 1413847 times! So go on DNA and show how good are you masta :> (but it is funny when you kill people and make them mad by shouting "weeeeeeeeeeeeee" or "m000000000000000000" - they are so [:-censored]ed up that they obviously ban you... f**** n00bs :D

Lord Graviton
January 19, 2004, 11:54 pm
w/e aquarius. TALK TO THE HAND! [:P]
seriously, listen to me, and... do... not... ambarress... yourself...
l8r!

Aquarius
January 20, 2004, 11:33 am
Lord Graviton, you were in the enemy team, I remember you [;)]

Ramol
January 20, 2004, 5:12 pm
HEHEHEHE! GJ Aquarius :D I was not I/m sure :D:D

Aquarius
January 21, 2004, 12:08 am
BTW... I am not proud because I beat a bunch of n00bs.
It is just a story about the most n00bish game I played.

AerialAssault
January 21, 2004, 4:23 am
o hooray

DesFS
January 21, 2004, 5:32 pm
I hear you Aquarius. I try not to play in n00b servers when I play. It's not fun. It's just a massacre.

villekallio
January 21, 2004, 7:40 pm
Lol i played on a n00b server today. I had 200 ping i used only chainsaw and i was second. The one who won me had 100 ping... And the one after me had 33 ping. :D This happened on 1.1.5.

Anti-Commie
January 29, 2004, 8:58 pm
Man, that is incredible.... You must have walked in on a newbie convention or something. lol

Raven
January 30, 2004, 5:03 pm
I was playing in a game where were only Finnish people(im one too).
And there was a guy called Huru ukko and he had obsession in winning. Everytime i was winning he kicked me out and when i asked why? there was no answer+ he banned me.[:D]

Slamex
February 3, 2004, 3:38 pm
I'm mostly a n00b myself, and I though I wasn't that bad because I really ruled on a server until I realized it was not a n00b server, it was a friggin' BOT server. My ego dropped quickly. Those bots are so unrewarding...

Sekushi
February 4, 2004, 11:56 pm
Aqua, you deserve a cookie.

Ereseidon
February 6, 2004, 6:18 am
I was banned from two servers today for mutilating n00bs, and then two more for running my mouth (I was winning fairly in one of those two). Frickin' newbies are so anile about getting the two-game winning streak, you know?