I join a game. Something about |fast| or |fun| or whatever. Don't remember. I use an M79, kill a guy, then get shot with a baret. Naturaly, i switch back to barets to stand any real chance against them. I kill a bunch of people then one guy with a grenade. Then i lob a grenade somewhere and that guy spawns on top of it and dies again. 5 seconds later i am at the bottom of the map (the map is that weird 3 level thing with a gaping hole at the right, left, and a sneaky hole in the middle) lobbing grenades yet at the same guy.
No lag, he misses me, he gets smashed. He screams "[:-censored]ing cheater?". I reply "oblivous idiot?" then the host asks who cheats and that guy tells i do. I made a mistake of saying "prove it" instead of "how do i cheat" and immediatly get kicked. I rejoin and get banned before i can even explain myself. Pretty sweet for my first day of multiplayer huh? ban in 50 seconds

my fastest ban is when i joined a server and some guy said hey who are u and then i said just a soldat player


then i got banned (dont ask) weird!!

My fastest ban was when I entered a server and yelled "1.2 IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" it was great!

lol yea but y did u get banned for sayong that WEIRD??

you were banned cuz you were doing something weird..like spawnin all over the [:-censored]ing place and no one could kill you cuz you were spawning every .2 seconds

....heres a screenie

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thats just a common bug (lag related)

wow how coincidental that a forum user would be at that server and took a screenshot of something that would be posted here.

and ive been banned before after a few seconds without doing anything but joining the server

Another noobie banner

Dathker... That was pathetic...

You do realize that the server kicks people randomly all the time? I played for 2 days online and even I already know that that happens... Every CTF game i play the both teams get kicked in random succesion.

AND WHERE THE HECK DID THE -254 SCORE CAME UP?!?!?! I had like 7 on my counter when I was kicked!

usually when something like this happens it's on some noob's server. it's happened to me a lot.

but the worst ones are the noobie clan servers. you go in, beat the whole friggin noob clan, and you're automatically branded a cheater and banned. i've had that happen to me more times than i care to remember.

haha morph i used to do that..but normally they ask me to join but after i while i stoped cuz they are all laggy
TP: wtf no they don't they kick people for high ping and no randomness in it unless the admin to ther server decides to kick random people.

wow morphus u think alot of ur self u say u get baned cause ur too good :/

Fastest ban... SPEEDHACKING!

I've got banned many times. And once for cheating *ps i didnt cheat [B)]*

OMG JUICE YOU GOT 1000posts CONCRATS!

juice is the commander! lol

i got banned from outcasts server for "camping" i wasnt camping though i was using a barret :D

uh i got banned pretty good from soldat lobby before when i tested the hacks on beta (i was allowed too :] lol )

yea taht was the worst one cause i was banned from the lobby and it called me a cheatzor

haha.

whatever you saw, that sucked a cock...

Besides, that was like my second game ever online :(...

my fastest ban

I was trying to connect to DNAgames and was really frustrated that it was always full, so i keep rapidly clicking the collect to server button... in 30 seconds it said i was banned lol

ya doing that always results in a temporary ban, regardless of the server.

o didn't know that ok

one time i got banned from a server for 15 mins becasue i had a high ping

I get that all the time. Again, its every server (except Silkynode, Cabbynode, pYnode and frogNode).

hmmm lol sometimes i get it 2

I've had one of the most random bans lately...I go onto some CTF server to find 5 players on Red and none on Blue. So I think "Hmm" and go on Blue team. Then I'm banned.

EH?

And the bans which piss me off the most is when noobs are trying to get out of the map in ones like Kampf and I kill them...then get banned. [:-censored]ers.

Once, the server had high ping for everybody, and I ended up banned because I had dial-up...

someone with no-name went on my server a few days ago, and was using speedhack, so we banned him and DOSed the server... heh... bannanation is not the solution...

My fastest Ban:

Join
Select Barret
3 Bullets
3 Corpses
Ban

:)

When I began playing online again last December, I got banned twice for whatever reason (maybe for just being too bloody good)... so I got the idea... try to set a record... I'm up to 5 bans in 1 night... But I get banned for all sorts of stupid reasons... camping, chatting, getting lucky, oh, and of course, being good (looking). Once I got banned because I wasn't able to name the guy who was running the server (don't ask why he didn't just password it for his friends) and once I was banned because I didn't speak the language. It's fair to kick someone the first couple of times... then if they still don't get it, take them out for good. Or do what I do and just utterly own them until they go crying to their parents.... But hell, that's just me.